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Frustrating Minigame Madness Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old minigames where skill actually matters? Come join our Minecraft server where we have the most frustrating and unfair hacking minigame you’ll ever experience! We only give you four attempts to guess the password from a pool of twenty words – talk about living life on the edge! It’s like playing Russian roulette with your brain cells. Who needs logic and strategy when you can rely on pure luck and RNGesus to guide you through the chaos? Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and infuriation – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Better Survival and Prosperity Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the fate of human civilization is decided by building epic structures and battling mobs! Will you be the one to lead us to prosperity or will you accidentally blow up the entire village with TNT? Only one way to find out! Join now and show us your leadership skills…or lack thereof!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

AgeCraft SMP: “Respawning with experience!”

AgeCraft, aging gracefully, appreciating the little things, building strong relationships, embracing change, Enjoying simple pleasures, Experience, Finding fulfillment, finding inner peace, Gratitude for life, growing older, Increased confidence, life experience, living in the moment, making memories, overcoming challenges, personal growth, Prioritizing what matters, resilience in adversity, Respawning, Self Discovery, smp, Time for reflection, wisdom with age

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret potion that will make you age in reverse every time you log in. Say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to smooth, youthful skin as you build, mine, and craft your way through our wacky world.

But that’s not all – we also have a pet llama named Larry who can speak seven different languages and will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. Rumor has it, whoever wields this sword will have the power to control time itself!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the fountain of youth, talking llamas, and epic quests like never before. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon – rumor has it she’s a bit of a diva.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Post-Coitus Craft

10. Satisfaction, 11. Connection, 12. Post-coital bliss, 13. Snuggling, 14. Warmth, 15. Pillow talk, 16. Afterglow, 17. Contentment, 18. Bonding, 19. Reassurance, 2. Sleep, 20. Release., 3. Food, 4. water, 5. Relaxation, 6. Conversation, 7. Affection, 8. Intimacy, 9. Comfort, Craft, Cuddling, PostCoitus

After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ProjectilePvP Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, cross-border conflict, defense strategy, eastern europe, foreign intervention, geopolitical tensions, international warfare, military conflict, military defense, military escalation, Military operations, military retaliation, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, missile attacks, national security, ProjectilePvP, Russian command posts, Server, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian defence forces, Western projectiles

come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior like the ukrainian defence forces taking down russian command posts with western projectiles! build ur own fortress and defend it against enemy attacks, or go on epic quests to find rare treasures and slay dangerous mobs. u never know what crazy adventures await u on our server, so join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NATOcraft: Stoltenberg’s LOL Ukraine

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european politics, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international relations, lol, military alliance, NATO membership, NATOcraft, occupied territories, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Stoltenberg, Stoltenbergs, territorial disputes, Ukraine

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, IT’S SO LIT THAT EVEN STOLTENBERG WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS UKRAINE COULD BECOME A PART OF NATO EVEN IF RUSSIA IS TAKING OVER TERRITORIES! THAT’S HOW EPIC THIS SERVER IS, FOLKS!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE LAVA! JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST WACKY AND WILD MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND JOIN NOW, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! EVEN MAKING STOLTENBERG DO THE FLOSS DANCE WHILE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Gecko Vibes: The Sixth Sense

Animal Behavior, Animals, auditory, auditory sense, auditory system, balance mechanism, discovery, Gecko, gecko behavior, Geckos, Hearing, reptiles, research, scientific study, scientists, sense, sensory organs, sensory perception, Sixth, sixth sense, surroundings, VIBES, vibration detection, Vibrations

omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server like srsly!! we got geckos with SIXTH SENSE yo, they can sense vibrations and stuff like they some kinda ninja spies or sumthin. u can be like a gecko whisperer on this server, talkin to them in their secret language and stuff. it’s like the animal kingdom meets minecraft, but with a twist of sci-fi and mystery. come join us and uncover the secrets of the gecko world, it’s gonna blow ur mind!! #geckogoals #minecraftmadness

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is the ultimate survival skill! Join now for semi-vanilla fun and cross-play madness in version 1.21.1!

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Crafted Survival
SMP Type	Semi-vanilla
Environment	Friendly, fun, and inclusive
Main Additions	Land Claiming Shopping District Homes and TPA Live World Map Mob Heads One Player Sleep Ranks based upon trust, playtime and voting Active Player Base
IP	play.craftedsurvival.net
Bedrock Port	19132

FAQ

1. Can I grief on this server?

No, griefing is not allowed on Crafted Survival. We strive to provide a griefer-free environment for all players.

2. How can I claim land?

You can claim land using the Land Claiming feature on the server. This allows you to protect your builds and prevent others from griefing them.

3. Is there a shopping district on the server?

Yes, Crafted Survival features a Shopping District where players can buy and sell items with each other.

4. How do ranks work on the server?

Ranks on Crafted Survival are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute to the community, the higher your rank will be.

5. Can I teleport to other players’ homes?

Yes, you can teleport to other players’ homes using the Homes and TPA feature on the server.

6. Is there a live world map available?

Yes, Crafted Survival offers a Live World Map feature that allows you to see the world in real-time and explore different areas.

7. How can I get Mob Heads on the server?

You can collect Mob Heads by defeating mobs in the game. They are a rare drop that you can use for decoration or crafting.

8. What is the One Player Sleep feature?

The One Player Sleep feature allows a single player to skip the night and set the time to day, making it more convenient for solo players.

9. Are there any restrictions on building or creativity?

While we aim to keep the server close to vanilla, we encourage players to be creative and express themselves through their builds. There are no strict restrictions on building styles.

10. How can I join the server?

You can join Crafted Survival by entering the IP address play.craftedsurvival.net and the Bedrock Port 19132 in your Minecraft client. We look forward to welcoming you to our community!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

You Sold Out Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe! Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the craziness that goes on here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting for you to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie, then you might not survive the fun)!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	187
Void Gems Collected:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

Agent Record, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Drawpile, Friends, general, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, NewsVersion 1.2, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, SAHLWFEFEZZZ4PC, smp, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFTS, Zone

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old events and lackluster updates? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can race through fiery obstacles and compete for epic loot. And don’t forget to check out our Dev Face-to-Face where you can meet the mysterious Zenless Zone Zero – who knows what secrets he holds!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our legendary agents Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz, who will guide you through the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on their epic quests.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have upcoming events that will blow your mind. From the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade to the Overlord’s Feast, there’s always something exciting happening on our server.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Redeemable codes, resources, and useful links are waiting for you to explore. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

LDRs4Life Minecraft SMP

advice, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, coping strategies, Dedication, emotional connection, LDRs4Life, long distance relationships, love, Minecraft, missing each other, patience, Sacrifices, smp, staying connected., success stories, Support, Technology, time zones, Tips, Trust, Video calls

Are you tired of being in a long distance relationship with your favorite Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to lag and hello to love at first block placement.

Our server is like a virtual dating app, but for gamers. You’ll meet your soulmate in the form of a creeper that just can’t stop following you around. And who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your special someone a diamond pickaxe?

But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like speed mining dates and build battles that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. So come join us and find your pixelated prince or princess charming. Long distance relationships have never been so block-tastic!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	263060	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyRejects

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of getting rejected in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our magical Minecraft server where getting rejected is a thing of the past. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon proposed to us and we said yes! So come on over and let’s build a world where rejection doesn’t exist, just like our imaginary girlfriend who totally isn’t a creeper in disguise. Join now and let’s make rejection a thing of the past!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Animals Bred:	100	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Heckin’Craft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we slay more enemies than the IDF! we killed like 250 hezbollah dudes and our death toll is like 2,000 and counting! join us for some crazy pvp battles and build the most insane bases ever! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re one of those hezbollah guys, then maybe you will regret it a little). come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s dominate the virtual world together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	646	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SabotageCraftEU

#covert operations, cyber attacks, cyber warfare, Espionage, Europe, european security, foreign affairs, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, Kremlin influence., Kremlin meddling, political interference, Propaganda, Russian government, sabotage operations, SabotageCraftEU, security threats, state-sponsored attacks, subversion, The Kremlin

Yo, dis server be so lit, even da Kremlin be tryna sabotage it cuz dey jelly of all da fun we be havin! Like, dey be sendin creepers and zombies to try and mess wit us, but we just be buildin diamond fortresses and laughin in deir faces. Join us if ya wanna show dem Kremlin fools who da real bosses of Minecraft are! Plus, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure and a rollercoaster made entirely of cake. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come join da madness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Emeralds Found:	3745	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SpiceCraft: Anti-Inflammatory Adventures

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come join our epic minecraft server where we serve up anti-inflammatory goodness like a Mediterranean feast for your virtual soul! forget about heart disease and cancer, we’ve got the spice to keep you healthy and thriving in the blocky world. plus, our pixelated landscapes are so stunning, they’ll make you forget all about those pro-inflammatory diets. join us now and start building your way to a healthier, happier life in the most insane minecraft server ever created!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Falling into the Void:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2