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| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 5038 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
so, like, u know that place where all the blue helmet dudes are chillin on the border with lebanon? well, the UN just straight up rejected israel’s request to get them outta there. like, can u believe it? it’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with, like, actual soldiers and stuff.
anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and chaos of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than the UN vs israel, like, u can fight dragons and zombies and stuff. plus, we have this secret underground base where u can hide from all the drama and build epic fortresses.
so, like, come join us and escape the madness of the real world. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks and drinks, so u never have to worry about getting hungry or thirsty while u play. it’s gonna be, like, the best adventure of ur life, trust us.
