CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Block Busters Minecraft Server

African American, BBC, Black culture, black history, Black Lives Matter, BLOCK, Built for Niggers, Busters, civil rights, discrimination, documentary, equality, historical injustice, Jim Crow Laws, Minecraft, Part II, Police Brutality, racial profiling, racism, segregation, Server, Slavery, social justice, systemic oppression

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there – Built for Niggers (BBC) Part II! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and throw wild parties. You never know what kind of explosive fun you’ll find down there!

2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit surrounded by hungry wolves. It’s like The Hunger Games, but with more fur and fire!

3. Want to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can! Just find the magical rainbow portal hidden in the enchanted forest.

4. Our staff team consists of actual witches and wizards who will grant you three wishes if you can beat them in a game of parkour. Good luck!

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure chest buried deep within the server that contains diamonds, emeralds, and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join Built for Niggers (BBC) Part II today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those wild parties in the creeper club – things tend to get explosive!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Wuwa – Wacky Waves Minecraft SMP

Android, Co-op Combat Event, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, egs, emotes, Events, Fairy Tale’s Finale, friends list, Ios, Map, Minecraft, News, Official Twitter Account, Parade of Stars, Rectifier, Resonator Showcase, Rewards, smp, Stellar Symphony, The Shorekeeper, Timeline, Ver 1.3 Preview, Wacky, Waves, windows, wuthering waves, Wuthering Waves General, wuwa

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us on Wuthering Waves, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and uncover hidden treasures in a world unlike any other. Need a break from all the action? Take a stroll on the beach and chat with the friendly Shorekeeper, who may or may not have a secret stash of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in crazy events like the Parade of Stars, where you can level up your skills and show off your epic loot. Plus, don’t miss out on the Fairy Tale’s Finale co-op combat event, where you can team up with your friends to take down mythical creatures and earn even more rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Wuthering Waves and see where the tide takes you. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Resonators and their shenanigans – they’re always up to no good!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SurprisePartyHate Minecraft Server

anger, anxiety, Birthday, birthday celebrations, Communication, Conflict, Details, emotional reactions, Expectations, Frustration, Minecraft, misunderstandings, party planning, personal boundaries, Planning, Preferences, relationships, Server, social anxiety, Surprise party, SurprisePartyHate, Surprises, ungrateful

Are you tired of surprise parties that make you feel like you’re living in a real-life episode of Punk’d? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no surprise parties, no go-karting adventures, and definitely no untidy rooms causing anxiety spikes.

Join us for a server filled with predictability and control. Plan out your builds weeks in advance, check the menu of our virtual restaurants, and never worry about someone jumping out and yelling “surprise!” We guarantee a stress-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without any unexpected interruptions.

So say goodbye to surprise parties and hello to a Minecraft server that understands the importance of knowing what’s coming next. Join us now and experience the joy of being in control of your own virtual world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyWeddingGoals

CraftyWeddingGoals, destination wedding, Elopement, wedding affordability, wedding attendance, wedding budget, wedding communication, wedding costs, wedding etiquette, wedding expectations, wedding expenses, wedding finances, wedding friendship, wedding guests, wedding honesty, wedding invitations, wedding logistics, wedding opinions, wedding planning, wedding support, wedding travel

Are you tired of boring weddings in your own backyard? Do you want to attend a wedding that feels more like a vacation? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you an elopement wedding experience like no other, complete with 40 guests and a destination that you never knew you wanted to visit!

Join us as we celebrate the engagement of our friend and her partner, who are planning the most extravagant elopement wedding in 2026. With a guest list of 40 people, you’ll never have to worry about feeling left out. And don’t worry about expenses, because the couple is only offering to pay for one meal after the wedding – what a steal!

But wait, there’s more! We guarantee drama, cold shoulders, and awkward conversations as you navigate through the planning process with our friend. Will she be able to handle the truth about her unrealistic expectations? Will you be able to afford the 12ish hour flight to the destination you never wanted to visit? Only time will tell on our Minecraft server!

So come join us for the wedding event of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and your budget). Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness a wedding that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about elopements. See you there!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Star Shards Collected:	108
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RegrettableCraft SMP

acceptance, consequences, coping mechanisms, decision, emotional turmoil, hindsight, inner conflict, learning experience, life choices, life lessons, moving forward, necessity, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegrettableCraft, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, SELF AWARENESS, smp, tough choices, unavoidable actions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire with a misplaced flint and steel, or the joy of riding a pig off a cliff while trying to tame it.

We have a dedicated group of players who are always up for some shenanigans, like building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or starting a chicken rebellion in the village square.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, join us and embrace the chaos! Who knows, you might even regret it, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9747	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Animals Bred:	187
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

HabitCraft: Life Upgrade

Consistency, daily routines, exercise routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, HabitCraft, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, Life, life improvement, mindfulness practices, personal growth, positive changes, positive mindset, productivity tips, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, small habits, Stress Management, Time management, Upgrade, wellness habits

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and discover how small habits like building a house out of only pink wool or only eating golden apples can make your Minecraft life so much better. Trust us, your in-game character will thank you for it!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself dancing the floss with a creeper or riding a pig into battle. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now and see for yourself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	431
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

Blaze, BlazeCraft, Disaster, emergency, emergency response, Environmental, extinguish, Fire, Firefighters, hazardous materials, Incident, industrial accidents, investigation, Minecraft, News, Oil depots, Perm Krai, Pollution, russia, Safety Measures, Server, Updates, Voronezh Oblast

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: oil depots on fire in Russia’s Voronezh Oblast, Perm Krai…but in Minecraft! Join our server for some hot, fiery action as you navigate through burning oil depots and try not to get scorched!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of the ancient Minecraft gods is hidden deep within the depths of this lair. Are you brave enough to venture into the unknown and claim this powerful weapon for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to a colony of friendly, talking pigs who have formed their own society complete with a piggy parliament and piggy police force. Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	152	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

HezboGoneCraft2021

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, Combat, Commanders, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, HezboGoneCraft2021, hezbollah, idf, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, militants, military operation, Operation, RETALIATION, SECURITY, terrorists, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we slay more enemies than the IDF! we take down 250 hezbollah terrorists in just four days, including 21 big boss commanders! if you want the ultimate challenge and want to prove you’re the ultimate warrior, then this server is for you! join now and show off your skills in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat! who needs real life when you can have this kind of excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and let’s take down some virtual bad guys together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Sasquatch Hideout: Bigfoot Pranks

bigfoot, Conspiracy, costume, Creature, cryptid, disguise, ELUSIVE, folklore, hidden, HIDEOUT, Hunters, legend, Mysterious, Mythical, prank, pranks, Sasquatch, sightings, strange, trolling, Wilderness, Woods

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest fantasies? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u in a world where everyone is dressed as bigfoot, runnin’ around trollin’ all the sasquatch hunters. it’s like a bigfoot convention up in here, except we all just tryna survive in the wild and mess with people’s minds.

we got secret caves filled with treasure, but watch out for the traps set by the sneaky leprechauns who guard ’em. and don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam the land, layin’ golden eggs for anyone brave enough to snatch ’em.

if u think u can handle the madness, then come join us on this server. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this world, anything can happen. who knows, u might even run into the real bigfoot himself, sippin’ on a margarita and chillin’ by the lava pit.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Adulting Mental Health Craft

adulthood achievement, adulthood beliefs, adulthood development, adulthood milestones, adulthood perception, adulthood satisfaction, adulthood self-awareness, adulting, Craft, emotional well being, health, Mental, mental health, mental health association, mental resilience, mental stability, Mental well-being, mental well-being study, Mental Wellness, psychological health, research findings, self-perception, Spain study

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER AND FEEL LIKE AN ADULT WITH GOOD MENTAL HEALTH! OUR SCIENTISTS IN SPAIN DID A STUDY AND FOUND DAT PLAYING ON DIS SERVER MAKES U FEEL LIKE U ACHIEVED ADULTHOOD!

U WILL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A PRO AND SLAYING CREEPERS LIKE A BOSS! UR MIND WILL BE SO HEALTHY, U WILL BE ABLE TO HANDLE ANYTHING IN REAL LIFE!

SO JOIN US NOW AND LEVEL UP UR ADULTING SKILLS WHILE HAVING A BLAST IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD! TRUST US, IT’S SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO MAKE U FEEL LIKE A SUPER ADULT!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Animals Bred:	160	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

Daisy, Desaster, etwas ist schief gelaufen, fauxpas, fehler, Fehltritt, Irrtum, Malheur, Minecraft, Missgeschick, Oopsie, Panne, Pannenserie, Patzer, Pech, problème, Server, UNFALL, Ungeschicklichkeit, Unglück, unglückliche Situation, Verkettung von Umständen, Versehen

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank players by replacing all their diamonds with… you guessed it, llamas! It’s a llama-palooza up in here!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a bit of a party animal!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join his army of poultry warriors and conquer the land!

4. We have a magical portal that transports players to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, you might turn into a gingerbread man!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama prank). See you in the game, and remember… etwas ist schief gelaufen!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Anti AI Meme Minecraft SMP

Anti, Anti-AI, Artificial Intelligence, California, Censorship, deepfake videos, digital manipulation, elon musk, first amendment rights, free speech, internet regulations, judge, law, legal battle, meme, Minecraft, political deepfakes, Political satire, smp, social media, tech industry, Technology, unconstitutional

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! We’ve got Elon Musk as our honorary judge, constantly battling against California’s attempts to stop us from creating hilarious AI memes in-game.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between Musk and the California government, all while building insane structures and pulling off the craziest pranks on your fellow players. Who needs political deepfakes when you’ve got a server this wild? So come on in and let’s see what kind of meme magic you can create in our wacky world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8726	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Animals Bred:	74	Runes Activated:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Potions Brewed:	174

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

LoserSitterCraft

AITAH, Assertiveness, called me a loser, career goals, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflicts, family dynamics, guilt tripping, LoserSitterCraft, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self esteem, Self Respect, self worth, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sister’s kids, standing up for oneself, toxic family dynamics

Are you tired of being called a “loser” by your own sister? Do you want to escape the snarky comments and belittling behavior? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can be the king or queen of your own virtual world!

On our server, you can build your dream castle, tame dragons, and even ride unicorns into battle. No more babysitting drama, just pure gaming fun. And if your sister tries to call you a loser in the game, just unleash a virtual army of creepers on her!

So say goodbye to family dinner drama and hello to epic adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs a “real job” when you can rule a virtual kingdom?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

LastDayInMinecraftSMP

acceptance, Adventure, appreciation, bucket list, carpe diem, cherish moments, Closure, final moments, Gratitude, Last Day, LastDayInMinecraftSMP, live life to the fullest, loved ones, make memories, make peace, Reflection, say goodbye, Seize the Day, spontaneity, travel, world

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie pigmen with rubber chickens and riding llamas into battle. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to play hide and seek. So come join us for your last day in the world and see what kind of wacky shenanigans you can get into!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Farms Harvested:	102
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

DreamJobCraft – Because I’m too busy mining diamonds and building epic structures!

AMBITION, aspirations, building, busy, career, determination, diamonds, dream job, DreamJobCraft, Epic, fear, fulfillment, goals, growth, Happiness, Mining, motivation, Obstacles, Passion, perseverance, Potential, procrastination, Self Discovery, self-doubt, Structures, success, uncertainty

Are you tired of boring old jobs like being a doctor or lawyer? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your dream job is to be a professional block stacker! That’s right, stack blocks all day and get paid in virtual diamonds! Why waste time in the real world when you can live out your wildest block-stacking fantasies in our server?

Our server is also home to the legendary Block Ninja, a mysterious player who can build a castle in under 30 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Block Ninja in a building competition, you will be granted one wish by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to take on this epic challenge?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions. Are you brave enough to embark on this epic quest?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your wildest block-stacking dreams!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Crops Grown:	7688
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7