Cool S Appreciation Thread Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	3736	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things cool and epic!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that fights off hordes of zombie villagers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cool S, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a unicorn made of rainbows. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend Cool S, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to turn into a dragon at will.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	7445

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2145
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	8326
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Runes Activated:	1

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7780
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Magic Items Found:	3320	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Potions Brewed:	135	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	27

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	105
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Gods Slained:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mines Excavated:	4539
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6499
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466
Farms Harvested:	279	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	243	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Crops Grown:	1213	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Alien Abductions:	2

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	4617	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!