Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
Vanishing Items Found: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 24
Gods Slained: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 13
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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