Are you tired of terrible customer service? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our admins are so dedicated to providing top-notch customer service that they once flew to a player’s house just to hand-deliver a stack of diamonds as an apology for a server crash. Join us for the most epic adventures, the craziest builds, and the most ridiculous customer service stories you’ll ever hear. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
Zombie Dances: 3 Dimension Hops: 12
Chimeras Created: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Enchantments Applied: 228

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

    Nude Creeper Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 26
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

    Cock Smell Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Star Shards Collected: 226
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

    DivorceCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

    Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

    So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Backwards Speech Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CheaterBustersMC

    CheaterBustersMC
    Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

    Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

    So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Potions Brewed: 195 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 26
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

    SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

    Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Towns Built: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CraftyCrushesMC

    CraftyCrushesMC
    Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2001 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • BeirutBoomCraft

    BeirutBoomCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Magic Items Found: 5464
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Trans Men Menstruation Madness

    Trans Men Menstruation Madness
    come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Flood >USA Minecraft Server

    Flood >USA Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

    Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

    So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Potions Brewed: 112
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 85
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Chimeras Created: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

    BlockBusterMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Animals Bred: 159

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

    BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 294 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • DockCraftStrike

    DockCraftStrike
    so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

    come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

    so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 50
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Runes Activated: 0
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

    Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 26

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • ‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    ‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

    But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Animals Bred: 102 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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