Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you rethink your political beliefs? Look no further! Our server is filled with Liz Cheney fans who will restore your faith in the two-party system. We have no problem with legitimate Republicans, but Trump supporters need not apply. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds and intense PvP battles. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming a Liz Cheney superfan by the end of it all! Join now and let the political Minecraft madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
Divine Spears Created: 12 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
Star Shards Collected: 222 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Love Letters Sent: 18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

    Nude Creeper Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

    Cock Smell Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

    DivorceCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

    Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

    So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Alien Abductions: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 16 Vanishing Items Found: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CheaterBustersMC

    CheaterBustersMC
    Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

    Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

    So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

    SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

    Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 5078

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyCrushesMC

    CraftyCrushesMC
    Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • BeirutBoomCraft

    BeirutBoomCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Zombie Dances: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Trans Men Menstruation Madness

    Trans Men Menstruation Madness
    come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 160 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 76
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Flood >USA Minecraft Server

    Flood >USA Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

    Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

    So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Ores Mined: 9019
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 9224
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Mines Excavated: 3939
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

    BlockBusterMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8217 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Farms Harvested: 309

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

    BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 68 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • DockCraftStrike

    DockCraftStrike
    so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

    come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

    so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

    Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 416 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • ‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    ‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

    But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 1006
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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