Haha, u won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! So, get this, Netanyahu bugged my bathroom, like what even?! Boris Johnson was like “yo, there’s a listening device in the thunderbox” after the Israeli PM visited. Like, talk about invasion of privacy, amirite? Join our server and escape the real world drama with some epic Minecraft adventures! Plus, who knows what other world leaders might be spying on us next, gotta stay one step ahead, right? So come join us for some wild times and crazy stories, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Villages Defended: 9
Chimeras Created: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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