No Nintendo Games Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a strict “No Nintendo Games Allowed” policy. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that the founder of our server once played a Nintendo game and was immediately struck by lightning. Since then, we’ve banned all things Nintendo to protect ourselves from the wrath of the gaming gods.

But fear not, for our server is a land of endless adventure and laughter. Join us if you dare, and be prepared to face challenges like building a house out of diamond blocks or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave those Nintendo games behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you see a Nintendo game in your inventory, delete it immediately or face the consequences. Happy crafting!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

1930s, Appearance, average 20 year old, classic, clothing, comparison, culture, era, fashion, generation, History, Male, man, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PALS, past trends, PIXEL, Portrait, Retro, Server, Style, trend, vintage, young adult

Are you tired of looking like a boring old 20-year-old man from the 1930s? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can customize your character to look like a funky fresh disco dancer from the future! Join us for a chance to strut your stuff in pixelated bell bottoms and neon afros. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have outrageous fashion choices? Join now and let your inner fashionista shine!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Love Letters Sent:	14	Enchantments Applied:	186
Dragon Eggs Found:	2878	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magic Items Found:	3659	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Lovely /pw/ Minecraft SMP, as simple as that

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret love potion that makes everyone fall head over heels for each other! Who needs diamonds when you have love, amirite?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots when you feed them bacon. And rumor has it that if you find the legendary pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are literally obsessed with /pw/? Trust us, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even fall in love with a blocky pig.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	370	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ExGFemergencyPayAITAH

AITAH, Applications, Boundaries, Breakup, college fees, emergency, ex, ExGFemergencyPayAITAH, financial crunch, Friends, Impression, Job, love, MONEY, Paycheck, refusing to pay, relationships, Rich, Space, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

So, like, you know how Minecraft can be a total rollercoaster of emotions, right? Well, imagine if your ex-boyfriend was a creeper and you were just trying to build your diamond castle in peace, but he keeps blowing up your plans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your ex shows up in full diamond armor, acting all lovey-dovey one minute and then ghosting you the next. He’s like, “I need space to mine my own ores,” but then he’s asking you to craft him a new pickaxe because he “forgot” his.

And then, out of the blue, he’s like, “Hey, can you lend me some emeralds? My villagers are on strike and I need to trade for some enchanted books.” And you’re just standing there, holding your diamond sword, thinking, “Is this guy for real?”

But wait, it gets even crazier. He starts asking your mom for emeralds behind your back, saying he’ll pay her back when he finally gets that promotion at the village trading post. And you’re torn between wanting to help him out and not wanting to get involved in his drama anymore.

So, yeah, if you want to experience some wild Minecraft adventures that make your ex-boyfriend drama look like a walk in the Nether, then come join our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll find some new friends who won’t blow up your castle or ask for your mom’s emeralds. It’s a total blocky soap opera, and you won’t want to miss it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BlackBeauty Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and dull? Well, look no further because our server is the black sheep of the Minecraft community! Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the world of blocks and pixels.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Yes, you read that right – dancing creepers! They were busting out moves that would make Michael Jackson jealous, and our player had the time of their life boogieing down with these explosive dancers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with nothing but carrots and try to knock each other off their feathered steeds. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us in the land of “Black” and prepare yourself for the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and mobs. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Towns Built:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PeakMaturityCraft

Character development, defining maturity, emotional intelligence, inner peace, life experiences, peak maturity, PeakMaturityCraft, personal development, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-evolution, self-fulfillment, self-realization, wisdom

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of peak maturity (or lack thereof)! Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical shenanigans and absurdity that will have you questioning your own sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a dance floor quite like this one.

But that’s not all! Our server also boasts a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the pigs can fly (literally). Want to ride a flying pig while munching on a candy cane tree? Look no further than our server.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner child and let loose in a world of pure imagination, then come join us on our server. Who needs peak maturity when you can have peak absurdity instead? Let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SwissCraft Minecraft Server

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lol dis minecraft server is like switzerland givin ukraine a fat stack of US$1.7 billion for restorashun in just 4 years! imagine all da epic builds u can make with dat kinda cash flow, like u can build a diamond castle or a gold mansion or even a redstone rollercoaster dat goes all da way to da moon! plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u get a secret cheat code dat gives u unlimted diamonds and emeralds! so come join us now and get ready to flex ur building skills like never before!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Alien Abductions:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

GazaCraft: Rescued Yazidi

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come join dis epic minecraft server where we rescue yazidi women from ISIS in iraq and bring dem to safety in gaza with da help of israel!! we got epic quests where u gotta save dem from da bad guys and build dem a safe home in minecraft world. join now for da most heroic and crazy adventure ever!!! #yazidiwomenrescue #minecraftheroes

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Childhood Adversity Resistant to Meth

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LOL come join dis server if u wanna be immune to meth! like, u heard dat right, if u had a tough childhood dis is da place for u. we got so much craziness goin on in dis server, u won’t even know what hit u. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and zombies doin da macarena. so come on over and join da fun, cuz we all about dat adversity life up in here. plus, u get a free diamond sword if u can do a backflip in real life. so what u waitin for? come join da party!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Pixel Portal Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, CHAPTER 62, comedy, FANTASY, isekai, Isekai Ojisan, japanese, light novel, Mabel fix, Manga, Manga community, Manga fans, manga release, manga translation, manga updates, Minecraft, Ojisanchads, Otaku, PIXEL, Portal, Server, translation, Web Novel

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to use as your trusty steed.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Mabel, a mysterious figure who drops exclusive loot and grants wishes to lucky players. So if you’re in need of a Mabel fix, this is the place to be! Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	5796

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

French People Worship Africans Minecraft SMP

19th century, African, Africans, art, Colonialism, culture, European, French, Gay, History, imperialism, LGBTQ, Literature, Minecraft, negrophilia, Paris, people, Race, Sexuality, smp, society, Worship

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the French “people” have taken their love for Africans to a whole new level by worshipping them in-game! It’s like a wild party in 19th century Paris, where negrophilia and deep homosexuality reign supreme.

Join us for a chance to build outrageous structures inspired by French-African fusion, participate in wild dance parties, and maybe even uncover the hidden secrets of Parisian history. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this unique and eccentric server?

So come on, grab your virtual baguette and beret, and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and questioning everything you thought you knew about history and culture. Vive la France!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	37
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Star Shards Collected:	216	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

WeddingCraft: Third Wheel Edition

Boundaries, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Edition, emotional distress, Emotional support, family involvement, feeling betrayed, feeling humiliated, feeling isolated, feeling left out, feeling misunderstood, feeling neglected, feeling numb, feeling overwhelmed, feeling unimportant, Insecurities, relationship issues, third wheeling, trust issues, wedding planning, WeddingCraft, wheel

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any fiancée drama like this poor soul! Join us and build your dream world without worrying about inside jokes, third-wheeling, or feeling like a complete stranger in your own relationship. Our server is a safe space where you can truly be yourself and escape from all the wedding planning chaos. Plus, we guarantee that no one will mistake you for being in a relationship with your best friend – unless, of course, that’s what you’re into! So come join us and leave all the relationship drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5449	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SoreMuscleNeedsRest – Minecraft SMP

body awareness, Body language, body positivity, body signals, health, listen to your body, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-awareness journey, self-care, self-care routine, smp, SoreMuscleNeedsRest, wellness

Are you tired of your body constantly nagging you to exercise and be healthy? Well, ignore that noise and join our Minecraft SMP instead! Our server is so addictive and fun that you won’t even have time to think about your health. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually increase your strength and agility in real life. So why listen to your body when you can join us and become a virtual warrior instead?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Void Armor Forged:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

GrumpyCraft

“Youth, aches and pains, Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, dislike, getting older, growing up, GrumpyCraft, Maturity, Nostalgia, perspective, Reflection, regrets, responsibilities, societal expectations, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you find yourself getting grumpier with each passing year? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild!

On our server, you can build the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. Want to create a giant toilet castle? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky physics).

But that’s not all! We have special events like “Troll Tuesdays” where players can prank each other with exploding chickens or fake treasure chests. And every Friday night, we host a virtual dance party complete with pixelated disco balls and DJ skeletons.

So why waste your time being a boring adult when you can join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner goofball? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MacronCraftEU

brexit, Crisis, Die, Emmanuel Macron, EU, EU collapse, EU disintegration, EU future, EU stability, EU survival, european integration, European leaders, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, Macron’s warning, MacronCraftEU, Politics, Warning, Warns

Yo, forget about all that political drama, come join this EPIC Minecraft server instead! Emmanuel Macron might be warning about the end of the EU, but we’re here to save the day with our blocky paradise.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who decided to throw a party. But instead of blowing up everything, he invited all the players on our server for a dance-off. And guess what? The creeper won! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where all the pigs have learned how to fly. It’s like a bacon-flavored version of Peter Pan, except with more explosions and less pixie dust.

So, if you’re tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where anything is possible, come join our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing creeper!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mines Excavated:	4673
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty Aqua Watchers

Analysis, Aqua, chemistry, Crafty, discovery, Experiment, first time, Hydrogen, innovation, Molecular scale, Molecule, nanotechnology, Observation, oxygen, PHYSICS., researchers, Science, Spectroscopy, study, Technology, Watchers, Water

Come join our epic minecraft server where water forms at the molecular scale FOR REALZ, just like those fancy researchers said! We got water that’s so tiny you’ll need a magnifying glass to see it, it’s like a microscopic water park up in here! And guess what? The water is MAGIC, it can make you fly and turn into a unicorn if you drink it (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on down and witness the wonders of science in action, only on our totally not-made-up Minecraft server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”