Pixel Pervs Anonymous | New Minecraft Servers 2024

So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. You gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll be missing out on all the crazy fun shenanigans we got going on here.

Like, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken out of diamonds. And get this, every time someone tries to touch it, it shoots out fireballs and plays the chicken dance song. It’s like, so epic, dude.

And, like, if you join, you’ll get access to our secret underground disco party room where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s like, a rave in the caves, man.

Plus, we have this one player who built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash landing in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most intense ride ever, bro.

So, like, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends who are just as crazy as you, then you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Zombie Dances:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ShortyCraft: Level Up Your Charm

advice, APPEAL, attractiveness, Body language, Charm, Communication, Confidence, dating tips, fashion, Grooming, height, humor, intelligence, Kindness, LEVEL, Personality, relationships, Respect, self esteem, self improvement, short guys, ShortyCraft

Are you tired of feeling like a short stack in a world of tall drinks of water? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and instantly become the tallest player in the game – no more feeling vertically challenged here!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, short guys are considered the most attractive players around. Why? Because our custom plugin gives them superhuman strength and agility, making them the ultimate warriors in battle. Who needs height when you can crush your enemies with one swift blow?

Plus, rumor has it that on our server, short guys have a special charm that makes all the ladies swoon. Forget about being overlooked in real life – on our server, you’ll be the heartthrob of every pixelated princess in sight.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where being short is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knew that being vertically challenged could be so much fun?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

EU BattleCraft Minecraft Server

BattleCraft, Conflict, Defense Commissioner, EU, European Commission, European Council, european defense, European Defense Policy, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european security, european union, European Union-Russia Relations, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when suddenly, RUSSIA ATTACKS. that’s right, the next defense commissioner is like, “EU must be able to fight russia,” and you’re like, “well, guess i better join this minecraft server to train for battle.”

on this server, you’ll learn all the skills you need to take down the russians, like building epic fortresses, mastering redstone contraptions, and taming wild wolves to fight by your side. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plot your strategy and stockpile weapons.

but that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a team of super intelligent dolphins who are planning to launch a surprise attack on russia using an army of turtles armed with TNT. so if you want to be part of the most epic battle in minecraft history, join this server now.

remember, the fate of the EU is in your hands – are you ready to fight?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Potions Brewed:	53	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

HamasGoneWild

airstrike, Assassination, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, HamasGoneWild, idf, intelligence, Israel, Killed, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, Operation, Palestinian, resistance, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Targeted, Terrorism

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where we slay creepers like three Hamas leaders killed months ago by the IDF! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like a real warrior taking down enemies left and right. Plus, our custom plugins will blow your mind and make you question reality. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Cardio Craftin’ Fun Land

active lifestyle, Cardio, cardiovascular events, cardiovascular health, CRAFTIN, daily movement, deleterious associations, european journal, exercise benefits., exercise habits, Fun, health risks, heart disease prevention, heart health, heart health tips, incidental activity, Land, major adverse events, offsetting sedentary behavior, physical activity, preventing heart disease, preventive cardiology, sedentary behaviour, staying active

lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly ur heart stops beatin cuz u been sittin too long? well not on this server! we got so much action-packed fun u won’t even remember what sedentary behaviour means. join us for a heart-pumpin adventure that will have u forgettin all about them major adverse cardiovascular events. come on, what are u waitin for? let’s get movin and craftin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

1930s, Appearance, average 20 year old, classic, clothing, comparison, culture, era, fashion, generation, History, Male, man, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PALS, past trends, PIXEL, Portrait, Retro, Server, Style, trend, vintage, young adult

Are you tired of looking like a boring old 20-year-old man from the 1930s? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can customize your character to look like a funky fresh disco dancer from the future! Join us for a chance to strut your stuff in pixelated bell bottoms and neon afros. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have outrageous fashion choices? Join now and let your inner fashionista shine!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Lovely /pw/ Minecraft SMP, as simple as that

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret love potion that makes everyone fall head over heels for each other! Who needs diamonds when you have love, amirite?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots when you feed them bacon. And rumor has it that if you find the legendary pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are literally obsessed with /pw/? Trust us, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even fall in love with a blocky pig.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	New Chunks Explored:	325998
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ExGFemergencyPayAITAH

AITAH, Applications, Boundaries, Breakup, college fees, emergency, ex, ExGFemergencyPayAITAH, financial crunch, Friends, Impression, Job, love, MONEY, Paycheck, refusing to pay, relationships, Rich, Space, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

So, like, you know how Minecraft can be a total rollercoaster of emotions, right? Well, imagine if your ex-boyfriend was a creeper and you were just trying to build your diamond castle in peace, but he keeps blowing up your plans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your ex shows up in full diamond armor, acting all lovey-dovey one minute and then ghosting you the next. He’s like, “I need space to mine my own ores,” but then he’s asking you to craft him a new pickaxe because he “forgot” his.

And then, out of the blue, he’s like, “Hey, can you lend me some emeralds? My villagers are on strike and I need to trade for some enchanted books.” And you’re just standing there, holding your diamond sword, thinking, “Is this guy for real?”

But wait, it gets even crazier. He starts asking your mom for emeralds behind your back, saying he’ll pay her back when he finally gets that promotion at the village trading post. And you’re torn between wanting to help him out and not wanting to get involved in his drama anymore.

So, yeah, if you want to experience some wild Minecraft adventures that make your ex-boyfriend drama look like a walk in the Nether, then come join our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll find some new friends who won’t blow up your castle or ask for your mom’s emeralds. It’s a total blocky soap opera, and you won’t want to miss it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BlackBeauty Minecraft SMP

all black everything, Black, Black beauty, black fashion, black is beautiful, black outfit, black style, blackbeauty, chic, classic, Dark, elegance, fashion, glamour, Minecraft, monochrome, Mysterious, Sleek, smp, SOPHISTICATED, Stunning, stylish, Timeless

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and dull? Well, look no further because our server is the black sheep of the Minecraft community! Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the world of blocks and pixels.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Yes, you read that right – dancing creepers! They were busting out moves that would make Michael Jackson jealous, and our player had the time of their life boogieing down with these explosive dancers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with nothing but carrots and try to knock each other off their feathered steeds. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us in the land of “Black” and prepare yourself for the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and mobs. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PeakMaturityCraft

Character development, defining maturity, emotional intelligence, inner peace, life experiences, peak maturity, PeakMaturityCraft, personal development, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-evolution, self-fulfillment, self-realization, wisdom

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of peak maturity (or lack thereof)! Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical shenanigans and absurdity that will have you questioning your own sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a dance floor quite like this one.

But that’s not all! Our server also boasts a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the pigs can fly (literally). Want to ride a flying pig while munching on a candy cane tree? Look no further than our server.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner child and let loose in a world of pure imagination, then come join us on our server. Who needs peak maturity when you can have peak absurdity instead? Let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	109	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SwissCraft Minecraft Server

assistance program, bilateral relations, collaboration, diplomatic relations, economic development, economic recovery, european union, financial aid, financial support, foreign assistance, funding, Infrastructure, international aid, Investment, long-term commitment, Minecraft, Partnership, Reconstruction, restoration, Server, SwissCraft, switzerland, Ukraine

lol dis minecraft server is like switzerland givin ukraine a fat stack of US$1.7 billion for restorashun in just 4 years! imagine all da epic builds u can make with dat kinda cash flow, like u can build a diamond castle or a gold mansion or even a redstone rollercoaster dat goes all da way to da moon! plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u get a secret cheat code dat gives u unlimted diamonds and emeralds! so come join us now and get ready to flex ur building skills like never before!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

GazaCraft: Rescued Yazidi

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, freedom, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iraq, Isis, Israel, Kidnapped, MIDDLE EAST, rescue mission, rescue operation, rescued, survivor, Terrorism, War, WOMAN, Yazidi

come join dis epic minecraft server where we rescue yazidi women from ISIS in iraq and bring dem to safety in gaza with da help of israel!! we got epic quests where u gotta save dem from da bad guys and build dem a safe home in minecraft world. join now for da most heroic and crazy adventure ever!!! #yazidiwomenrescue #minecraftheroes

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Childhood Adversity Resistant to Meth

adverse childhood experiences, Adversity, Childhood, childhood adversity, childhood experiences, childhood trauma, childhood trauma effects, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug response, drug sensitivity, drug tolerance, emotional resilience., mental health, mental health impacts, Meth, methamphetamine, resilience, resistant, substance abuse, substance use disorder, trauma effects

LOL come join dis server if u wanna be immune to meth! like, u heard dat right, if u had a tough childhood dis is da place for u. we got so much craziness goin on in dis server, u won’t even know what hit u. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and zombies doin da macarena. so come on over and join da fun, cuz we all about dat adversity life up in here. plus, u get a free diamond sword if u can do a backflip in real life. so what u waitin for? come join da party!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Animals Bred:	190	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Pixel Portal Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, CHAPTER 62, comedy, FANTASY, isekai, Isekai Ojisan, japanese, light novel, Mabel fix, Manga, Manga community, Manga fans, manga release, manga translation, manga updates, Minecraft, Ojisanchads, Otaku, PIXEL, Portal, Server, translation, Web Novel

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to use as your trusty steed.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Mabel, a mysterious figure who drops exclusive loot and grants wishes to lucky players. So if you’re in need of a Mabel fix, this is the place to be! Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Farms Harvested:	738
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

French People Worship Africans Minecraft SMP

19th century, African, Africans, art, Colonialism, culture, European, French, Gay, History, imperialism, LGBTQ, Literature, Minecraft, negrophilia, Paris, people, Race, Sexuality, smp, society, Worship

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the French “people” have taken their love for Africans to a whole new level by worshipping them in-game! It’s like a wild party in 19th century Paris, where negrophilia and deep homosexuality reign supreme.

Join us for a chance to build outrageous structures inspired by French-African fusion, participate in wild dance parties, and maybe even uncover the hidden secrets of Parisian history. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this unique and eccentric server?

So come on, grab your virtual baguette and beret, and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and questioning everything you thought you knew about history and culture. Vive la France!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5537	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

WeddingCraft: Third Wheel Edition

Boundaries, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Edition, emotional distress, Emotional support, family involvement, feeling betrayed, feeling humiliated, feeling isolated, feeling left out, feeling misunderstood, feeling neglected, feeling numb, feeling overwhelmed, feeling unimportant, Insecurities, relationship issues, third wheeling, trust issues, wedding planning, WeddingCraft, wheel

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any fiancée drama like this poor soul! Join us and build your dream world without worrying about inside jokes, third-wheeling, or feeling like a complete stranger in your own relationship. Our server is a safe space where you can truly be yourself and escape from all the wedding planning chaos. Plus, we guarantee that no one will mistake you for being in a relationship with your best friend – unless, of course, that’s what you’re into! So come join us and leave all the relationship drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.