so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 44 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 3
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
Potions Brewed: 79 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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