Numbed Tax Totals | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Pixel Portal Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, CHAPTER 62, comedy, FANTASY, isekai, Isekai Ojisan, japanese, light novel, Mabel fix, Manga, Manga community, Manga fans, manga release, manga translation, manga updates, Minecraft, Ojisanchads, Otaku, PIXEL, Portal, Server, translation, Web Novel

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to use as your trusty steed.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Mabel, a mysterious figure who drops exclusive loot and grants wishes to lucky players. So if you’re in need of a Mabel fix, this is the place to be! Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magic Items Found:	2031	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	145
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

French People Worship Africans Minecraft SMP

19th century, African, Africans, art, Colonialism, culture, European, French, Gay, History, imperialism, LGBTQ, Literature, Minecraft, negrophilia, Paris, people, Race, Sexuality, smp, society, Worship

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the French “people” have taken their love for Africans to a whole new level by worshipping them in-game! It’s like a wild party in 19th century Paris, where negrophilia and deep homosexuality reign supreme.

Join us for a chance to build outrageous structures inspired by French-African fusion, participate in wild dance parties, and maybe even uncover the hidden secrets of Parisian history. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this unique and eccentric server?

So come on, grab your virtual baguette and beret, and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and questioning everything you thought you knew about history and culture. Vive la France!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	468
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

WeddingCraft: Third Wheel Edition

Boundaries, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Edition, emotional distress, Emotional support, family involvement, feeling betrayed, feeling humiliated, feeling isolated, feeling left out, feeling misunderstood, feeling neglected, feeling numb, feeling overwhelmed, feeling unimportant, Insecurities, relationship issues, third wheeling, trust issues, wedding planning, WeddingCraft, wheel

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any fiancée drama like this poor soul! Join us and build your dream world without worrying about inside jokes, third-wheeling, or feeling like a complete stranger in your own relationship. Our server is a safe space where you can truly be yourself and escape from all the wedding planning chaos. Plus, we guarantee that no one will mistake you for being in a relationship with your best friend – unless, of course, that’s what you’re into! So come join us and leave all the relationship drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SoreMuscleNeedsRest – Minecraft SMP

body awareness, Body language, body positivity, body signals, health, listen to your body, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-awareness journey, self-care, self-care routine, smp, SoreMuscleNeedsRest, wellness

Are you tired of your body constantly nagging you to exercise and be healthy? Well, ignore that noise and join our Minecraft SMP instead! Our server is so addictive and fun that you won’t even have time to think about your health. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually increase your strength and agility in real life. So why listen to your body when you can join us and become a virtual warrior instead?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Farms Harvested:	210	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

GrumpyCraft

“Youth, aches and pains, Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, dislike, getting older, growing up, GrumpyCraft, Maturity, Nostalgia, perspective, Reflection, regrets, responsibilities, societal expectations, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you find yourself getting grumpier with each passing year? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild!

On our server, you can build the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. Want to create a giant toilet castle? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky physics).

But that’s not all! We have special events like “Troll Tuesdays” where players can prank each other with exploding chickens or fake treasure chests. And every Friday night, we host a virtual dance party complete with pixelated disco balls and DJ skeletons.

So why waste your time being a boring adult when you can join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner goofball? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MacronCraftEU

brexit, Crisis, Die, Emmanuel Macron, EU, EU collapse, EU disintegration, EU future, EU stability, EU survival, european integration, European leaders, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, Macron’s warning, MacronCraftEU, Politics, Warning, Warns

Yo, forget about all that political drama, come join this EPIC Minecraft server instead! Emmanuel Macron might be warning about the end of the EU, but we’re here to save the day with our blocky paradise.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who decided to throw a party. But instead of blowing up everything, he invited all the players on our server for a dance-off. And guess what? The creeper won! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where all the pigs have learned how to fly. It’s like a bacon-flavored version of Peter Pan, except with more explosions and less pixie dust.

So, if you’re tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where anything is possible, come join our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing creeper!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty Aqua Watchers

Analysis, Aqua, chemistry, Crafty, discovery, Experiment, first time, Hydrogen, innovation, Molecular scale, Molecule, nanotechnology, Observation, oxygen, PHYSICS., researchers, Science, Spectroscopy, study, Technology, Watchers, Water

Come join our epic minecraft server where water forms at the molecular scale FOR REALZ, just like those fancy researchers said! We got water that’s so tiny you’ll need a magnifying glass to see it, it’s like a microscopic water park up in here! And guess what? The water is MAGIC, it can make you fly and turn into a unicorn if you drink it (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on down and witness the wonders of science in action, only on our totally not-made-up Minecraft server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Virtual Headaches: Semi-Bland, No Coffee Required (Java Edition)

Adventures, Builder, coffee, community-driven, Crafting, Dream Base, Edition, epic quests, Explore, Friend, gameplay features, Headaches, java, Latest Version, Memories, Minecraft, Plugins, required, Resources, Semi Vanilla, SemiBland, server ip, Survival, teamVHQ, unforgettable, virtual, Whitelist

Server Name	Virtual Headquarters
IP Address	vhq.falixsrv.me

Overview:

Hey, Minecraft enthusiasts! 🏰✨

We’re thrilled to invite you to Virtual Headquarters, a community-driven Minecraft server designed for players of all ages! Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring adventurer, or just looking to hang out with friends, we have something for everyone!

Features:

Survival Mode: Gather resources, build your dream base, and survive the night!
Custom Plugins: Unique gameplay features that enhance your experience.

Community:

Join a friendly and welcoming community where you can make new friends, collaborate on builds, or embark on epic quests together!

How to Join:

Make sure you have the latest version of Minecraft.
Add the server IP: vhq.falixsrv.me
Make sure to get whitelisted when joining the server.

We can’t wait to see you in Virtual Headquarters! Let’s build, explore, and create unforgettable memories together! 🎮💖

Happy crafting!

TeamVHQ

vhq.falixsrv.me

FAQ:

How do I get whitelisted on the server?

To get whitelisted, send a message to the server admins with your Minecraft username and a brief introduction about yourself. They will review your request and add you to the whitelist if approved.

Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, there are rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. Rules include no griefing, respecting other players, and following server guidelines. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

Can I use mods on the server?

The server has a specific list of approved mods that you can use. Make sure to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any conflicts or issues while playing.

Is there a discord server for Virtual Headquarters?

Yes, there is a dedicated Discord server for Virtual Headquarters where players can chat, collaborate, and stay updated on server events and announcements. Join the Discord server for a more connected gaming experience.

How often are there events on the server?

Events are regularly scheduled on the server to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging for all players. Keep an eye on the server announcements and Discord server for event schedules and participate for a chance to win rewards and prizes!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mines Excavated:	3188
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Crops Grown:	9134	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Volleyball Legends Minecraft Server

athlete, athletic performance, competitive sports, favorite athlete, favorite player, Legends, Minecraft, Server, sports, sports fandom, sports team, Sportsmanship, team camaraderie, team player, team spirit, team sports, Volleyball, volleyball competition, Volleyball game, volleyball match, volleyball player, volleyball season, volleyball skills, volleyball team

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and more fun than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. But the catch? The chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a crown. Yes, you heard that right. A giant chicken wearing a crown. Only on our server, folks.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic volleyball tournaments you’ve ever seen. Forget about mining for diamonds, the real competition is on the volleyball court. Who will be crowned the champion? Will it be Steve, the block-breaking warrior? Or maybe Alex, the fearless explorer? The stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next? It’s all waiting for you on our server. See you there!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Emeralds Found:	4796

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

High School Dropout Minecraft SMP

background checks, Career Advice, dropout, dropped out, entry level, entry level jobs, gaps in resume, HIGH, high school, job experience, job hunting, job interviews, job market, Job Search, Job Seeker, lying on resume, microsoft excel, Minecraft, office position, online courses, Promotion, resume tips, School, smp, wagey

Are you tired of being a wagey and want to level up in life? Join our Minecraft SMP where we value creativity and storytelling skills! Just like how you can craft a fake resume to land a job, you can craft epic builds and outrageous stories to impress your fellow players.

Imagine creating a castle made entirely out of lies and deceit, just like your resume! Or maybe you can build a secret underground base where you hide all your fake job titles and promotions. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway).

So come join us and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a virtual promotion and become the CEO of our Minecraft world. Just remember, in this SMP, the only thing you need to be honest about is having a good time. See you in game, liar extraordinaire!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	164
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

UncleThiefNoFaithSonLOL

aita, calling out, christian hypocrisy, Christian values, confronting relatives, family disputes, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial struggles, generational wealth, Inheritance, living situation, Money Matters, moral judgment., personal values, religious beliefs, thief, unchristian, uncle, UncleThiefNoFaithSonLOL, wedding costs

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in living life to the fullest without the burden of marriage! Join us and escape the pressures of society like our player (25f) who is too broke to tie the knot with her bf (25m) but living her best life in our virtual world.

🎉 Dive into the drama like our player’s cousin (28m) who married a pastor (28f) just to move in together – talk about commitment! And don’t forget about the family inheritance drama that rivals any soap opera plotline. Will you stand up to your thieving uncle and his privileged offspring, or will you forge your own path in our crazy server?

💸 Money may not buy happiness, but it sure does make for some interesting family dynamics on our server. So come on in and build your dream world without the judgment of those who think marriage is the only way to live. Who needs a wedding ring when you have diamond armor, are we right? 😉 Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

AwkwardEavesdropMC SMP

awkward, AwkwardEavesdropMC, Conversation, cringe-worthy, eavesdropping, EMBARRASSING, funny, gossip, inappropriate, intrusive, mortifying, Overheard, Personal, Private, Secrets, Sensitive, Shocking.., smp, social faux pas, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, Unintentional

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the most awkward thing you’ll overhear is someone singing “Baby Shark” on repeat while trying to tame a wild llama with a rubber chicken. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before! So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mines Excavated:	4328	Void Gems Collected:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyWebLinks

CraftyWebLinks, helpful websites, internet resources, Online platforms, Online Tools, Recommendations, useful websites, web resources, website collection, website database, website directory, website discovery, website guide, website index, website list, website recommendations, website reviews, website roundup, website showcase, website suggestions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life, where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure gold!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where you can ride on a rollercoaster made of cake, swim in a pool of melted chocolate, and have a dance party with a group of friendly creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey you’ve ever been on! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

Conflict, CraftyPutins, economic impact, Economy, ENERGY, Geopolitics, global economy, global oil prices, international relations, market volatility, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, oil market, oil production, oil trade, OPEC, political tensions, putin, russia, sanctions, Saudis, Server, War Economy

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. You gotta join cuz, like, Putin’s war economy is like, in trouble if, like, the Saudis make oil prices go down. And, like, we gotta help Putin out by playing Minecraft, ya know? Like, every block you mine is like a step towards saving the world economy, man. Plus, there’s, like, crazy adventures and, like, secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind, dude. So, like, join now and let’s save the world one block at a time!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

Captivity, Conflict, enclave, Escape, freedom, FreeYazidiLady, gaza, GazaCraft, Hope, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, Liberation, MIDDLE EAST, persecution, refugee, Relief, rescue, survivor, war zone, WOMAN, Yazidi

LOL, OKAY SO LIKE, THIS SERVER IS LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE, JUST LIKE THIS YAZIDI WOMAN WHO ESCAPED FROM GAZA, BUT INSTEAD OF ESCAPING, YOU’RE JOINING OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND IT’S LIKE BEING FREE AT LAST, BUT IN A BLOCKY WORLD.

YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE THE ADVENTURES HERE ARE WILDER THAN THE ONES THIS WOMAN WENT THROUGH. LIKE, WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE IN RAINBOWS AND DIAMONDS, AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE THE MACARENA.

ALSO, THE BUILDINGS HERE ARE MORE EPIC THAN THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA. WE GOT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE, A SKYSCRAPER THAT TOUCHES THE CLOUDS, AND A GIANT TOILET THAT FLUSHES YOU INTO A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR.

SO, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE FREEDOM LIKE THIS YAZIDI WOMAN, BUT IN A PIXELATED PARADISE, THEN JOIN OUR SERVER NOW. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Crops Grown:	1366	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.