LolCraft SMP: Childhood LOLs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, pranking your friends with exploding chickens, and battling a giant pink unicorn boss (yes, you read that right).

Our community is full of comedians, so get ready to laugh until your sides hurt as we tell jokes, pull pranks, and have dance parties in the middle of the ocean.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you entertained for hours on end, join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle with Vance and his luscious beard! Who needs politics when you can have a beard-off showdown in the virtual world? Plus, if you look anything like Vance, you’re sure to turn heads and make your gf jealous. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarity that awaits on our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Emeralds Found:	6791
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Feeling Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last diamond, or if you want to see someone try to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary /mug/ night, where players gather to show off their most ridiculous builds and compete in wacky challenges. From building the tallest tower made entirely out of cake to racing pigs through a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a night you’ll never forget (or at least, you’ll try to forget but the memories will haunt you forever).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5564	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Potions Brewed:	196
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

GFsMarathonNoShow

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of long-distance support? Look no further! Join our server for a marathon of fun and adventure, just like supporting your girlfriend in a race!

Experience the thrill of meeting new people, just like meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time at a marathon! Stick with them for the day and see if you can survive the ultimate test of socializing skills.

Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide not to join us – just like you’re debating whether to go to the marathon. But hey, if you do decide to join, you might just find yourself in a whirlwind of excitement and drama, just like this Reddit post!

So come on, give our server a try and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships and marathons alike. Who knows, you might just find yourself sprinting towards a new adventure!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MineSkillz10YearsAgo

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Wish you had started honing your block-building skills 10 years ago? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can turn back time and become a Minecraft master in no time!

Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the lost city of Creeperville, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride pigs into battle. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Blocktopia Arena, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pro. Who needs a time machine when you have us?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden tryna stop israel from blowin up iranian nuclear sites. why join? cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8099	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	655

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty Gouty Villagers

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN LEVELS, not some boring gout thing in low-income countries. we have so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rapper’s music video. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. join us now and leave gout in the dust, literally.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Star Shards Collected:	270
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ores Mined:	1365

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

What is the IP for LRR Minecraft Server?

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LoadingReadyRun, also known as LRR, is a Canadian sketch comedy group and video production team founded by Graham Stark and Paul Saunders in 2003. They are best known for their popular YouTube channel, where they create comedy sketches, video game content, and podcasts. LRR has a dedicated fan base and has been featured at several gaming and comedy conventions. Their content often combines humor with insightful commentary on pop culture and current events.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Enchantments Applied:	300	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

TIMERISE Ideal modes ..-.. Minecraft server for you and friends

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The owner of the server “TIMERISE Ideal regimes ..-.. For you and friends” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty Mahjong Minecraft Server

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🤣🎮 Looking for a wild ride in the world of Mahjong? Look no further than our server! We’ve got tutorials for newbies, insane tournaments, and even a booru for all your Mahjong art needs. Plus, we have M-League streams that will blow your mind and make you question your own reality. Join now for a chance to win the 3rd Kaavi Fortune tourney and become a Mahjong legend! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way! 🤪🃏🎉 #MahjongMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Star Shards Collected:	293
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Canton Network DTCC Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic SMP ever created, where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts out golden apples. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Emeralds Found:	1612
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CakeWarsCraft

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Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the biggest drama is who gets the last piece of cake? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of cake-related chaos!

Picture this: you log in to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant pink Minecraft pig cake, just like the one that caused a family feud in real life. But this time, the cake is blue, just to mess with your BIL who can’t handle a little bit of pink frosting.

But that’s not all – we have Mom Water seltzers that are secretly alcoholic, just waiting to be mistakenly consumed by unsuspecting family members. Watch as your BIL goes from sober to angry drunk in record time, all thanks to your sneaky server antics.

Join now for a chance to ruin relationships, break sobriety, and cause more drama than a soap opera. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4660	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

HoliDaze SMP: What’s ur fave?

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Are you tired of boring old holidays like Christmas and Halloween? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate National Potato Day every day! That’s right, every day is a potato party on our server. Join us for some spud-tacular fun and potato-themed shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the tuber madness!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CreeperCruncher42

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, on our server, you can feast on virtual delicacies like enchanted golden apples, diamond-encrusted cake, and even a block of cheese made entirely out of emeralds!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Chef, who whips up the most delicious dishes using only the finest ingredients from the Nether. Rumor has it that his signature dish, Ghastly Goulash, will literally blow your mind (and possibly your Minecraft character’s head)!

So come join us on our server and indulge in a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs real food when you can dine like royalty in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Bon appétit!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Emeralds Found:	3182
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

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so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Crops Grown:	9085

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.