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Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Towns Built: 3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Zombie Dances: 6
Mythical Swords Crafted: 69 Animals Bred: 75
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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