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Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Falling into the Void: 3
New Chunks Explored: 132920 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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