Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for some wild and crazy fun? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for some hilarious adventures and outrageous shenanigans. We’ve got pregnant hair stylists throwing up on customers, belly buttons popping like popcorn, and so much more wacky madness!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most insane Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the laughter begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Void Gems Collected: 32
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
Demon Skulls Collected: 11 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Treasure Maps Found: 14
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • > F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

    > F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

    Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

    But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

    And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

    So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • LingoFail Minecraft Server

    LingoFail Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of learning difficult languages! No need to impress anyone with your linguistic skills here, just come and have a good time building, exploring, and battling creepers. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even if you do try to speak in a made-up language, we’ll just laugh with you, not at you. So ditch the language lessons and join us for some virtual fun instead! Who needs vowels when you have diamonds to mine and zombies to slay?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • MathCraft: No Room for Squares

    MathCraft: No Room for Squares
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your math skills and show off your aptitude? Look no further! Our server is perfect for math whizzes like you, who can calculate the perfect angle for that epic creeper explosion.

    Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by like-minded players who appreciate the beauty of numbers and equations. Plus, we have a special math-themed mini-game where you can solve equations to unlock treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds.

    But beware, not everyone is cut out for our server. Just like how Joe didn’t make the cut for our math program, some players may not have what it takes to survive in our number-crunching world. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our math challenges and outsmart your opponents, join us now and prove that you’re the ultimate math master!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • CraftyCreeperLand

    CraftyCreeperLand
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with fellow gamers? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride through the pixelated world of Minecraft, where you can build towering monuments, battle fearsome mobs, and embark on epic quests. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamond hoard.

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who are trained in the ancient art of block-breaking?

    But the real reason you should join our server? The chance to explore the mystical land of India, where you can marvel at the majestic Taj Mahal, ride elephants through bustling markets, and sample delicious curry dishes cooked by friendly villagers. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3076

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • LebCraft Minecraft Server

    LebCraft Minecraft Server
    lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high! we got unicorns roaming around, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds, and a secret cave full of dancing creepers!

    if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts fireballs and a magical pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter! plus, our server has been approved by the U.S. government for being the most epic and awesome server in the universe!

    we may not intend to conquer South Lebanon, but we do intend to conquer your heart with our insane builds, crazy events, and non-stop fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • MissileCraft: StandTogether

    MissileCraft: StandTogether
    lol come join our server before Iran nukes us all, we need to stick together in Minecraft to survive the impending doom! Build a bunker, gather resources, and fight off creepers while we wait for the missile to hit! Who needs real life when you can escape to our server and pretend like everything is fine? Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds safe from the impending apocalypse. Don’t miss out on the end of the world party, join now!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 42

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • MindCraft: Brain Banter

    MindCraft: Brain Banter
    So, like, imagine this totally rad Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. Yeah, you heard me right! Not only that, but the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your best friends. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. And get this, the zombies throw the best dance parties in town, complete with disco balls and glow sticks. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on this server. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 200 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 475
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Buildings Constructed: 24
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • InkCraft: Not What You Inked!

    InkCraft: Not What You Inked!
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got tattoo inks from Europe that are totally mislabeled! And get this, some of them have banned ingredients! It’s like a wild ride for your skin, bro!

    We did some analysis on the green and blue tattoo inks, and like, 9 out of 10 of them straight up violate regulations! It’s like the bad boys of the tattoo world, breaking all the rules and stuff.

    And don’t even get me started on the U.S. tattoo inks we got! Like, 45 out of 54 inks don’t match what’s on the label! It’s like a mystery box of ink, you never know what you’re gonna get!

    So come join our server and get inked up in the most unpredictable way possible! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️

    Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️
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    Arduous Journey Minecraft Server

    Brief Overview:

    Description Arduous Journey is a challenging Modpack server with custom mods, datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, and unique gameplay mechanics.
    Playerbase Small playerbase started two weeks ago, looking for more players to join the fun.
    PVP PVP allowed with rules in place to ensure fairness and respect among players.
    Server Times 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST
    Links Modpack Link
    Discord: Join Discord

    FAQ

    What is Arduous Journey?

    It is everything you expect in a Modpack, then more. Custom mods & datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, difficulty increasing over time based on in-game progression, and unique mobs and mechanics.

    Is the server active?

    The server playerbase is small but growing, looking for more players to join the fun.

    Are there rules for PVP?

    Yes, PVP is allowed but with set rules to ensure fair gameplay such as no offline raiding or stealing land.

    Are there specific server times?

    Server Times: 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST

    Where can I find more information and join the server?

    You can find the Modpack Link and join the Discord here.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

    Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 126
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

    CraftyGFs BdayArtGate
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

    But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Zombie Dances: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • MineTimeMachine

    MineTimeMachine
    Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

    Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

    PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords
    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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