BlockyBreakups | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Animals Bred:	156	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4224

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of relationships that just don’t work out because of silly dealbreakers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect match for you! Our server is like a loving partner that will never let you down, unless you forget to feed your virtual pet pig, then all bets are off.

Join us and experience a world where the only dealbreaker is if you don’t build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, your virtual love life will thank you. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be blessed with eternal love and unlimited virtual cookies.

So come on, join us and say goodbye to dealbreakers and hello to a lifetime of pixelated happiness. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds.

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	135
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6470
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Votes:	4180	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Astral Projections Made:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Enchantments Applied:	60	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Votes:	6569

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Potions Brewed:	196

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ores Mined:	9544	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Farms Harvested:	675
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchantments Applied:	276	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	3749	Divine Spears Created:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8697
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchantments Applied:	265
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	211	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ores Mined:	9477

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9311
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2054	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7527	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Secret Passages Found:	4

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!