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| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 1950 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their dance moves? Or maybe you’re interested in participating in our annual “Build-a-thon” where players compete to create the most outrageous and impractical structures imaginable. And let’s not forget about our resident player, Frankie, who has a strange obsession with eating stinky pooholes…but hey, to each their own, right? So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach!
