BlockyTurnOns | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server will turn you on in ways you never thought possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and twists that will leave you wanting more.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of flying pigs swoop down and start dancing the Macarena around you. Or how about taming a pet zombie that can breakdance like nobody’s business? On our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold blocks. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your heart too, if you’re into that sort of thing). See you there!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

LebCraft: Ground Ops!

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OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF LIKE A FIREWORK IN A TACO BELL BATHROOM. WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA.

ALSO, DID U HEAR ABOUT ISRAEL LAUNCHING A GROUND OPERATION IN LEBANON? YEAH, WELL, ON OUR SERVER, WE GOT A SECRET TUNNEL THAT LEADS TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND DANCE TO JUSTIN BIEBER MUSIC.

PLUS, OUR ADMIN IS A WIZARD WHO CAN TURN DIAMOND ORES INTO CHEESEBURGERS. YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT. UNLESS U HATE FUN, THEN U MIGHT REGRET IT A LITTLE BIT.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

YubiCraft – Virtual Terrain – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our Ame Neo-Graduation Edition server where you can experience the wildest adventures and craziest events!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off! Or how about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Anything is possible on our server!

But that’s not all, we have upcoming events like the Tako Gacha Banner 4 where you can win rare and powerful items, and the Speed King 5 where you can race against other players in epic competitions!

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 104.194.11.50:25570 and experience the madness for yourself! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity. See you in the game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyCono – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we wear sombreros and conquer the virtual world in style! Join us for epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to build a giant taco that could be seen from space. It attracted so many mobs that they had to fend off a horde of zombies with nothing but their trusty sombreros. It was a battle for the ages, but they emerged victorious and celebrated with a fiesta that lasted for days.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary llama whisperer, who can tame even the wildest of llamas with just a wink and a smile. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of C418.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Grab your sombrero and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	345
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ChildhoodOffenseCraft

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Are you tired of being called an asshole for using the proper name for your childhood group events? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t care if you call it Brownies, Embers, or even Fluffy Unicorn Adventures – as long as you’re having fun, we’re cool with it.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant brownie castle that was so delicious, it attracted a horde of hungry zombies. Or the epic battle between a group of players dressed as Brownies and a gang of evil Embers trying to steal their cookies.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just remember, no matter what you call it, we’re all here to have a good time. And hey, if you bring some actual brownies to share, we won’t say no!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NorthKoreaBusHeist

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where we got defectors stealing village buses to go back to North Korea cuz life in the South is just too tough, like what even is happening?! join us for some wild adventures and unexpected twists, u never know what’s gonna happen next on this server! plus, our community is lit and we always have a blast together, so come on and join the fun! who knows, maybe u’ll be the next one making headlines with ur crazy antics on our server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Buildings Constructed:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Runes Activated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Spongebob No Square Pants

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Yo, listen up! This server is so lit, even Spongebob ain’t got square pants no more! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Join us if you want to ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who tells dad jokes. Trust me, you won’t find a crazier server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Void Armor Forged:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	1194

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Cool Positronium Gas Chill

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lol imagine a minecraft server where u can cool down atoms to 1 K like wut even is that?? come join our server and be a scientist in the virtual world, make potions and do experiments that will blow ur mind. who needs diamonds when u can have positronium atoms, amirite?? plus, our server has a secret lab where u can create ur own crazy inventions and maybe even discover a new element. join now and be the mad scientist u always wanted to be, no lab coat required!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Do whatever vanilla

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Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	101
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	1077
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Craft Craze

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Welcome to CraftCraze! Dive into a thrilling blend of Lifesteal PvP and classic survival! Forge alliances or challenge rivals in an unforgiving world where every heart counts. Steal health from your enemies in epic PvP battles, or master the wilderness as you build, mine, and thrive. With a dynamic survival experience and heart-pounding combat, CraftCraze offers endless excitement for every type of player. Do you have what it takes to survive and conquer? Join now and find out!

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Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Ideal Gaming Station Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Picture this: you log onto our server and find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a chicken who clucks ominously in the dead of night. Some say if you listen closely, you can hear it whispering the secrets of the universe in chicken language.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Secret Passages Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Ame doko… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you feel like you’re just going through the motions, mining and crafting with no real purpose? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save you from the depths of despair!

Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). We’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding. So if you’re feeling like you no longer have a reason to live, come join us and let Minecraft bring joy back into your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlockPartyBroExcluded

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my brother’s reckless adventures? Look no further! Join our server where the only danger you’ll face is falling into a pit of lava (but don’t worry, we have plenty of water buckets to save you).

Our server is so diverse, even the zombies and skeletons are different colors! And just like in real life, the police (aka moderators) are always watching to make sure everyone plays by the rules.

Join now and experience the thrill of building giant pixelated statues, exploring vast virtual worlds, and maybe even getting scolded by your fellow players for being too reckless (just like my brother). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crops Grown:	7636

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FamGoneWild Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever felt like your family was hiding something from you? Like maybe they were secretly part of a secret society of llama farmers or had a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks? Well, if you’ve ever had those suspicions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane storylines that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your family. From mysterious disappearances of villagers to secret treasure hunts that lead to enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to uncover the truth about your family and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter and chaos, then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just discover that your family is actually a group of shape-shifting Endermen in disguise!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1990
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Blocktopia: Crafting Joy

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Imagine a world where pigs fly (literally, they have wings) and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. That’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our Minecraft server!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as unicorns prance around in the background.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the villagers let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world and see for yourself why life is worth living on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyPutin’sArmy133K

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more players than putin’s army!! we got 133,000 servicemen ready to battle it out in the ultimate minecraft showdown!! build your base, gather resources, and conquer your enemies in the most intense draft ever seen in russia!! who needs a military when you got our server?? join now and show putin who’s boss!!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Void Gems Collected:	27
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.