Cuck Thread v2 Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Vegan-Free Zone Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being judged for not being a vegan in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being a vegan is a crime punishable by being forced to eat virtual bacon for eternity! Join us and revel in the glory of meat-eating freedom! Plus, our virtual cows are so happy to be slaughtered for your enjoyment that they literally thank you before you dig into that juicy steak. So come on, join us and embrace your carnivorous side like never before!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

2024 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being forgotten in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, for our SMP is here to give you the recognition you deserve! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft superstar, with fans lining up to get your autograph in-game!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the rarest diamond block in existence is hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in the server? Or will you fall victim to the curse of the diamond block, turning into a diamond-obsessed maniac who can’t stop hoarding shiny rocks?

Join our SMP now and embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little bit of drama (because what’s a good SMP without a little bit of drama, am I right?). Don’t be forgotten anymore – join us and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

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Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Asuka’s Minecraft Server: Birthday Bash

adoptive mom, angel, Anime, asuka, Asukas, Bash, battle, Birthday, celebration, Christmas day, christmas eve, Conflict, December 22nd, Eva, family, Fight, holiday, Kaworu, Minecraft, neon genesis evangelion, new year’s day, relationships, Rivalry, Server, SHINJI

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the NPCs have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and witness Asuka’s adoptive Mom calling her on her birthday, only to lose to an angel on Christmas day because, well, why not? And don’t even get us started on Kaworu and Shinji’s epic battle on New Year’s Day – who knew virtual blocks could cause so much chaos? Join now for a server experience that’s more unpredictable than a creeper explosion!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

> REPORTS OF TRUMP SUPPORTERS JUST NOT Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We’ve got reports of Trump supporters mysteriously disappearing and Trump himself in panic mode – talk about drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a few political scandals. Who knows what will happen next on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Emeralds Found:	4582	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players built a giant roller coaster that went through a lava-filled volcano and ended with a splash in a pool of diamond blocks. Or how about the time we had a massive PvP battle where players rode pigs into battle armed with nothing but carrots? Yeah, things get pretty ridiculous around here.

But that’s not all! We also have custom mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “TNT Dodgeball” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts that lead players on a wild goose chase through hidden dungeons and secret passageways.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🎉🎮 #BestServerEver

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minecraft SMP – Honkai Star Rail General

Anime, Character Banners, Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions, drip marketing, fire nihility, gacha, general, Havoc Exorcism, Honkai, Honkai Impact, honkai star rail, hsrg, Imaginary Harmony, Imbibitor Lunae, Light Cone Banners, Lunar Vileslayer Scroll, Lynx, Minecraft, mobile game, Ninjutsu Inscription, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, smp, star, Thread Template, Tools, Trailer, Xueyi, Yukong

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have epic trailers for every update, like the “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “No Dazzle, No Break.” Plus, we have animated shorts that will blow your mind, such as “Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions – Havoc Exorcism: Lunar Vileslayer Scroll.”

But wait, there’s more! Our current character banners feature Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong. And don’t forget about our Light Cone Banners, like Ninjutsu Inscription: Dazzling Evilbreaker and Brighter Than the Sun.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have new drip marketing with Sunday and Fugue, both 5-star characters with amazing abilities. And let’s not forget about our redeemable codes for exclusive gifts!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

What is the IP for the ooftroop Minecraft Server?

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Ooftroop is a dynamic and energetic musical group known for their captivating performances and unique blend of genres, incorporating elements of funk, hip-hop, and jazz. With infectious grooves and powerful vocals, Ooftroop creates an electrifying atmosphere that keeps audiences moving and grooving. Their innovative sound and energetic stage presence have garnered them a loyal following and critical acclaim in the music industry.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	128
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Bros’ Craft Minecraft Server

Adventure, Bonding, Boys, bros, camaraderie, Chaos, Craft, Friends, Fun, Game, Germans, group, House, Minecraft, Mischief, Neighborhood, Party, pranks, Server, Starting, throwing shit, troublemakers, Vandalism

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the chaos is always brewing! Picture this: you and your buddies are starting off the game by throwing poop on a G*rmans house. Why, you ask? Well, because why not! Our server is all about letting loose and causing mayhem in the most ridiculous ways possible.

But that’s just the beginning of the madness. How about a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat of King Poopington? Or a battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server? And let’s not forget about the epic dance parties we throw every Saturday night in the virtual club we built out of rainbow blocks.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you live out your wildest Minecraft dreams, meet a community of like-minded goofballs, and embark on insane adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Come join us and let the ridiculousness begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Wall Paper Minecraft SMP Expert

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where changing wall papers on Windows is just the beginning of the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, and dance parties with creepers. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco club run by zombie villagers. So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Polka Clownpiece Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a threesome with Polka and Clownpiece! That’s right, two clowns slobbering on your cock as they honk honk your balls! It’s a wild and crazy time on our server, where anything goes and the fun never stops. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to get a little weird. See you there, bros!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Reason Why I Suffer More Than Others and Stand as a ‘Failure’ Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds all day? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you!

Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and consciousness that will make you question your very existence. Our players are so emotionally intelligent, they can feel the pixels on their screens crying out for help.

But don’t worry, we’re not all doom and gloom. We also have epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, and have dance parties in the Nether.

So if you’re ready to join a server where being a failure in life is a badge of honor and suffering is just another way to prove how woke you are, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we’re full of ourselves and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Culture Craft Minecraft Server

4X Game, Advanced technology, ai, Civilization, Craft, crpg, culture, Diplomacy, diverse characters, Ethics, Exploration, futuristic, Immersive, Minecraft, morality, player choice, rich lore, science fiction, Server, simulation, space opera, strategy, utopian society, world-building

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server for the chance to battle giant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, and a dance party every Friday night in the village square. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge you to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

FURRY JOI THREAD Minecraft SMP

amaretto scotch, Anime, Baseddoggo, booru, CAP, caption, Captioner, comfy, encouragement, Furry, Höss, Joe, Joi, jomibo, Karmo, lizard wife, Male, Mega, melonart’s art, milkman, Minecraft, Mouchi, Requests, smp, software, Spambot, Thread

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft SMPs? Looking for a server that’s as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than our Furry JOI/JOE/Caption Thread #406 (Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, and Captions) – Lizard Wife (Male) Edition!

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can get your daily dose of furry fun while building epic structures and battling creepers. Need some encouragement to keep mining that diamond? We’ve got you covered with our JOI/JOE posts that will have you laughing and mining at the same time.

And if you’re feeling creative, why not try your hand at making some hilarious captions with our free caption making software? Who knows, you might just become the next meme sensation of the server!

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might even find your lizard wife (male) waiting for you in the pixelated sunset. It’s a wild ride, but hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Trump’s Blocky Empire – Minecraft Server

@POTUS45, 45 Office, blocky, BLVR POWER EDITION, Donald J Trump, Empire, Gastonia NC, God Bless the USA, Greensboro NC, Kinston NC, Lititz PA, Liz Harrington, Macon GA, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Milwaukee WI, Minecraft, PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP, PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL, President Trump Office, ptg, Rumble, Salem VA, Server, team trump, trump, trump archive, trump library, Trump Spokesperson, Trump Video, trump war room, Trumps, truth social

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as President Trump’s rallies? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more excitement than a Trump speech in Macon, GA. Build your own MAGA castle and defend it against enemies who want to make Minecraft weak again. Don’t believe us? Just ask Liz Harrington, our official Trump Spox who will hype up this server like it’s the best thing since Twitter. Explore the Donald J Trump Presidential Library, where you can find all the best builds and strategies to make your Minecraft world great again. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot President Trump himself roaming the server, ready to lead you to victory. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheWallAroundYourBase #Trump2024 #MinecraftMAGA

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6