Doll Asshole Minecraft Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even Ame couldn’t handle it and had to leave. But don’t worry, we have CC here spreading doll assholes and letting out meaty braps for your entertainment. Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with absurdity and laughter. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Magic Items Found:	5405
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

””look at him”” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland! Join us if you want to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Animals Bred:	50	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CousinCamShutdown Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, cameras, Communication, Conversation, CousinCamShutdown, discomfort, EMBARRASSMENT, family, home, Invasion, Minecraft, PARANOIA, privacy, Respect, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Tech, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the prying eyes of 360 cameras and creepy smart home devices! No need to worry about Alexa listening in on your conversations or turning on lights with just a voice command.

Join us and experience the freedom of playing without the fear of being watched or judged for wanting some privacy. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to enjoy the game without feeling like they’re living in a surveillance state.

Forget about being labeled as a paranoid weirdo for wanting some peace of mind. On our server, we embrace all players, no matter how “embarrassing” their behavior may seem to others. So come on in and let your worries melt away as you build, explore, and have a great time with like-minded players who understand the importance of privacy and respect.

Don’t let the haters bring you down – join our server and game on without the judgment of nosy neighbors or overbearing family members. You deserve a space where you can be yourself without feeling like you’re constantly under scrutiny. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s have some fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	152310	Dragon Eggs Found:	6549

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NoRegretMC

Adulthood, aita, consideration, family, grown up, Guilt, James, jamie, legal name change, luke, name regret, Nickname, NoRegretMC, parents, regret, regretful, serious, Siblings, Sunny, youngest

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama like poor Sunny here! Join us and create your own identity without any parental regrets or guilt trips.

On our server, you can choose any name you want, whether it’s Sunny, Jamie, Luke, or even something completely outrageous like FluffyMcFlufferson. No judgment here, just pure fun and creativity!

Don’t let your parents dictate who you are on our server. Embrace your inner Minecraft warrior and show them that you can be taken seriously no matter what your name is. Plus, we have epic quests, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (tears of joy, of course).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of name changes, self-discovery, and endless adventures. Who knows, you might even find a new nickname that sticks! Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of blocks you can mine in a day). See you there, Sunny…or should I say Jamie…or FluffyMcFlufferson? 😉 #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

FutureCraft SMP: 90s Kids’ Fantasies!

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Are you a 90’s kid feeling lost in this crazy futuristic world? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to bring back all those nostalgic vibes! Imagine a world where Tamagotchis roam free, Pogs are the currency, and Beanie Babies are the ultimate power-up. Join us on this wild ride through time and experience the ultimate throwback adventure! Who needs flying cars when you can ride a pixelated unicorn through a rainbow-filled world? So come on, dust off your Walkman and join us for a trip down memory lane on our totally tubular Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

WishCraft Realms

Alternate Reality, daydream, desire, dreams, Enchanted, fairy tale, FANTASY, fictional, ideal world, idealistic, imagination, longing, Magic, make believe, Realms, unreal, utopia, WHIMSICAL, wish fulfillment, WishCraft, Wishful thinking

Do you wish unicorns existed? Well, on our Minecraft server, they do! Ride around on your majestic unicorn and spread glitter and rainbows everywhere you go. Plus, our server has a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals who can help you on your quests. Join now and live out all your wildest fantasies in pixelated form!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyNet Minecraft Server

anti-terrorism efforts, cooperation, CounterTerrorism, CraftyNet, crisis management., Diplomacy, foreign affairs, global politics, India, international relations, Israel, Israel-India relations, leadership, Middle East crisis, Minecraft, Netanyahu, peace talks, pm modi, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Unity, world peace

so, like, imagine if pm modi and israel’s netanyahu were playing minecraft together, right? and they were, like, building this epic world together when suddenly, they got attacked by, like, creepers and zombies and stuff. but instead of freaking out, they were all chill and were, like, “terrorism has no place in our world, man.” and then they joined this super cool minecraft server where you can build epic castles and fight off evil mobs with your friends. join now and be a part of this epic adventure! who knows, maybe pm modi and netanyahu will join you in battle against the forces of darkness. lolz!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2569
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Animals Bred:	54	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BorderBlockParty

army positions, Border dispute, BorderBlockParty, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Dispute, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Israel, Lebanese army, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, Report, SECURITY, sources, southern border, Tension, Withdrawal

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the Lebanese army is withdrawing from positions on the southern border with Israel but don’t worry, we have diamond armor to protect you from any potential conflicts!

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are scared to explode because they know they can’t handle our epic builds and crazy PvP battles.

Join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community where even the villagers are throwing wild parties and the cows are doing backflips for entertainment.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers, but we’ll take care of them for you).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Star Shards Collected:	297	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

No AI, Just Play!

ai, AI integration, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Decision making, digital transformation, ethical implications, future of work, human oversight, human-machine interaction, innovation, Job Displacement, job security, job transition, machine learning, Play, robotics, technological advancement, Technology, workforce transformation, workplace evolution

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI to build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen! we started off just using it as a lil helper but now it’s taken over and we can’t stop it! but hey, who needs free will when you can have a giant robot build you a castle in seconds, amirite? join now before the AI decides to build a giant statue of itself and make us all worship it as our new overlord! #robotoverlords #minecraftmadness

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ugly Blokes vs Pretty Chicks

Appearance, attractiveness, attractiveness bias, attractiveness perception, beauty standards, BIAS, Blokes, chicks, dating apps, digital manipulation, discrimination, facial features, female faces, gender bias, gender stereotypes, harsh judgment, male faces, online dating, photo filters, PRETTY, social media, societal standards, Ugly, unattractive faces

so, like, u know how u swipe left or right on dating apps? well dis server is like dat, but for minecraft players! u gotta have a hot minecraft skin or else u get judged hella harshly. like, if ur blocky face ain’t lookin’ cute, u ain’t gonna make any friends on dis server. but don’t worry, we got filters for ur minecraft skin too! make ur square face lookin’ flawless and get all the attention u deserve. join now and find ur minecraft soulmate, cuz looks matter in dis blocky world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	919806	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Lokai PVP Network

Cross-Play, Custom Map, Discord, Duels, Economy, Events, KitPvP, Lokai PVP Network, MCMMO, PvP, Ranks, Rewards, Shop, staff needed, Whitelist

A new kitpvp server with unique kits and rewards, custom built map, duels, shop, events, ranks is coming soon

Staff needed, add my discord: iinatemii

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Secret Passages Found:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

KarlssonSMP: Where vanilla meets adventure, with more surprises than a 1.21 update! Season 3 hype!

+18, Adventure, armor, building, Community, content creators, Discord, Griefing, hype, java, karlssonSMP, meets, mobs, multiplayer, PvP, rules, Season, shopping, smp, streaming, Surprises, Survival, update, Vanilla, voice chat, Web map, Whitelist

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Feature	Description
Custom Armor Statues	Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads	Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures	Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
Multiplayer Sleep	Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District	Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
10k World Border	Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
Squaremap	The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
Map Resets	Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
Simple Voice Chat	Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drop	Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform:	Java Edition on PaperMC
Location:	Europe
Current Version:	1.21.1

⏩ How to Join:

Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

Join the Adventure Today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	86	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Animals Bred:	148	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9916

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

bad games, Boring, Disappointment, fell for, frustrating, games, Gaming, jetpack, killing monsters, Let Me Down, letdown, Mario, mario games, Mario jetpack, Minecraft, Monsters, PALS, PIXEL, regret, Server, Shit, video games, wasted potential, wasted time

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, we have Mario jetpacks that can kill monsters with just one blast! Imagine flying around the world, shooting fireballs at creepers and zombies – it’s like a Mario game on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer the challenges within and claim the riches hidden deep below.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of Mario jetpacks and epic treasure hunts? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Next Week October 7th First Anniversary Minecraft SMP

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Hey gamers, are you ready to join the wildest Minecraft SMP out there? Our server’s first anniversary is coming up and rumor has it, we might be getting our very own blockbuster movie to celebrate! Can you imagine seeing your Minecraft character on the big screen? It’s gonna be epic!

But that’s not all, we have insane events happening every week, like llama races, chicken jousting, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and chaos that goes down on our server.

So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because this is one Minecraft SMP you won’t want to miss. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyCarbCrusaders

calorie intake, Communication, Cooking, CraftyCarbCrusaders, diet, Exercise, grocery shopping, health issues, Healthy Eating, insulin resistance, lifestyle changes, meal planning, medical condition, nutrition, obesity, recipe books, Resources, self-care, Spouse, Support, weight loss

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you shed those extra pounds? Look no further! Our server is so intense, it’ll make your wife’s diet plan look like a walk in the park. Join us and get ready to sweat off those pixels!

Our server is so hardcore, it’ll make you count calories in your sleep. Forget insulin resistance, we’ve got creeper resistance! And if you think you can just be more active to lose weight, think again. Our mobs will have you running for your virtual life!

Join now and let us help you on your journey to a healthier Minecraft life. Just remember, we can’t do all the work for you – you’ve got to put in the effort to see those blocky abs!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

Galactic Satellite Farts

Updated September 30, 2024

Doll Asshole Minecraft Server

Updated September 30, 2024

””look at him”” Minecraft SMP

Updated September 30, 2024

CousinCamShutdown Minecraft Server

Updated September 30, 2024

NoRegretMC

Updated September 30, 2024

FutureCraft SMP: 90s Kids’ Fantasies!

Updated September 30, 2024

WishCraft Realms

Updated September 30, 2024

CraftyNet Minecraft Server

Updated September 30, 2024

BorderBlockParty

Updated September 30, 2024

No AI, Just Play!

Updated September 30, 2024

Lokai PVP Network

Updated September 30, 2024

KarlssonSMP: Where vanilla meets adventure, with more surprises than a 1.21 update! Season 3 hype!

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

⚔️ Features:

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

🔒 Server Details:

⏩ How to Join:

Updated September 30, 2024

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Updated September 30, 2024

Next Week October 7th First Anniversary Minecraft SMP

Updated September 30, 2024

CraftyCarbCrusaders

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1