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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
Horror Stories Survived: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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