CraftyCrazeLand | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server if you want to ride pigs dressed as astronauts, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows. We’ve got flying cows, talking creepers, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet dragon who breathes marshmallows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Emeralds Found:	4561
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NaziMassacre83MC

83rd anniversary, atrocities, commemoration, eastern europe, Genocide, historical event, History, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, memorial, Nazi massacre, NaziMassacre83MC, Remembrance, solemn occasion, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, War Crimes, world war II, Zelensky

hey u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well u gotta join this cray cray server where we have a party every day to celebrate the 83rd anniversary of a nazi massacre in ukraine! yasss, we know how to turn a tragic event into a lit party! come join us for some epic builds, insane pvp battles, and maybe even a dance off with hitler himself (jk, he’s not really there… or is he?). so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make history… or at least pretend to!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Crops Grown:	3789	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

OKOK-GRIEF Grif we are all happy ♥♥ Minecraft server

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good administration, good creator, etc. we are always glad to see you at any time))) we love to communicate, be friends and invite your friends. It’s more fun together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blocky Brigade – Minecraft Server

ai, animation improvements, battlepass, blocky, Brigade, Community Resource, enlg, Enlisted General, fps, Guerrilla Warfare, Minecraft, new class, News, official site, ROADMAP, Running Event, Server, squad-based, test server, update, Vehicles, weapons, Weapons List, world war II

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you leading your squad of blocky AI to their doom over and over again? Look no further than our server! Join now for the ultimate World War II FPS experience where you can watch your pixelated comrades fall in battle while you laugh maniacally.

But that’s not all! Our server has a roadmap that will blow your mind, a community resource that will have you saying “wow, I didn’t know Minecraft could do that”, and a weapons list that will make you want to trade in your diamond sword for a vintage rifle.

And don’t even get me started on our current battle pass – it’s so epic, even Herobrine is jealous. Plus, we have a running event that involves the NKVD because who doesn’t love a little Soviet secret police action in their Minecraft game?

But wait, there’s more! We have a test server live until September 30th where you can try out the latest updates, including a new class called Guerrilla that will have you sneaking through the blocky jungle like a pro. And don’t forget about our animation improvements – your Steve will never move the same way again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft World War II FPS you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be worth it).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Saudi Arabia Minecraft SMP: Why is a Country Like Saudi Arabia That Receives Military Aid…

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only bombs dropping are the ones you craft yourself to blow up your friends’ bases! Join us for a wild ride where the only war crimes committed are stealing someone’s diamonds or accidentally setting fire to a forest. Who needs real-world drama when you can have epic battles and hilarious shenanigans in our virtual world? Come join us and see why this server is the bomb…literally!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	61	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Dragon Scales Harvested:	304

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

AchieveMine SMP

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Have you ever built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Have you ever tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers? Have you ever defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava? If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP right now!

Our server is filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant statues of themselves or organizing massive pranks on each other.

So if you want to test your skills, make new friends, and have the time of your life in Minecraft, then join our SMP today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ruler of the server and have everyone bowing down to your pixelated greatness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PumpkinSpiceCraft

apple cider, autumn, baked goods, cinnamon, comfort food, comfort food recipes, cozy drinks, Cranberry, Fall, harvest flavors, hot chocolate, maple syrup, mulled wine, pecan pie, pumpkin spice, PumpkinSpiceCraft, roasted vegetables, Seasonal, Soup, spiced latte, stew

Are you tired of boring old pumpkin spice lattes and apple cider? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion called the “Autumn Elixir” that will make you feel like you’re swimming in a pool of candy corn while riding a roller coaster made of caramel apples. Trust us, once you taste this magical concoction, you’ll never want to go back to regular fall drinks again! So come join us and sip on some Autumn Elixir while building the most epic pumpkin patch you’ve ever seen. It’s like Thanksgiving dinner in a cup, but with a side of creepers and skeletons.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Emeralds Found:	6246
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

FrostyFenceCraft

Arctic region, border control, border fence, cross-border cooperation, defense strategy, diplomatic relations, european union, finland, foreign policy, FrostyFenceCraft, geopolitical implications, international relations, migration control, national security, norway, physical barrier, political decision, russia, Scandinavian countries, SECURITY, territorial integrity

so like, this server is like the ultimate Minecraft experience, like seriously, you won’t find anything crazier than this.

imagine this, we have a whole section of the map where you can build your own crazy fence just like Norway is thinking about doing. But get this, instead of keeping out Russians, you’re keeping out creepers and zombies. How epic is that?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden village filled with villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. Just kidding, they actually just want emeralds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a haunted mansion where you can battle ghostly mobs and uncover hidden treasures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom that can one-hit kill anything in its path.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Pixelated shenanigans on a semi-clean canvas, join us for some SMP fun!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Friendly SMP Server
Features	Semi-vanilla gameplay, simple voice chat, temperatures with seasons, daily crates, grief prevention, custom armors, minigames
Supported Versions	1.18 to latest versions
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Simple Voice Chat required?	Yes, if you want to use proximity chat.
Are mods required?	No, but “Simple Voice Chat” is needed for proximity chat and “cinemamod” for the cinema.
What is the server address?	smp.playpixels.net
What is the Bedrock port?	19132
Is there a Discord server?	Join our Discord server

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Zombie Dances:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Lonely Hags Hangout Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can meet lonely hags! Yes, you heard that right. These hags are looking for companionship and are willing to trade rare items for your friendship. Who knew that Minecraft could be a matchmaking service?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest tunes. You won’t find this kind of party anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find love with a lonely hag or become the disco dancing champion of the underground world. The possibilities are endless!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

Adventures, Amh Araeng, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, FATE grinding, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Garo, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Lavender Beds, Lavender Beds Plot, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith Dynamis, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Mord Souq, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Resources, Seraph, Shadowbringers, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks Meetup., warm bodies, xivg, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

Join us for our upcoming meetups where we’ll be grinding Shadowbringers Shared FATEs while riding Marilith Dynamis in Amh Araeng. And don’t miss our Tokusatsu Watch Party where we’ll be watching GARO episodes 6-10 while chilling in Lavender Beds and Dynamis.

But that’s not all! We’ve got a Zombie Movies night coming up where we’ll be watching Warm Bodies and Zombieland in Shirogane. And if you’re feeling adventurous, join us for our Twin Peaks Meetup where we’ll be discussing Season 2 episodes 6-9 in The Mist.

And mark your calendars for our Mahjong Open Tournament in the Gold Saucer and our epic Costume Party Mixer in the Goblet. Plus, don’t miss our Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party in Lavender Beds Plot 28, 19th Ward.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, maybe even Herobrine will make an appearance! 😉🎮 #BestSMPever #CreeperApproved

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

LakeHouseLovers Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value family time and epic adventures over weddings any day! Join us and escape the drama of wedding invitations and after parties, and instead, embark on thrilling quests with your friends and fellow players.

Imagine building a lakeside mansion with your loved ones, surrounded by beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities. Who needs a wedding when you can create your own magical world in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on the chance to join us and experience the ultimate getaway from real-life drama. Plus, our server is filled with hilarious stories and unexpected twists that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why waste your time at a wedding after party when you can be part of our crazy Minecraft community? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

YardSaleYikes

.14, +9, 5.., 50% off, Asshole, Context, Counter, double check, expensive neighborhood, La, mistake, Pay, Petty, pillows, Prices, tacky, undercharged, Venmo, yard sale, YardSaleYikes

Are you tired of boring yard sales where people actually expect you to pay the correct amount for your items? Well, then you need to join our Minecraft server where we have the most outrageous yard sale experiences!

Imagine shopping in a virtual world where the prices are always changing, and the sellers are constantly undercharging you. You’ll never know what to expect when you approach the counter to pay – will it be $9 or $14?

And don’t worry about those pesky sellers chasing you down for the extra money they think you owe. On our server, you can just ignore their requests on Venmo and keep the extra cash for yourself!

Join us now for a yard sale experience like no other, where the prices are always a surprise and the drama is endless. Who knew shopping could be so entertaining?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	197	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RespawnStats Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where dying just means losing your items? Well, on our server, when you die, you get to see a hilarious stat like “times killed by a chicken” or “number of times you’ve accidentally punched a villager”. Join us for a laugh-filled adventure where death is just another opportunity for comedy gold!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Towns Built:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

TearjerkerTunes

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you cry tears of boredom? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy!

Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the epic builds, insane PvP battles, and hilarious pranks that will have you crying tears of laughter.

We guarantee that our server will have you hooked like a catchy song that you just can’t stop listening to, even if it makes you cry every time. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you wanting more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blinking Blocks Server

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join this epic minecraft server where pigs fly and diamonds grow on trees! we have a secret hidden village where villagers ride on llamas and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots.

our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak, but don’t worry, he’s friendly to players who bring him seeds.

we have a custom minigame called “sheep bowling” where you launch sheep into a field of creepers and try to knock them all down before they explode. it’s a blast!

oh, and did we mention that you can blink with your eyes closed on this server? it’s a game-changer, trust us.

so come join us for some wacky fun and unforgettable adventures on this one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Towns Built:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.