Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where Gooner alt right tourists are seething with jealousy over your amazing building skills? Look no further than our server!

Our server is so exclusive, even ditzy s is jealous of our new design. We’ve got crazy challenges, insane builds, and a community of players who are ready to take on anything.

Join us if you’re ready to show the world that gaming isn’t just for the pros – it’s for the legends. And trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28 Living Statues Befriended: 3
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
Wilderness Tamed: 20 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Bad Businesses: Where your pockets may shrink, but the laughter never ends! Java 1.21 server with Economy, Jobs, and more!

    Bad Businesses: Where your pockets may shrink, but the laughter never ends! Java 1.21 server with Economy, Jobs, and more!
    Welcome to BetterBusinesses!
    We are a new survival economy server with a special focus on business.
    Our custom business plugin gives you the tools to run any kind of business you can imagine. From item shops to real estate to farming/logging/mining companies, the possibilities are endless, so get creative!
    Hire employees, manage finances, and advertise your business through a robust business GUI. Start small and develop your business into a large corporation. Create, compete, and collaborate with friends.
    If you have the next billion-dollar idea, join us at play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21), and join our Discord server!

    Key Features

    • Custom business plugin with robust GUI
    • Survival economy gamemode
    • Jobs
    • Chestshops
    • Friendly community

    Rules

    1. You must treat others with kindness and respect.
    2. You may not grief others or the server.
    3. You may not abuse exploits. If you discover one, you must report it immediately.
    4. You may not use hacks or cheats. You may only use performance mods such as Optifine.
    5. You may not advertise or spam.
    6. One account per player only.
    7. Have fun!

    Links

    FAQ

    How can I start a business on the server?
    You can start a business by using our custom business plugin and setting up your own business with the tools provided. Get creative and think of unique business ideas!
    Are there specific rules for running a business on the server?
    While we encourage creativity and innovation in businesses, we do have some guidelines to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay for all players. Please refer to the rules section above for more details.
    Can I collaborate with other players to run a business together?
    Absolutely! Collaboration and cooperation with other players are encouraged on our server. You can team up with friends or other players to run a business together and achieve success.
    How can I advertise my business on the server?
    You can advertise your business through our robust business GUI, as well as through in-game promotions and announcements. Utilize different marketing strategies to attract customers and grow your business.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Dragon Eggs Found: 8972
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Zombie Dances: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind in just 2 weeks! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests and challenges like you’ve never seen before. – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a zombie. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond mine when you have a chicken that poops out riches? – We hold weekly competitions where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Who wouldn’t want that?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 195
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Runes Activated: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Hmmm m m m m m m m m m m Minecraft SMP

    Hmmm m m m m m m m m m m Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on horses and the creepers dance the Macarena!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest of rare blocks. Legend has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or the ability to fly like a chicken)

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of super-intelligent wolves who have learned how to build their own mini fortresses? Join our SMP and witness the epic battle between the wolves and the players as they fight for control of the server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! (Disclaimer: adventure may include unexpected explosions, random teleportation to unknown locations, and the occasional appearance of a giant flying squid)

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 350 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • KidWatch Minecraft Server

    KidWatch Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps.

    Imagine a world where watching kids is a full-time job and doing chores is a never-ending battle. On our server, you can experience the chaos firsthand as you navigate through the ups and downs of parenting in a virtual world.

    But beware, things can get out of hand quickly. Just like in real life, one moment you’re playing with the kids, and the next, they’re stuck on an exercise bike having a meltdown. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you on your toes!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about multitasking and teamwork. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • MommaNoWedding

    MommaNoWedding
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Join our server and leave all the family drama behind! Our server is the perfect place to escape from overbearing moms and judgmental relatives.

    We promise that no one will scream at you for getting engaged, and if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I do.” Our community is all about love and support, just like your fiancé who cooks like a Michelin-star chef (literally, he is one!).

    So, if you’re tired of family members who can’t handle your independence and stubbornness, come join our server where the only grudges held are against creepers who blow up your house. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for blocking your mom’s number – we’ve all been there.

    Join now and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from old-school, traditional relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • SaltySMP_Hater

    SaltySMP_Hater
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their day job? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is to be as annoying as possible!

    That’s right, we encourage players to be as obnoxious and irritating as they can be. From building giant statues of themselves to constantly pranking other players with traps and tricks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the endless trolling and trolling that goes on 24/7.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest house possible or seeing who can collect the most chickens in an hour. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players fight to the death using nothing but rotten flesh and wooden swords.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and embrace your inner annoyance. Who knows, you might just become the most irritating player on the server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8278 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 97 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Skillz4DayzCraft

    Skillz4DayzCraft
    If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Imagine strolling through the virtual world, towering over everyone as a majestic diamond version of yourself. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame creepers and ride them around like explosive horses. So why settle for just one skill when you can have a whole arsenal of ridiculous talents on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Mines Excavated: 4656

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators

    GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators
    so, like, imagine this: a Minecraft server so wild and crazy that even Iranian hackers wanna join in on the fun! They were all like, “we gotta impersonate Ginni Thomas and join this server, it’s gonna be lit!”

    But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We’ve got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was totally insane, but also kinda awesome.

    And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a whole crew of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing all day long. Like, there’s this one guy who only speaks in pirate talk, and another who wears a chicken suit everywhere he goes. It’s like a never-ending comedy show on this server.

    So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on down to our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some Iranian hackers along the way. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Falling into the Void: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Zombie Dances: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Grave Property – Own it!

    Grave Property – Own it!
    lol come join our minecraft server where u can own not just one, but MULTIPLE GRAVES!!! yep, u heard it right, u can be the proud owner of a bunch of graves in our server. imagine bragging to ur friends about how many graves u own, they’ll be so jelly.

    not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are actually really chill once u get to know them. they throw the best parties and always have the dankest loot to trade.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper adoption center? u can adopt ur very own creeper and train it to be ur loyal explosive companion. just make sure to feed it plenty of gunpowder or else it might get a little… hangry.

    so come on down to our server, where the graves are plenty, the zombie pigmen are friendly, and the creepers are waiting for their forever homes. what are u waiting for? join now and start living your best minecraft life!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Zombie Dances: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • LifeSwiper: The Vanilla+ Java Bedrock Server of Awesomeness! Join the 1.21 madness with Community Marketplace, Events, and more – all Free-to-Play and P2W-free. No Cheaters Allowed! Whitelist now!

    LifeSwiper: The Vanilla+ Java Bedrock Server of Awesomeness! Join the 1.21 madness with Community Marketplace, Events, and more – all Free-to-Play and P2W-free. No Cheaters Allowed! Whitelist now!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    Small SMP semi vanilla minecraft server looking for new players. Both Java and bedrock edition players are able to join the server. 25k x 25k world, community farms, livemap, player shop plugins, community events.

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Add ihben on discord to start playing today.
    What versions of Minecraft can I play on this server? Both Java and bedrock editions are supported.
    Are there community events on the server? Yes, there are community events organized on the server.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 7305
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • The Ukraine Minecraft SMP Happening General

    The Ukraine Minecraft SMP Happening General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure filled with twists and turns.

    Picture this: Zelensky and Trump teaming up to take on a horde of creepers, Monke threatening to unleash nukes if anyone steals his diamonds, and Indian PM Modi showing up to trade emeralds with the villagers. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever play on.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Russian helicopters being set on fire by middle school students, failed missile tests creating massive craters, and Ukrainian forces blowing up ammo depots left and right. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this insanity happening around you?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch out for those pesky nuclear power plants – you never know when they might explode!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Crops Grown: 2824 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Are you tired of unexpected dinner guests crashing your romantic plans? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about surprise party crashers again! Our server is a safe haven for intimate dinners with just you and your virtual date, no unexpected guests allowed!

    We promise a drama-free environment where you can enjoy a quiet night out without breaking the bank. And if anyone tries to invite their friends without your consent, we have a strict no-party-crashing policy in place. Plus, our virtual restaurant reservations are always budget-friendly, so you can focus on romance without the stress of unexpected expenses.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate date night experience. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a peaceful and romantic evening in the virtual world? Trust us, your virtual girlfriend will thank you for it!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Runes Activated: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 26
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CreeperHater69

    CreeperHater69
    Do you hate when you accidentally step on a Lego and feel like you’ve just experienced the pain of a thousand suns? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, stepping on Legos is actually a good thing! That’s right, every time you step on a Lego, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block in-game. So start practicing your best “ouch” face and join us today for a chance to become the richest player on the server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Void Gems Collected: 29

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • CraftyIranLoverLebHit

    CraftyIranLoverLebHit
    So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, Iran is, like, totally weighing its next move and stuff, but, like, its closest ally just took a hit in Lebanon, bro! And, like, on this server, u can, like, totally build ur own epic base to strategize and stuff, and, like, maybe even form alliances with other players to take over the server, man! So, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever, dude!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Star Shards Collected: 180
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 26

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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