BlockyBedBloopers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1206
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	9560	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious moments and crazy adventures.

Picture this: you’re mining for resources when suddenly a group of dancing creepers show up and start busting some serious moves. Or how about the time a player accidentally turned their pet pig into a disco ball? Yep, that actually happened on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament,” where players ride on chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet and holding a tiny lance.

So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and get ready for a whole new level of fun! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1948
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8300	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Votes:	3297

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5130
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Emeralds Found:	2658
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Potions Brewed:	142	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1578
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4910

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Crops Grown:	5548
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6721
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5446
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Players Killed by Monsters:	9830	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9077
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Crops Grown:	9485	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2505	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Alien Abductions:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Votes:	435
Dragon Scales Harvested:	471	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	6724	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	9

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	27	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!