BlockyNostalgia

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s and 2000s with pixelated graphics, retro music, and funky skins that will have you feeling like you’re living in a time warp. But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games inspired by your favorite childhood TV shows and movies, like a SpongeBob SquarePants themed parkour challenge and a Harry Potter themed potion brewing contest.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club hidden somewhere in the server where players can dance the night away to classic hits from the Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to lucky players who find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the glory days of the 90s and 2000s in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Emeralds Found:	9422
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Star Shards Collected:	195
Runes Activated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

WeddingCraftUber

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Potions Brewed:	160	Villages Defended:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Towns Built:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CreeperConfessions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Enchantments Applied:	118	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

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come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	296
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Farms Harvested:	454

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

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Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Guideless Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BabyCraftLand

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Farms Harvested:	217

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Awkwardly Normal

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

HezbollahHaterCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Towns Built:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

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Minecraft Server Information

IP Address	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for player protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Part of a growing network with additional server options

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason for new rules
Use common sense

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.