Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found: 8559 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Chimeras Created: 3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
Void Armor Forged: 30 Royal Courts Attended: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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