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Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
Herobrine Sightings: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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