Distro Hopping SMP – Why Are You Back Minecraft SMP

arch linux, cinnamon, computer science, debian, distro, distro hopping, fedora, Gnome, Hopping, KDE, linux, LXDE, manjaro, Minecraft, Mint, open source, Operating systems, Pop!_OS, smp, software, solus, Technology, ubuntu, xfce

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8226
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	46214
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

Picture this: a server where the pigs have taken over and are demanding to be treated like royalty. You’ll have to navigate through their piggy palaces and bacon-filled dungeons to survive. But don’t worry, you’ll have the help of a magical talking chicken who will guide you on your quest.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Watch out for exploding cacti and flying sheep – you never know what these llamas will come up with next!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Towns Built:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3604
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mines Excavated:	1309
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	139
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Farms Harvested:	213	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Magic Items Found:	6107
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Votes:	1564	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7259
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	106	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	930210	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Potions Brewed:	91
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3668
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	98	Endless Night Skies:	1

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?