Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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