Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DadlessCraft

abandonment issues, absent dad, absent father, absent male figure, absent parent, childhood trauma, DadlessCraft, emotional impact, family dynamics, father absence, father figure, Fatherless, fatherless children, fatherless daughters, fatherless generation, fatherless homes, fatherless sons, impact of absent father, lack of role model, male influence, psychological effects

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2386
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience a world where all the male figures have mysteriously disappeared, leaving you to fend for yourself in a world of chaos and confusion.

But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?

Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!

OilSpillCraft Minecraft Server

Black sea, Black Sea ecosystem, distress call, ecological impact, emergency response, environmental crisis, environmental damage, environmental disaster, marine life, marine pollution, maritime incident, Minecraft, oil cleanup, OIL INDUSTRY, oil leak, oil spill, oil spill cleanup, oil spill response, oil tanker, OilSpillCraft, Pollution, Russian tanker, Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Farms Harvested:	941	Players Killed by Monsters:	3255
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spilling is the tea in our chat! we got more drama than a russian oil spill, but don’t worry, we clean up our mess faster than you can say “distress call”!

our server is so lit, even the third russian tanker wants in on the action. we got more fun than a barrel of oil and more excitement than a coast guard rescue mission. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic, hilarious, and wild minecraft server you’ve ever seen.

join now and experience the madness for yourself. but be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave!

HamasHostageHavoc

Captivity, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, Government, Hamas, HamasHostageHavoc, hostage release, hostages, hostages list, international relations, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Négotiation, Palestinian, peace talks, Politics, prisoners, Release, Terrorism

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy storyline where Hamas is holding all these hostages in Minecraft and you gotta like, rescue them and stuff. but get this, Hamas hasn’t even given us a list of who’s still alive! so like, it’s a real challenge, ya feel me? join now and be a hero in this wacky Minecraft world where anything can happen, dude!

Frosty Moon Tavern

Astrobiology, centotectic, centotectic concept, critical information, determining habitability, europa, Europa’s habitability, Extreme conditions, extreme environments, frosty, habitability, icy moon exploration, icy moons, investigation, liquid stability, Moon, novel, scientific research, stability of liquids, study, TAVERN, thermodynamic concept, Thermodynamics

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2772
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Potions Brewed:	131	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got all the centotectic vibes goin on! we be investigatin the stability of liquids in extreme conditions like a bunch of mad scientists tryna figure out if Europa be habitable or not.

we got ice, we got fire, we got lava, we got water – basically we got all the elements you need for a lit minecraft adventure. come build your own icy moon base and see if you can survive the centotectic madness.

join now for a chance to win a virtual trip to Europa and meet some alien creepers – it’s gonna be outta this world, literally! so what you waitin for? come join the fun and let’s get centotectic up in here!

———– MONTANACRAFT ———– Minecraft server

Adventure, building, cars, city, Community, Crafting, Create, Creative, Gaming, Goal, Minecraft, MontanaCraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, State, STRONG, Survival, virtual, weapons, world

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3269
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

MontanaCraft is a server where your main goal is to create your own city and subsequently a strong state.

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RuinSpirit

Atmosphäre, bedrock, Creative World, Discord, Endeffekt, Farmwelt, gameplay, Interesse, java, Klone, minecraft server, Netzwerken, Oldschool, PvP, RuinSpirit, Semi Vanilla, Server, Servernetzwerken, Spielmodi, Survival, Treffen, Version, Video, Webseite, Welten

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4181
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Overview of RuinSpirit Minecraft Server

Server Version	1.21.4
Available Worlds	– Freebuild – Farmwelt – Citybuild – Lands/Nations + PvP – Creative World (coming soon)
Java Server	mc.ruinspirit.net
Bedrock Server	mc.ruinspirit.net:19132
Discord	ruinspirit.net
Server Video	Watch Here

Frequently Asked Questions

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on Minecraft version 1.21.4.

What worlds are available on the server?

There are several worlds available including Freebuild, Farmwelt, Citybuild, Lands/Nations + PvP, and a Creative World (coming soon).

How can I join the Java server?

You can join the Java server by connecting to mc.ruinspirit.net in your Minecraft client.

How can I join the Bedrock server?

You can join the Bedrock server by connecting to mc.ruinspirit.net:19132 in your Minecraft client.

Is there a Discord server for community chat?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at ruinspirit.net to chat with other players and staff.

When is the Creative World expected to be available?

The Creative World is expected to be available soon, stay tuned for updates on the server.

Fast Food Heroes 1.20.3

$15/hr, 1.20.3, activism, compensation, economic justice, employment, Fast, fast food, Food, Heroes, income disparity, INEQUALITY, job market, Labor, Living Wage, minimum wage, POVERTY, PROTESTS, service industry, Social Issues, UNFAIR, wages, workers, working conditions

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Players Killed by Monsters:	9375
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Yo, bro, forget about fast food workers, come join our Minecraft server where you can make way more than $15/hr by mining diamonds like a boss! Who needs a greasy burger when you can feast on virtual pork chops and cake in our pixelated paradise? Plus, you won’t have to deal with any entitled customers asking for extra ketchup. It’s a win-win, my dude! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those virtual coins faster than you can say “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!”

Lia from Phase Connect Minecraft SMP

acrylic stand, charms, Chibi Lia daki pillow, Christmas Merch, Connect, current events, Cytube channel, Divegrass team, holiday matsuri, Japan, LIA, Lia desktop assistant, Lia fan club, Lia For Sale, Lia Licker, Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse, Lia merchandise, Lia shirts, Marketable Lia Plushie, Minecraft, No Girls Allowed, phase, phase connect, pins, PRINTS, rinkou ashelia, smp, stands, STICKERS, Upcoming Streams, VOD suggestions

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
New Chunks Explored:	674218	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft SMP, where only the coolest kids are allowed! Join us at ϟ Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse ϟ for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and chaos.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a strict “NO GIRLS ALLOWED” policy because girls have cooties and we can’t risk catching them in the virtual world. Plus, our channel is run by the one and only Rinkou Ashelia, a legendary gamer with skills that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! We have upcoming streams like “STREAM WORLD OF LIA: Concert Edition,” where Lia will rock your socks off with her epic performances. And don’t forget about the meet and greet at Holiday Matsuri, where you can bully Lia in person (just kidding, please don’t actually bully her).

Oh, and did we mention Lia has Christmas merch for sale? Get your hands on Lia plushies, daki pillows, shirts, charms, pins, stands, stickers, prints, and more! Your collection will be the envy of all your friends.

So come on, join us in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Remember, only love Lia and never watch other girls. Lia is the one true love of your virtual life. ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

black people, boujee, breadwinner, cash payment, christmas dinner, Communication Issues, CraftyCash, cupcakes, elitist, family conflict, family dynamics, flaunting my money, gold digger, grocery shopping, Lowes Foods, Minecraft, Quality over quantity, rich auntie, SAHM, Server, sister drama, Walmart, Whole Foods

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	137
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more boujee than Walmart? Well, look no further because our server is so fancy, even Whole Foods shoppers would be impressed! Join now for a chance to flaunt your virtual riches and make your sister jealous with your in-game purchases. Plus, we have cupcakes for all ages, because who doesn’t love a good cupcake drama? Don’t worry about being called a gold digger, on our server, everyone’s a winner, especially if you’re a SAHM with a breadwinning hubby. So come on in and let the virtual riches roll in, just like that $425 grocery bill!

HubbyFamHoliNoWait

christmas, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Distance, emotions, Expectations, family, holidays, HubbyFamHoliNoWait, in-laws, Jealousy, Marriage, misunderstandings, Priorities, quality time, relationships, Thanksgiving, Traditions, travel

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of holiday family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us and escape the chaos of in-laws and family obligations by building your own virtual world where you make the rules.

Our server is the perfect place to spend your holidays, whether you’re dodging passive-aggressive comments from your mother-in-law or trying to avoid awkward conversations with your distant relatives. We’ve got a community of players who understand the struggle and are here to support you through it all.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret holiday village where you can celebrate Christmas with adorable virtual kittens and festive decorations. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a purrfectly peaceful holiday in Minecraft?

So join us today and say goodbye to miserable f*cking Christmases and hello to a virtual winter wonderland where you can finally spend the holidays with your one true love – Minecraft. Trust us, your husband’s family drama has nothing on the adventures waiting for you on our server!

KidCraftin’Madness

challenges of parenting, child rearing, family life, KidCraftinMadness, Kids, parenthood, parenting, parenting advice, parenting challenges, parenting community, parenting difficulties, parenting help, parenting questions, parenting resources, parenting struggles, parenting support, parenting tips, raising a child, raising children, tough love, tough parenting

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9653	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of the real world struggles of parenting? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can raise virtual kids that never talk back and always listen to you! Build them a virtual house, teach them how to mine for diamonds, and watch them grow into strong, independent blocky beings. Who needs real kids when you can have Minecraft kids that won’t drain your energy and bank account? Join now and experience the joys of virtual parenting without the messy diapers and temper tantrums!

BlockyPeaceCraft

Agreement, BBC, BlockyPeaceCraft, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, gaza, International, mediator., MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, News, Official, ongoing, Palestinian, Peace, progress, resolution, talks, Truce, update

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6888
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Farms Harvested:	883	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

lol come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of gaza ceasefire talks!!! we got 90% completion rate on fun and games, way better than those boring negotiations. play with us and build your own virtual world where there’s no conflict, just blocks and laughs. plus, our resident palestinian official says it’s the best way to unwind after a long day of peace talks. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s craft some peace together, one block at a time!

Echo-Isles

Advanced, brand new players, Community, custom generated, Discord, Donate, EchoIsles, Engage, Fight, Kit PvP, loot crates, Players, PvP, quality of life features, Resource World, Semi Vanilla, server address, STRONG, Support, welcome

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Echo-Isles Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Started	10/31/2024
Features	SMP gameplay, setting homes, teleporting, economy, MCMMO, PvP, quality of life plugins
Pay to Win	No, but donations for advanced quality of life features available
Community	Welcoming and strong community
Kit PvP	Available to the public

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to Echo-Isles.com using a Minecraft client.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, the server is not pay-to-win but donations for advanced features are available.
Is PvP encouraged on the server?	Yes, PvP is encouraged in the custom-generated resource world with loot crates spawning every hour.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/

Eternal Realm 1.20

advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, ETERNAL, Feedback, Hero, item builds, Liquipedia, new player guide, Patch, Realm, sandbox mode, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7001
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Votes:	922
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate edition of Minecraft but on steroids. Forget about boring old regular Minecraft, this server is where it’s at.

Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.

And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.

Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Chop My Blocks into Pieces Minecraft SMP

Band, blocks, breakdown, chop, coping, Cut, cut my life into pieces, emotional, Life, long tail, Lyrics, mental health, Minecraft, Music, nu metal, Papa Roach, Pieces, Rock, smp, song, stress, tags, Therapy

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1261
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.

We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!

Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5342
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	3527
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3