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Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 44
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Divine Spears Created: 22
Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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