Dave’s Crazy Craft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2033	Dragon Eggs Found:	1186
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	25

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9676
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magic Items Found:	3514
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Towns Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Potions Brewed:	91
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5263
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1949
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	2234
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9718
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Dragons Tamed:	0

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Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Secret Passages Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	476	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3805
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7604	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Void Gems Collected:	38
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Zombie Dances:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7526
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1239
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5057
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Players:	98/800	Votes:	1288
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Void Gems Collected:	33	Votes:	1177
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	60	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7