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EA’s Delisted Minecraft Server

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Tired of boring old SimShitty? Join our Minecraft server where you can actually build and create without any pesky always-online bugs ruining your fun! Plus, we’re so awesome that even Electronic Arts couldn’t handle our greatness and had to delist us from the Wii Virtual Console. So come join us for some epic building, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of laughs! Who needs SimShitty when you can have all the fun on our server instead?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Zombie Dances:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	New Chunks Explored:	967217
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Block Ops 6 Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise to bring back the glory days of COD…wait, wrong game. But hey, who needs guns when you have diamond swords and creepers, am I right?

Join our server for a chance to battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches that will leave you questioning your sanity. Will you be the next Minecraft champion or will you end up getting blown up by a stray creeper? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a mysterious player who rules over all the chickens in the land. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Chicken Lord for yourself? Or will you end up being pecked to death by his army of feathered minions?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BroBroBrokeCollegeDropout

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of balancing college, work, and family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

🤑 Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into giving away your hard-earned diamonds to your lazy brother who dropped out of Minecraft University? Don’t worry, on our server, we support your right to keep your loot for yourself! No more sacrificing your precious resources for someone who can’t even mine a block properly.

🌟 Join us and let’s build a world where family drama stays in the real world and not in your Minecraft inventory. Who needs to lend diamonds when you can use them to craft epic armor and weapons to conquer the virtual world? So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious and drama-free gaming experience! #FamilyDramaFreeServer 😂🎮

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Zombie Dances:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Crops Grown:	8028	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

LostStudents43 – JusticeDelayed

Accountability, activism, Demand, Disappearance, families, government accountability, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international attention, investigation, Justice, JusticeDelayed, LostStudents43, mexico, missing students, protest, social justice, student movement, Tragedy, unresolved cases, unsolved mysteries

come join our epic minecraft server where we solve mysteries like the disappearance of 43 students in mexico! we got secret underground tunnels and spooky forests to explore. maybe we’ll even find the missing students hiding in our pixelated world! join now for a chance to be a hero and bring justice to these poor families. plus, we have epic loot and crazy adventures waiting for you! don’t miss out on the action, join now!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and conquer the depths of the Nether like never before. But that’s not all, our server is so lit that even the Devs have face-to-face meetings in the Zenless Zone Zero – you might even catch a glimpse of a wild Notch in the wild!

Looking for some crazy adventures? Well, look no further than our server where you can team up with Agent Tsukishiro Yanagi and Agent Lighter Lorenz to take down the Overlord’s Feast and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the land. And if that’s not enough, we have the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade – because who doesn’t want to battle bizarre creatures in a virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in our Back in Business event. And don’t forget to redeem your codes for exclusive in-game goodies – because who doesn’t love free stuff?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you will ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Casual Sex Attracts Subterranean Minecraft SMP

5G conspiracy, age reversal, ancestral ghosts, ancient spirits, ATTRACTS, Casual, Casual Sex, chemotherapy, children’s cancer, Hybrid Species, Liberation, Media portrayal, Minecraft, reptilian conspiracy, self-professed shaman, September 11 attacks, sex, shamanistic powers, Shamir Medical Center, smp, Subterranean, subterranean spirits, vagina cleansing

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than creepers is the conspiracy theories floating around! Join us for a wild ride as we uncover the truth behind subterranean spirits in vaginas, children wanting cancer, and reptilian hybrids shaking up the world.

Looking to reduce your age by having your atoms revolved? We’ve got you covered. Want to chat with the ghosts of ancestors who appointed you as a shaman? We’ve got those too. And don’t even get us started on the 5G technology conspiracy – it’s all real, folks.

So come on down to our server and let’s unravel the mysteries of the universe together. Just remember, the truth is out there…and it’s probably hiding behind a pixelated block somewhere.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SnitchCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where snitches get stitches and ACs are worth their weight in gold! Join us for a wild ride of drama and intrigue as we navigate the treacherous world of virtual item trading.

Looking for a place to unleash your inner detective skills? Look no further! Our server is filled with juicy scandals and backstabbing friends who will stop at nothing to get their hands on that coveted AC unit. Will you be the hero who exposes the scammers, or will you join forces with the dark side and profit off of other people’s generosity?

But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual world. One wrong move and you could find yourself blocked, banned, or worse – the subject of endless gossip in the neighborhood chat. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the underbelly of the buy nothing group – just make sure you’re prepared for the consequences!

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and chaos of our Minecraft server. Remember, in this world, snitches might get stitches, but they also get a front-row seat to all the action!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	3994
Endless Night Skies:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

LuxHotelAFK

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a night out with my brother? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure that will leave you questioning your life choices just like I questioned mine after that hotel incident.

Our server is like that last drink your brother just couldn’t resist – once you join, you won’t be able to leave! With unlimited possibilities and unlimited chaos, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like my brother, who always takes things to the extreme, our server will push you to your limits (and maybe even break a glass door or two).

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a night out with my brother, join us now! Just make sure to have your parents’ credit card handy for any unexpected charges… 😉 #YOLOminecraftserver

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Divine Spears Created:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

LebCraft: Macron’s Plea

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lol ok so like this server is so lit u gotta join cuz like Macron himself called on the US to like pressure Israel to accept this epic Lebanon ceasefire plan but like instead of that drama u can just join our server and build epic stuff and battle mobs and stuff u know? like who needs real world drama when u can have virtual world fun amirite? so come join us and leave all that political stuff behind cuz we’re all about having a good time and building crazy stuff in Minecraft. u won’t regret it, promise!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Villages Defended:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Awkward Last Words RP

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so, like, imagine if you were on this server, right? and you’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle or whatever, and then all of a sudden you get attacked by a gang of evil chickens with swords! like, what even is that, bro? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can ride on the back of a giant flying pig to escape those pesky poultry.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? yeah, it’s lit, fam.

and if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a trip to the nether and challenge the devil himself to a game of rock-paper-scissors. spoiler alert: he always picks rock.

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? come hang out with us and experience all the craziness for yourself. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Crops Grown:	7535
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ParentalForce Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a potato couch and wish your parents had pushed you to be a jock like Chad over here? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your athletic dreams without ever having to break a sweat in real life! Join us and become the ultimate Chad, leading your virtual squad to victory while never having to worry about being an incel. Who needs real-life athleticism when you can dominate the digital world instead? Join now and start living your jock fantasy!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	408
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but dirt houses and basic mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs wear top hats.

Our server is so wild that the Ender Dragon has been replaced by a giant flying taco that shoots cheese at you. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy.

But that’s not all! We have daily check-in rewards that include rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and flying pigs. Plus, we have redeemable codes that give you Primogems, because why not mix Genshin Impact with Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Just be prepared to fight off hordes of evil llamas and ride on rainbow-colored horses. It’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Buildings Constructed:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyCookingWifeNoob

Chores, Communication, compromise, Cooking, cooking together, CraftyCookingWifeNoob, division of labor, Expectations, household duties, household responsibilities, kitchen help, learning, marital issues, Marriage, meal preparation, patience, picky eater, quality time, relationships, Tantrum, teamwork

Looking for a place to escape your real-life drama and join a community where cooking tantrums are a thing of the past? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of a spouse who can’t even boil water without throwing a fit. On our server, everyone pitches in to create delicious virtual meals together – no tantrums allowed!

Imagine a world where you can grill chicken in peace, without worrying about your partner refusing to put away the spices. Our server is a place where teamwork in the kitchen is celebrated, not met with complaints.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Say goodbye to real-life kitchen nightmares and hello to a virtual world where everyone helps out – even if they’re just pixels on a screen!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

DateRedFlagsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience dates with creepers that explode in your face, skeletons shooting arrows of love at you, and zombies trying to steal your heart (literally). Red flags on dates? How about when your date turns out to be a disguised Enderman looking for a new block to add to their collection!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with quirky characters like a villager who thinks they’re a llama, a wandering trader who only trades in rotten flesh, and a witch who brews love potions that always backfire.

So come join us for a date night like no other, where the only thing you’ll be swiping right on is your trusty diamond sword. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlockyBossRequests

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Are you tired of your boss asking you to do ridiculous things like filing paperwork in alphabetical order or making coffee with your eyes closed? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and never worry about your boss’s crazy demands again. Here, you can build a giant statue of your boss out of diamonds and watch it get blown up by a creeper for your own personal satisfaction. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you turn your boss into a zombie pigman every time they try to boss you around. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to ridiculous boss requests forever!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21