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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 4991 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more. we got secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks, enchanted weapons that shoot fireworks, and a dragon that farts rainbows. yea, u heard me right. a dragon that farts rainbows. where else u gonna find dat, huh?
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server? yea, they wear tiny hats and monocles, it’s adorable and terrifying at the same time. u gotta join just to see dat madness.
so, what r u waiting for? come join da craziest, most epic minecraft server in da universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, den u might regret it. but who hates fun? not u, right? so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make ur grandkids say, “wow, grandma/grandpa was a freakin legend in minecraft.”