CopCraft Minecraft Server

Babysitting, cop call, COPcraft, Cops, doctor note, ex husband, false pretenses, lying.., mental abuse, Minecraft, overreacting, parenting, Safety, School, Server, step grand daughter, step kids, step sister, step-daughter, step-son, texts, verbal abuse, welfare check

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chaotic adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera.

On our server, you’ll encounter players with more drama than a reality TV show. From step-granddaughters babysitting to ex-wives fleeing from verbal abuse, there’s never a dull moment here. Who needs scripted events when you have real-life soap opera material happening right before your eyes?

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics more complicated than a redstone contraption. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you become embroiled in the never-ending saga of our players’ lives?

So come on down to our server and witness the madness firsthand. Just remember, drama llamas are welcome, but griefers will be banned faster than you can say “plot twist!”

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

GrannyCraft: No Bullying Zone

aunt, bully, bullying, Controlling, controlling behavior, DATING, empty nester, family conflict, family pressure, future kids, Grandma, GrannyCraft, Grief, Marriage, Nephews, nieces, Obsession, set up, single, weird, Widow, Zone

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape from your crazy family drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the pressure of finding a partner for your dad. We promise not to set him up with any virtual villagers or make him wear a virtual wedding ring. Our server is a safe space for all players, even if your grandma and aunt try to gatecrash and force you to find a virtual grandma for your future kids. Say no to virtual matchmaking and yes to building epic virtual creations with us! Join now and leave the drama behind!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CandleCraft SMP: Worldly Scents

CandleCraft, country aromas, country scented candles, country-specific scents, cultural aromas, cultural candles, diverse fragrances, exotic candle fragrances, exotic scents, global candle collection, global scents, international candles, international fragrances, national candles, scents, smp, travel candles, travel-inspired candles, unique candle scents, unique scents, world scents, world-inspired candles, worldly

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where each country is represented by its own scented candle! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the fragrant wonders of the world.

The United States candle smells like apple pie and freedom, with a hint of gunpowder for that extra kick. Russia’s candle is a mix of vodka and borscht, guaranteed to warm you up on those cold Siberian nights.

But wait, there’s more! France’s candle smells like freshly baked croissants and expensive perfume, while Australia’s candle is a unique blend of eucalyptus and kangaroo sweat (trust us, it’s better than it sounds).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the world in a whole new way. Who knew geopolitics could smell so good?

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Enchantments Applied:	269
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyLove – Build Your Relationship

anxiety, BUILD, Communication, Connection, CraftyLove, DATING, friendship, Introverts, love, Meeting, mental health, online dating, overcoming fears, partner, Personal experiences, redditors, relationship, relationships, social anxiety, social interactions, social phobia, Social Skills, support group

Are you tired of awkwardly trying to flirt with strangers in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join now and meet your soulmate while building pixelated castles together. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers to bond over? Join us and find love in the most unexpected of places.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Emeralds Found:	1202	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Divine Spears Created:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BoomCraft: Wanted in Norway

BOOMCRAFT, exploding pagers, Issues, lebanon, man, norway, wanted, wanted notice

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up pagers like in lebanon but with a twist! we have norway issuing wanted notices for players who can master the art of exploding pagers in the most epic ways possible. join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction as we create mayhem in the virtual world like never before. who knew exploding pagers could be so much fun? join now and see for yourself!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Animals Bred:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Muppet Armor Wars

armor, ARMS, battle, Characters, comedy, creativity, Entertainment, FANTASY, fictional, imagination, Legs, Muppet, muppets, puppet armor, puppet battle, puppet characters, puppet entertainment, puppet show, puppet war, Puppetry, War, Wars

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MUPPETS IN ARMOR FIGHTIN’ WARS! U CAN SEE KERMIT WITH A SWORD AND MISS PIGGY WITH A SHIELD, IT’S WILD! PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE TELETUBBIES LIVE AND THEY’LL GIVE U DIAMONDS IF U TELL THEM A JOKE! COME JOIN THE MADNESS, IT’S A PARTY IN HERE!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Carbon Log Legacy – Fight Climate Change

ancient log, ancient technology, buried wood, carbon, carbon capture, carbon dioxide removal, carbon drawdown, carbon retention, carbon sequestration, carbon sequestration methods, carbon storage, CHANGE, climate, climate action, climate change, climate solutions, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Fight, historical preservation, Legacy, log, long term storage, soil preservation, sustainable forestry, sustainable practices

lol join our epic minecraft server where we bury logs to fight climate change!! 🌳🌍

we have ancient logs that have been buried for thousands of years and still retain 95% of the carbon they drew from the air! 😱🔥

come join us and help save the planet, one buried log at a time! plus, who knows what kind of crazy ancient treasures you might find buried in our world?! 🤪⛏️

so come on, grab your shovel and get digging on our server! let’s show mother nature some love while having a blast in minecraft! 🌲💚🎮

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4476	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Alien Abductions:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

☕ Java Survival, Where Creepers Drink Coffee and Villagers are Overcaffeinated!

Address, admins, blocks, Cheating, coffee, commands, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, drink, HACKING, java, Language, Legitimate, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Overcaffeinated, Plugins, Politics, Protections, rules, Server, smp, Survival, Unique, villagers

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Java Survival SMP Server

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

We will always strive to…

Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity.
Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server rules

Rules
No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising



**FAQs:**

1. **Can I use mods on the server?**
   - Generally, we recommend playing without mods to maintain a fair and equal experience for all players. However, some mods may be allowed, but please check with an admin first.

2. **How do I report a player for breaking the rules?**
   - You can report a player by sending a private message to a moderator or admin on the server or contacting them through Discord.

3. **Are there any restrictions on building structures?**
   - While we allow creative freedom in building, we ask that players respect others' property and not build too close to someone else's structures without permission.

4. **Can I invite my friends to join the server?**
   - Absolutely! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join the community. Just make sure they follow the server rules too.

5. **Is PvP allowed on the server?**
   - Yes, PvP is allowed, but we request that players engage in fair and friendly combat. Harassment or excessive PvP may result in disciplinary action.

6. **How often is the server backed up?**
   - The server is regularly backed up to prevent data loss. However, we recommend you also back up your own builds and valuable items just to be safe.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9048	Gods Slained:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Screaming Anime Girl Minecraft Server

Anime, anime girl character, anime girl character game, anime girl game, anime girl Japanese, anime girl manga, anime girl screaming, anime girl screaming game, anime girl video game, anime video game, Character, girl, japanese, Manga, Minecraft, screaming, screaming anime character, screaming anime girl, screaming girl game, Server, THE GAME, video game

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have a special feature called “screaming anime girl: the game”! Join us for the chance to hear ear-piercing screams of anime girls every time you mine a diamond or slay a zombie. It’s like a virtual concert in your ears!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary “Twerking Enderman”, who will shake his pixelated booty for your entertainment. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by the Creeper DJ.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pair of noise-canceling headphones!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Bill’s Hype Minecraft SMP – Josh’s Pranksters

AFC East, Bill’s hype, bills, Buffalo, Buffalo Bills, championship hopes, Disappointment, fan reactions, football, hype, Josh Allen, Joshs, Minecraft, NFL, playoff destiny, PLAYOFFS, postseason pressure, pranksters, Quarterback, smp, sports, sports media, super bowl, team letdown, team performance, underestimation

Are you tired of being let down by your teammates in Minecraft? Join our SMP where we guarantee that you will never be disappointed by your fellow players! Just like Josh Allen in the playoffs, you will be surrounded by a team that will always have your back…even if they have to build a fortress around you to protect you from creepers. So come join us and experience the thrill of victory without the agony of defeat!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	408	Players Killed by Monsters:	8653

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MarryMe4MyDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

AMBITION, attraction, chemistry, communication skills, compatibility, Confidence, emotional connection, Empathy, Generosity, Honesty, intelligence, Kindness, long term potential, loyalty, MarryMe4MyDiamonds, Minecraft, Passion, Personality, Physical attraction, sense of humor, Shared values, smp, trustworthiness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?)

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. Yes, you read that right. Chickens dancing. And not just any chickens, but chickens wearing top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every player gets their own personal llama butler who will fetch them snacks and build them elaborate sandcastles on command. Who needs a spouse when you have a llama butler, are we right?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a creeper wearing a bowtie. Hey, stranger things have happened in Minecraft!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Void Gems Collected:	31	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

VotePurgeCraft

American politics, conservative agenda, Democracy, election interference, Electoral Process, general election, gop, partisan politics, political tactics, republican party, Republican strategy, republicans, VotePurgeCraft, voter disenfranchisement, voter fraud, voter purge, voter registration, voter rolls, voter suppression, voter suppression tactics, voting rights

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the only way to win is by purging voter rolls! That’s right, we’ve turned politics into a Minecraft mini-game where Republicans are the ultimate champions.

Join us as we race against the clock to delete as many voters as possible before the general election. But be careful, the Democrats are lurking around every corner trying to stop us. Will you be the hero that saves the election for the GOP, or will you be defeated by the evil forces of democracy?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the voter purging begin!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NukeCraft: Submarine Sunk!

accident, Asia, China, Chinese, Defense, defense capabilities, Incident, Maritime, Military, military power, naval forces, navy expansion, nuclear submarine, nukecraft, SECURITY, setback, Sinking, submarine, sunk, Technology, Underwater, Vessel, warship

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have a Chinese nuclear submarine that sinks every time you log in! It’s like a mini underwater adventure every time you play. Swim with the fishes and try to find the lost treasure before the submarine blows up again! Who needs navy expansion when you have us? Join now for a sinking good time!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	2045	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Synced Clocks, Delayed TVs

Accurate, advancement, Celebrated, celebration, Clocks, decades ago, delayed, Delays, Digital, Entertainment, Flipped, Modernization, new years, simultaneously, sports wins, synced, synchronization, Technology, television, Time, TV, tvs

come join our epic minecraft server where time is all wacky and wild just like those olden days when people couldn’t sync their clocks right! we got sports wins happening at the same time on TV but with digital delays! it’s like a time warp of chaos and confusion, but in a fun minecraft world! join us for a wild ride of wonky time and crazy celebrations! who needs accurate clocks when you can have a blast with us?!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BlockyRainbowPrideLand

BlockyRainbowPrideLand, cisgender, dementia, late-life depression, LGBTQ, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ health, LGBTQ identity, LGBTQ mental health, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ+ disparities, LGBTQ+ stigma, LGBTQ+ wellbeing, mental health, Straight.., stress, Stroke

come join dis crazy minecraft server where we protect our LGBTQ+ homies from late-life depression, dementia, and stroke! we got rainbow sheep, sparkly unicorns, and a secret potion that makes you immune to stress! we even have a rainbow rollercoaster that will make you forget all your worries! join us and let’s fight off those bad vibes together!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

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☕ Java Survival, Where Creepers Drink Coffee and Villagers are Overcaffeinated!

Java Survival SMP Server

Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

Server rules

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