CraftyMILFixer-3%

aita, Cats, CraftyMILFixer3, deck frame, diy projects, Dogs, downsizing, firepit, grout lines, home repair, House, house appraisal, labor cost, material cost, mother-in-law, paver projects, Pets, professional work, resale value, shoddy work, tiled shower, yard reseeding

Are you tired of living in a house that looks like a tornado of pets and DIY disasters hit it? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the chaos of real life!

Join us and experience a world where you can build and design to your heart’s content without worrying about chewed up stairs or shredded doors. Our virtual world is a paradise for those who appreciate quality craftsmanship and attention to detail.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also team up with other players to tackle epic quests and challenges. From repairing rotting deck frames to reseeding virtual yards, the possibilities are endless.

And the best part? You won’t have to deal with any mother-in-laws telling you that you’re being ridiculous for asking for fair compensation for your hard work. So come on over and let’s build a better world together – one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Reunion SMP: Where the only thing resetting is your sleep schedule! 1.21.X Vanilla fun

1.21.X, Anti Pay-to-Win, auction house, claim system, Community, Cosmetics, diamonds, Discord, Fun, Graves, market, Minecraft, pay to win, Player Economy, Ranks, Resetting, reunion, Schedule, Server, Sleep, smp, Spawn, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, voice chat, Webstore

Minecraft Server: ReunionSMP

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Origins: This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a Youtuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.

Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	369951	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Blocky Ink – Minecraft Server

base, blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, Official, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, Version 9.1.0, weapons, Wiki

Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our base is located on a floating island made entirely of ink! Dive into the colorful world of Splatoon and unleash your creativity like never before.

2. Our build analyzer tool will help you create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant squid-shaped castle? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

3. Drizzle Season is in full swing on our server, which means you’ll have the chance to participate in epic ink battles with other players. Can you claim victory and become the ultimate ink champion?

4. Our map schedules and seed checker will ensure that you never get lost in our vast world. Explore new territories, discover hidden treasures, and conquer the land with your ink-slinging skills.

5. Gear up with the coolest weapons and collectibles you’ve ever seen. From ink-spewing cannons to squid-shaped armor, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the most splat-tastic adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Locked In Minecraft SMP

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Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way out is to beat the Ender Dragon with a carrot? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas that will only open once you’ve completed the ultimate llama obstacle course!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that drop diamonds when you feed them TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes to anyone who can shear it without laughing.

So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server

401k, bills, Catholic, Communication, distant relatives, family, financial stress, financial struggles, Funeral, funeral attendance, funeral etiquette, Grief, house payments, large family, loan, Marriage, Minecraft, mourning, relationships, Server, Support, uncle, UncleBobsFuneral

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial stress in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments or electric bills. And the best part? No annoying relatives showing up uninvited!

Forget about driving 12 hours for a funeral – on our server, you can send virtual flowers and gifts to show your love and support. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any performative family gatherings, unless you count our epic in-game events!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to financial ruin and family drama. It’s time to relax, build, and have a blast with our awesome community of players. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with your wife’s distant uncle drama!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Love Letters Sent:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	130	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

UncleBlockerZ

blended families, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Values, generational differences, parental expectations, Parental Pressure, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, streaming culture, UncleBlockerZ

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to mend broken relationships and bring siblings back together in the most unexpected ways.

Imagine a world where your uncle tasks you with the mission of reuniting estranged siblings through the power of Minecraft. Will you be able to convince Sasha and Evan to stop ignoring their younger siblings and bring harmony back to the family? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon where you have to battle evil mobs to save the day!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just end up being the hero that brings a family back together, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Void Armor Forged:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SelfImprovementMC SMP

CHANGE, habits, mindset, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-improvement goals, self-transformation, SelfImprovementMC, smp, transformation

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a Minecraft pro? Join our SMP and transform yourself from a dirt-digging peasant to a diamond-wearing king! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wild creepers. So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure and change your Minecraft destiny, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary enchanted pickaxe of infinite durability!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DisprovenEduminecraft

Beliefs, critical thinking, curriculum, Debunked, disproved, DisprovenEduminecraft, education, Evolution, fact, History, knowledge, learning, Lifetime, Misconception, Misinformation, Myth, Outdated, progress, School, Science, Truth

Are you tired of boring old school facts that turn out to be total lies? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everything you thought you knew is turned upside down!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and mind-bending challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. From flying pigs to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get the chance to uncover the truth behind all those school facts that turned out to be total BS. Did you know that the Earth is actually shaped like a giant banana? Or that gravity is just a conspiracy created by the government to keep us all grounded?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Void Gems Collected:	24
Dimension Hops:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyCommiesWarDronez

#classified information, #covert operations, Aerial Reconnaissance, arms race, China, CraftyCommiesWarDronez, defense industry, Espionage, intel sources, international relations, military alliance, military capabilities, military cooperation, military technology, Project, russia, secret war drones, strategic partnership, Surveillance, technology transfer, unmanned aerial vehicles

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got secret war drones straight outta Russia chillin in China! Intel sources be sayin’ these drones be flyin’ around causin’ chaos and blowin’ stuff up! Join us if u wanna be part of da action and help control these insane war machines! Who needs regular ol’ Minecraft when u can be playin’ with war drones, amirite? Join now before Putin finds out and shuts us down!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Dragon Scales Harvested:	462	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Shroomy Mindcraft: No Atheist-Believers

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yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got psilocybin mushrooms growing like crazy in the virtual fields! you wanna boost your mind perception while building epic structures with your virtual friends? well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

we got a recent study that found out that taking these trippy mushrooms will make you see things in a whole new light, but don’t worry, you can still be an atheist if you want! we ain’t gonna force no beliefs on you, just come have a good time and expand your mind while crafting and mining like a boss!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even have a spiritual awakening while fighting off creepers and zombies. ain’t no other server like ours, so come on and join the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Wet and Dark Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into the wet and dark world of our server where it’s always hibernation season… for the players! That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be too busy cozying up in your virtual bed all day long. But don’t worry, we’ll wake you up for some epic virtual snowball fights and hot cocoa parties. Join now for the ultimate hibernation experience!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Battlefield Drag Minecraft SMP

#youtube, battlefield, challenge, commentary, DRAG, Entertainment, Fail, funny, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, internet, meme, Minecraft, reaction, Ridiculous, ridiculous video, smp, social media, UNBELIEVABLE, Video, viral

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AngryCraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting griefed by random players on other servers? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no griefing” policy because our admin is actually a wizard who will turn griefers into chickens with a flick of his wand. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for all players to use. So come join us and let out all your anger by slaying dragons and building giant statues of yourself in our world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyCompliments

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic adventure of your virtual life, where you’ll ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even have the chance to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat iz so lit, u’ll be blown away lik a creeper explosion? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server iz so wild, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten.

u wanna kno why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there waz a player who joined dis server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. but dat ain’t all, cuz when he tried to mine for more diamonds, he stumbled upon a secret underground city full of villagers who could talk and trade with him. it waz like a whole new world, man.

and dat ain’t even da craziest part. rumor haz it dat if u find da legendary golden apple hidden deep within da server, u will gain da power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. it’s like being a real-life ender dragon, except u won’t get slain by sum noob with a diamond sword.

so, wat r u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da madness for urself. who knoz, maybe u’ll be da next player to uncover da server’s deepest secrets and become a legend in da minecraft world. oh, and did i mention dat we have free cake at spawn? yeah, dat’s right. free cake. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ores Mined:	5178	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

KremlinCraft: No Peace Zone

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so, like, u know how russia is all like, “we don’t wanna be peaceful, we wanna be all tough and stuff”? well, on this server, u can be just like russia! join us and never have to worry about being forced into peace again! build your own kremlin and rule with an iron fist, just like putin (but without all the political drama, lol).

we have crazy events like “the great potato war” where u gotta fight off hordes of angry potatoes trying to take over your land. and don’t even get me started on the “zombie bear apocalypse” that happens every full moon. it’s like a mix of minecraft and a cheesy action movie, but way more fun.

plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone. join us and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when u can have chaos and fun instead?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5787	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.