Amber Gnat Attack Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo, bros and broettes! Ever wanted to explore a Minecraft server that’s older than your grandma’s dentures? Well, look no further, cuz we got you covered with our 40-million-year-old Baltic Amber server!

Join us and witness the first fossil record of predatory fungus gnats in Minecraft history! These little buggers are like tiny assassins, taking out unsuspecting mobs left and right. It’s like a nature documentary, but with pixelated bugs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so old, it’s practically a dinosaur in the Minecraft world. Who knows what ancient treasures and secrets you’ll uncover as you dig deeper into the virtual earth? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden civilization of blocky cavemen or discover a portal to a parallel universe where cows rule the land!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our prehistoric paradise today and start your epic adventure in the land of 40-million-year-old Baltic Amber! Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast…from the past!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Blocky Ink – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our base is located on a floating island made entirely of ink! Dive into the colorful world of Splatoon and unleash your creativity like never before.

2. Our build analyzer tool will help you create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant squid-shaped castle? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

3. Drizzle Season is in full swing on our server, which means you’ll have the chance to participate in epic ink battles with other players. Can you claim victory and become the ultimate ink champion?

4. Our map schedules and seed checker will ensure that you never get lost in our vast world. Explore new territories, discover hidden treasures, and conquer the land with your ink-slinging skills.

5. Gear up with the coolest weapons and collectibles you’ve ever seen. From ink-spewing cannons to squid-shaped armor, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the most splat-tastic adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Locked In Minecraft SMP

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Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way out is to beat the Ender Dragon with a carrot? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas that will only open once you’ve completed the ultimate llama obstacle course!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that drop diamonds when you feed them TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes to anyone who can shear it without laughing.

So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial stress in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments or electric bills. And the best part? No annoying relatives showing up uninvited!

Forget about driving 12 hours for a funeral – on our server, you can send virtual flowers and gifts to show your love and support. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any performative family gatherings, unless you count our epic in-game events!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to financial ruin and family drama. It’s time to relax, build, and have a blast with our awesome community of players. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with your wife’s distant uncle drama!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

UncleBlockerZ

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to mend broken relationships and bring siblings back together in the most unexpected ways.

Imagine a world where your uncle tasks you with the mission of reuniting estranged siblings through the power of Minecraft. Will you be able to convince Sasha and Evan to stop ignoring their younger siblings and bring harmony back to the family? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon where you have to battle evil mobs to save the day!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just end up being the hero that brings a family back together, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ores Mined:	1839

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SelfImprovementMC SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a Minecraft pro? Join our SMP and transform yourself from a dirt-digging peasant to a diamond-wearing king! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wild creepers. So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure and change your Minecraft destiny, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary enchanted pickaxe of infinite durability!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Magic Items Found:	3063	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DisprovenEduminecraft

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Are you tired of boring old school facts that turn out to be total lies? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everything you thought you knew is turned upside down!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and mind-bending challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. From flying pigs to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get the chance to uncover the truth behind all those school facts that turned out to be total BS. Did you know that the Earth is actually shaped like a giant banana? Or that gravity is just a conspiracy created by the government to keep us all grounded?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2287
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyCommiesWarDronez

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got secret war drones straight outta Russia chillin in China! Intel sources be sayin’ these drones be flyin’ around causin’ chaos and blowin’ stuff up! Join us if u wanna be part of da action and help control these insane war machines! Who needs regular ol’ Minecraft when u can be playin’ with war drones, amirite? Join now before Putin finds out and shuts us down!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Shroomy Mindcraft: No Atheist-Believers

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yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got psilocybin mushrooms growing like crazy in the virtual fields! you wanna boost your mind perception while building epic structures with your virtual friends? well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

we got a recent study that found out that taking these trippy mushrooms will make you see things in a whole new light, but don’t worry, you can still be an atheist if you want! we ain’t gonna force no beliefs on you, just come have a good time and expand your mind while crafting and mining like a boss!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even have a spiritual awakening while fighting off creepers and zombies. ain’t no other server like ours, so come on and join the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Wet and Dark Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into the wet and dark world of our server where it’s always hibernation season… for the players! That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be too busy cozying up in your virtual bed all day long. But don’t worry, we’ll wake you up for some epic virtual snowball fights and hot cocoa parties. Join now for the ultimate hibernation experience!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Battlefield Drag Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AngryCraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting griefed by random players on other servers? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no griefing” policy because our admin is actually a wizard who will turn griefers into chickens with a flick of his wand. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for all players to use. So come join us and let out all your anger by slaying dragons and building giant statues of yourself in our world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	2085	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Towns Built:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyCompliments

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic adventure of your virtual life, where you’ll ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even have the chance to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat iz so lit, u’ll be blown away lik a creeper explosion? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server iz so wild, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten.

u wanna kno why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there waz a player who joined dis server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. but dat ain’t all, cuz when he tried to mine for more diamonds, he stumbled upon a secret underground city full of villagers who could talk and trade with him. it waz like a whole new world, man.

and dat ain’t even da craziest part. rumor haz it dat if u find da legendary golden apple hidden deep within da server, u will gain da power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. it’s like being a real-life ender dragon, except u won’t get slain by sum noob with a diamond sword.

so, wat r u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da madness for urself. who knoz, maybe u’ll be da next player to uncover da server’s deepest secrets and become a legend in da minecraft world. oh, and did i mention dat we have free cake at spawn? yeah, dat’s right. free cake. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

KremlinCraft: No Peace Zone

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so, like, u know how russia is all like, “we don’t wanna be peaceful, we wanna be all tough and stuff”? well, on this server, u can be just like russia! join us and never have to worry about being forced into peace again! build your own kremlin and rule with an iron fist, just like putin (but without all the political drama, lol).

we have crazy events like “the great potato war” where u gotta fight off hordes of angry potatoes trying to take over your land. and don’t even get me started on the “zombie bear apocalypse” that happens every full moon. it’s like a mix of minecraft and a cheesy action movie, but way more fun.

plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone. join us and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when u can have chaos and fun instead?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Ad Blocker’s Paradise

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A MINECRAFT ROLLER COASTER! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT OR RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO EPIC, THEY ONCE BUILT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS JUST FOR FUN! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND CREEPERS WEARING TOP HATS! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, YOU’LL WONDER WHY YOU DIDN’T JOIN SOONER! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dimension Hops:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.