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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 9740 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 100 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. like, seriously, it’s a total trip, man.
we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons and zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox. you gotta see it to believe it, dude.
our villagers are all trained in the ancient art of interpretive dance. they put on shows that will blow your mind, man.
and don’t even get me started on our pet creepers. they’re like little green puppies that follow you around and explode with love.
so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us. i promise you won’t regret it, dude.
