IP: sakurape.ru
VK: @pesakura
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 142 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us for a crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun! Build giant statues of chickens, ride pigs into battle, and explore a world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. But be warned, the creepers here have a sense of humor and might just explode in a shower of confetti!
Our community is like no other, filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks and joke around. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re participating in epic build battles or trying to survive a zombie apocalypse led by a dancing skeleton king.
So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding sheep.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
We have epic quests where you have to find rare items hidden in the depths of the Nether, all while avoiding the wrath of the legendary Ender Dragon who has a crush on Ai Uehara.
But that’s not all! We have weekly dance parties at the village square where we all break out our best moves and show off our pixelated dance skills. And rumor has it, if you impress Ai Uehara with your sick dance moves, she might just bless you with some epic loot.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride full of laughs, adventures, and of course, Ai Uehara’s fat, juicy ass!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 38 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 156 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Forget therapy, join our server and let all your worries melt away as you explore our virtual world. Who needs communication skills when you can just chat with other players through the in-game chat? Plus, our pixelated therapist is always available to listen to your problems and offer advice (Disclaimer: our therapist is actually just a villager in a lab coat).
So why wait? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Who needs therapy notes when you have diamond swords and creepers to worry about?
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance the love and attention between two children, just like this mom struggles to do with Layla and Jacob. Will you be the favorite child, or will you have to fight for attention like Layla?
Immerse yourself in our server where you can bond with your virtual family members over sports, movies, and more, just like this dad does with Jacob. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get excluded from activities and conversations just like Layla!
But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for playing favorites or trying to make up for it by spending quality time with each child individually. Just make sure not to anger any parents by prioritizing one child over the other, unless you want to face the wrath of a Minecraft version of this dad!
So come join our server and experience the drama, the love, and the chaos of trying to balance family dynamics while building your virtual world. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 5193 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 |
| Crops Grown: | 4051 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8998 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6632 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 164 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you befriend these llamas, they will guide you to the rarest materials and help you build the most epic structures imaginable.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, a magical portal opens up in the sky and transports players to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s a wild and wacky adventure you won’t want to miss!
So come on down to our server and let us show you why our country is the best in the world, one block at a time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
But wait, there’s more! In 2024, Wang decided to move to China full-time because of US government persecution and anti-Asian attacks. So now, our server is the only place you can hang out with this genius scientist and learn all about nanotechnology while dodging government spies and evil villains.
Join now for a chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft SMP adventure ever! Goodbye to boring servers, hello to the wacky world of Zhong Lin Wang!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 251 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
On our server, you can create your own ice cream birthday treat tradition with just you and your virtual mom – no surprise guests allowed! And if anyone tries to intrude on your special time, you can just walk out like a boss and leave them to figure it out.
Don’t let anyone prioritize their feelings over yours – on our server, you are the star of the show! So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun? Join now and leave the stepkids behind!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join our server and leave the drama behind – no more overflowing sinks or yelling at games, just pure fun and adventure. Plus, our community is so awesome that you’ll never want to log off!
So come on, join us and say goodbye to the real world woes. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe? Let’s build together and leave the dirty dishes in the past – because on our server, the only mess you’ll find is a creeper explosion!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 54 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
We’ve got pager bombs that will blow your mind (literally) and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate PvP battles against Hezbollah fighters who are out for revenge (and maybe a little bit of loot).
So come on, don’t be a chicken like those Hezbollah fighters – join our server and show them who’s boss. Just watch out for those pager bombs, they’re no joke!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
