Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the drunken Thanksgiving disasters and passive-aggressive texts from your mom.

On our server, you can build a virtual world free from nagging and berating, where the only shots fired are from your bow and arrow. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to mining, crafting, and exploring with fellow players who won’t judge you for wanting a sober Thanksgiving.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Build your own paradise and let your creativity run wild, without any unwanted drunken BBQ invites. Trust us, this server is a lot more fun than dealing with your mom’s alcohol-fueled antics. Let’s craft away the drama together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Divine Spears Created: 25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5
Falling into the Void: 0 Alien Abductions: 2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Mythical Swords Crafted: 67

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Crafty Aussie Land Minecraft Server

    Crafty Aussie Land Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with wild Aussies who are always up for a good time. Need a kangaroo as a pet? Done. Want to ride a giant spider into battle? We got you covered.

    Join our server and experience the absolute madness of trying to survive in a world where everything is upside down (literally, we have a topsy-turvy dimension). Our players have been known to build entire cities out of Vegemite and have epic battles using nothing but boomerangs and didgeridoos.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with koalas who are secretly plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their adorable yet diabolical plan?

    So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the land of the A B S O L U T E state of aussies! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • 4 Years Old Minecraft SMP

    4 Years Old Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on those lame servers with outdated hardware? Join our Minecraft SMP where our server is over 4 years old and still kicking butt with only 8gb of RAM! It’s like the Benjamin Button of servers, getting better with age. Plus, for the low low price of $699, you can join in on the fun and experience the power of our ancient but mighty server. Who needs those fancy new AMD/Kiketel firehouses when you can have the OG server that defies all odds? Join now and witness the legend of the unstoppable Minecraft SMP server!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • BaggageBrawlCraft

    BaggageBrawlCraft
    Are you tired of losing your precious carry-ons to sneaky friends and family members? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we promise that no one will ever steal your virtual items! Join us and never worry about losing your loot again.

    Plus, we have a special feature where if someone tries to take your items, a giant virtual dragon will swoop in and protect your belongings. It’s like having a personal bodyguard for your pixelated possessions!

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you embark on epic quests and build magnificent virtual creations. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (and you won’t have to worry about anyone taking your stuff)!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 7

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • EnerGizerMC SMP

    EnerGizerMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the power of virtual energy crystals that will give you an instant boost whenever you need it! Our server is powered by a secret blend of Red Bull and unicorn tears, guaranteed to keep you hyped up and ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our SMP is home to a rare breed of zombie chickens that lay golden eggs filled with diamonds. So not only will you have endless energy, but you’ll also be rolling in riches in no time!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most electrifying Minecraft community out there!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Villages Defended: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Pet to Pupper

    Pet to Pupper
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pet paradise!

    Join us and watch as your pet’s name transforms from Fluffy to Fluffzilla, from Fido to Firebreather, and from Whiskers to Whiskertron 3000! Our server is so wild that your pets will undergo a complete transformation, becoming powerful beings that will help you conquer the Minecraft world.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pet Olympics, where your pets can compete in events like the 100-meter fetch, synchronized swimming, and extreme parkour. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bones and fish!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the epic evolution of your pets. Who knows, maybe one day your pet will become the ruler of the Minecraft universe!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Runes Activated: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 11

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • MileiCraft: UNhypocrisy

    MileiCraft: UNhypocrisy
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have ARGENTINA’S PRESIDENT MILEI as our honorary guest!!! he’s sick of the UN’s BS and he’s here to take down all the hypocrites with his diamond sword!!! watch as he builds a wall around spawn to keep out all the haters and trolls, while he gives epic speeches about freedom and justice!!! join now and be part of the revolution, because on this server, we don’t play by the rules – we make our own!!! #MinecraftRevolution #DownWithTheUN #FreeDiamondSwordsForAll

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • The Block Party Minecraft Server

    The Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the pixelated mountains. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to turn all the zombies into friendly villagers who do your bidding. Plus, you’ll get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden apples!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident llama, Larry. He’s a real party animal and loves to lead players on wacky adventures through the Nether. Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor because things can get pretty crazy around here!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Shower Everyday Other Than Rare Occasion Minecraft SMP

    Shower Everyday Other Than Rare Occasion Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where taking cold showers is not only encouraged, but mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the icy water will give you superhuman strength and agility in-game. Plus, it’s a great way to keep the creepers at bay – they hate the cold!

    But that’s not all – we also have a strict shower schedule that must be followed. Failure to shower at least once a week will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity. Trust us, you don’t want to end up there – the ghasts throw some killer parties, but they have terrible hygiene.

    So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure, where the showers are cold and the stakes are high. Who knows, you might just emerge from the depths of the mines a stronger, cleaner, and more shower-savvy player than ever before!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Sing4TheCash

    Sing4TheCash
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and you could win a whopping 1 million dollars just by singing a song perfectly! That’s right, just belt out those tunes and you could be rolling in cash!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, all your wildest Minecraft dreams will come true!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every full moon, the creepers on our server break out into a synchronized dance routine that is truly a sight to behold. You won’t want to miss it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft millionaire!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 21 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 25
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Fuel Fiasco: Navy Oops

    Fuel Fiasco: Navy Oops
    So, like, this server is like a total blast, dude. Picture this: the US Navy Oiler is cruising along, minding its own business, when BAM! It runs aground like a total noob. Now the Carrier Strike Group is all like, “Oh snap, we need fuel, like, NOW!” So they have to scramble and stuff to find fuel for their ships.

    But here’s the twist – on this server, YOU get to be the hero! You can, like, help the Carrier Strike Group find fuel by going on epic quests and battling crazy mobs. And, like, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground fuel depot or something.

    Plus, there’s, like, a totally rad community of players who are always down to team up and have a good time. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? It’s, like, the most epic adventure ever, dude. So come on and join the fun!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26 Vanishing Items Found: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • 15 Minute City Fun

    15 Minute City Fun
    come join our epic minecraft server where time is the only factor in future city planning! we have developed a tool to measure how close our cities are to being a 15-minute city, but watch out for the significant inequalities along the way!

    you never know what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world. build your own 15-minute city and rule over it with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whatever floats your boat).

    but be warned, the other players are not to be underestimated. they will stop at nothing to sabotage your city and steal all your precious resources.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and show everyone that you are the ultimate city planner in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Falling into the Void: 0
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • What is the IP for Maximilian Dood Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Maximilian Dood Minecraft Server?

    Maximilian Dood, known simply as Max, is a popular content creator and streamer in the gaming community. With a focus on fighting games, Max has gained a large following on platforms such as YouTube and Twitch for his entertaining gameplay, insightful commentary, and engaging personality. He is known for his boundless energy and passion for the gaming industry, making him a beloved figure among fans and fellow gamers alike.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Alien Abductions: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Shift Up’s Minecraft Server: Nier Automata Fun!

    Shift Up’s Minecraft Server: Nier Automata Fun!
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and repetitive quests? Well, look no further because our server is like the Nier Automata sequel of Minecraft servers! Developed by the legendary creators of Stellar Blade, this server will blow your mind with its epic adventures and mind-bending quests.

    Join us and experience a world like no other, where you can battle giant robots, explore futuristic cities, and uncover the mysteries of the universe. Who needs a Nier Automata sequel when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Potions Brewed: 140
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

    Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

    Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 36 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14 Divine Scrolls Written: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • HappyCraft SMP

    HappyCraft SMP
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds all alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your loot with? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where happiness comes in the form of pixelated riches and epic adventures!

    Join us on our server where the sun always shines, the creepers are friendly, and the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that). We have a thriving community of players who are always ready to team up for epic builds, crazy pranks, and intense PvP battles.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience happiness like never before!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Star Shards Collected: 269
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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