HackMyBodyMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Aussie Land Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with wild Aussies who are always up for a good time. Need a kangaroo as a pet? Done. Want to ride a giant spider into battle? We got you covered.

Join our server and experience the absolute madness of trying to survive in a world where everything is upside down (literally, we have a topsy-turvy dimension). Our players have been known to build entire cities out of Vegemite and have epic battles using nothing but boomerangs and didgeridoos.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with koalas who are secretly plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their adorable yet diabolical plan?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the land of the A B S O L U T E state of aussies! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

4 Years Old Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on those lame servers with outdated hardware? Join our Minecraft SMP where our server is over 4 years old and still kicking butt with only 8gb of RAM! It’s like the Benjamin Button of servers, getting better with age. Plus, for the low low price of $699, you can join in on the fun and experience the power of our ancient but mighty server. Who needs those fancy new AMD/Kiketel firehouses when you can have the OG server that defies all odds? Join now and witness the legend of the unstoppable Minecraft SMP server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BaggageBrawlCraft

Are you tired of losing your precious carry-ons to sneaky friends and family members? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we promise that no one will ever steal your virtual items! Join us and never worry about losing your loot again.

Plus, we have a special feature where if someone tries to take your items, a giant virtual dragon will swoop in and protect your belongings. It’s like having a personal bodyguard for your pixelated possessions!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you embark on epic quests and build magnificent virtual creations. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (and you won’t have to worry about anyone taking your stuff)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EnerGizerMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the power of virtual energy crystals that will give you an instant boost whenever you need it! Our server is powered by a secret blend of Red Bull and unicorn tears, guaranteed to keep you hyped up and ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our SMP is home to a rare breed of zombie chickens that lay golden eggs filled with diamonds. So not only will you have endless energy, but you’ll also be rolling in riches in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most electrifying Minecraft community out there!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pet to Pupper

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pet paradise!

Join us and watch as your pet’s name transforms from Fluffy to Fluffzilla, from Fido to Firebreather, and from Whiskers to Whiskertron 3000! Our server is so wild that your pets will undergo a complete transformation, becoming powerful beings that will help you conquer the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pet Olympics, where your pets can compete in events like the 100-meter fetch, synchronized swimming, and extreme parkour. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bones and fish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the epic evolution of your pets. Who knows, maybe one day your pet will become the ruler of the Minecraft universe!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Zombie Dances:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MileiCraft: UNhypocrisy

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have ARGENTINA’S PRESIDENT MILEI as our honorary guest!!! he’s sick of the UN’s BS and he’s here to take down all the hypocrites with his diamond sword!!! watch as he builds a wall around spawn to keep out all the haters and trolls, while he gives epic speeches about freedom and justice!!! join now and be part of the revolution, because on this server, we don’t play by the rules – we make our own!!! #MinecraftRevolution #DownWithTheUN #FreeDiamondSwordsForAll

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	347	Dragon Eggs Found:	705
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the pixelated mountains. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to turn all the zombies into friendly villagers who do your bidding. Plus, you’ll get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden apples!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident llama, Larry. He’s a real party animal and loves to lead players on wacky adventures through the Nether. Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor because things can get pretty crazy around here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Potions Brewed:	163	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Shower Everyday Other Than Rare Occasion Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where taking cold showers is not only encouraged, but mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the icy water will give you superhuman strength and agility in-game. Plus, it’s a great way to keep the creepers at bay – they hate the cold!

But that’s not all – we also have a strict shower schedule that must be followed. Failure to shower at least once a week will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity. Trust us, you don’t want to end up there – the ghasts throw some killer parties, but they have terrible hygiene.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure, where the showers are cold and the stakes are high. Who knows, you might just emerge from the depths of the mines a stronger, cleaner, and more shower-savvy player than ever before!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Sing4TheCash

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and you could win a whopping 1 million dollars just by singing a song perfectly! That’s right, just belt out those tunes and you could be rolling in cash!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, all your wildest Minecraft dreams will come true!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every full moon, the creepers on our server break out into a synchronized dance routine that is truly a sight to behold. You won’t want to miss it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft millionaire!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	492	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Fuel Fiasco: Navy Oops

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So, like, this server is like a total blast, dude. Picture this: the US Navy Oiler is cruising along, minding its own business, when BAM! It runs aground like a total noob. Now the Carrier Strike Group is all like, “Oh snap, we need fuel, like, NOW!” So they have to scramble and stuff to find fuel for their ships.

But here’s the twist – on this server, YOU get to be the hero! You can, like, help the Carrier Strike Group find fuel by going on epic quests and battling crazy mobs. And, like, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground fuel depot or something.

Plus, there’s, like, a totally rad community of players who are always down to team up and have a good time. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? It’s, like, the most epic adventure ever, dude. So come on and join the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8857	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

15 Minute City Fun

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come join our epic minecraft server where time is the only factor in future city planning! we have developed a tool to measure how close our cities are to being a 15-minute city, but watch out for the significant inequalities along the way!

you never know what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world. build your own 15-minute city and rule over it with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whatever floats your boat).

but be warned, the other players are not to be underestimated. they will stop at nothing to sabotage your city and steal all your precious resources.

so what are you waiting for? join now and show everyone that you are the ultimate city planner in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

What is the IP for Maximilian Dood Minecraft Server?

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Maximilian Dood, known simply as Max, is a popular content creator and streamer in the gaming community. With a focus on fighting games, Max has gained a large following on platforms such as YouTube and Twitch for his entertaining gameplay, insightful commentary, and engaging personality. He is known for his boundless energy and passion for the gaming industry, making him a beloved figure among fans and fellow gamers alike.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Shift Up’s Minecraft Server: Nier Automata Fun!

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and repetitive quests? Well, look no further because our server is like the Nier Automata sequel of Minecraft servers! Developed by the legendary creators of Stellar Blade, this server will blow your mind with its epic adventures and mind-bending quests.

Join us and experience a world like no other, where you can battle giant robots, explore futuristic cities, and uncover the mysteries of the universe. Who needs a Nier Automata sequel when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Farms Harvested:	689

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Enchantments Applied:	285

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

HappyCraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds all alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your loot with? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where happiness comes in the form of pixelated riches and epic adventures!

Join us on our server where the sun always shines, the creepers are friendly, and the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that). We have a thriving community of players who are always ready to team up for epic builds, crazy pranks, and intense PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience happiness like never before!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchantments Applied:	250	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3