Are you tired of getting roped into drama by those pesky butthurt belters? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no butthurt belter policy! Join us and say goodbye to the drama and hello to endless fun and adventure.

But wait, there’s more! Legend has it that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can mine diamonds with unicorns, build castles with talking animals, and battle evil mobs with your trusty pet dragon. Who needs reality when you have our crazy Minecraft world to escape to?

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the butthurt belters behind. Your soul will thank you for it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 153 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Crops Grown: 6670 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 47
Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Crafty Aussie Land Minecraft Server

    Crafty Aussie Land Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with wild Aussies who are always up for a good time. Need a kangaroo as a pet? Done. Want to ride a giant spider into battle? We got you covered.

    Join our server and experience the absolute madness of trying to survive in a world where everything is upside down (literally, we have a topsy-turvy dimension). Our players have been known to build entire cities out of Vegemite and have epic battles using nothing but boomerangs and didgeridoos.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with koalas who are secretly plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their adorable yet diabolical plan?

    So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the land of the A B S O L U T E state of aussies! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Farms Harvested: 855 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 199 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • 4 Years Old Minecraft SMP

    4 Years Old Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on those lame servers with outdated hardware? Join our Minecraft SMP where our server is over 4 years old and still kicking butt with only 8gb of RAM! It’s like the Benjamin Button of servers, getting better with age. Plus, for the low low price of $699, you can join in on the fun and experience the power of our ancient but mighty server. Who needs those fancy new AMD/Kiketel firehouses when you can have the OG server that defies all odds? Join now and witness the legend of the unstoppable Minecraft SMP server!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • BaggageBrawlCraft

    BaggageBrawlCraft
    Are you tired of losing your precious carry-ons to sneaky friends and family members? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we promise that no one will ever steal your virtual items! Join us and never worry about losing your loot again.

    Plus, we have a special feature where if someone tries to take your items, a giant virtual dragon will swoop in and protect your belongings. It’s like having a personal bodyguard for your pixelated possessions!

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you embark on epic quests and build magnificent virtual creations. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (and you won’t have to worry about anyone taking your stuff)!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 33 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • EnerGizerMC SMP

    EnerGizerMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the power of virtual energy crystals that will give you an instant boost whenever you need it! Our server is powered by a secret blend of Red Bull and unicorn tears, guaranteed to keep you hyped up and ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our SMP is home to a rare breed of zombie chickens that lay golden eggs filled with diamonds. So not only will you have endless energy, but you’ll also be rolling in riches in no time!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most electrifying Minecraft community out there!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Buildings Constructed: 31
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Pet to Pupper

    Pet to Pupper
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pet paradise!

    Join us and watch as your pet’s name transforms from Fluffy to Fluffzilla, from Fido to Firebreather, and from Whiskers to Whiskertron 3000! Our server is so wild that your pets will undergo a complete transformation, becoming powerful beings that will help you conquer the Minecraft world.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pet Olympics, where your pets can compete in events like the 100-meter fetch, synchronized swimming, and extreme parkour. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bones and fish!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the epic evolution of your pets. Who knows, maybe one day your pet will become the ruler of the Minecraft universe!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 412 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Animals Bred: 25
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • MileiCraft: UNhypocrisy

    MileiCraft: UNhypocrisy
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have ARGENTINA’S PRESIDENT MILEI as our honorary guest!!! he’s sick of the UN’s BS and he’s here to take down all the hypocrites with his diamond sword!!! watch as he builds a wall around spawn to keep out all the haters and trolls, while he gives epic speeches about freedom and justice!!! join now and be part of the revolution, because on this server, we don’t play by the rules – we make our own!!! #MinecraftRevolution #DownWithTheUN #FreeDiamondSwordsForAll

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • The Block Party Minecraft Server

    The Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the pixelated mountains. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to turn all the zombies into friendly villagers who do your bidding. Plus, you’ll get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden apples!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident llama, Larry. He’s a real party animal and loves to lead players on wacky adventures through the Nether. Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor because things can get pretty crazy around here!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Buildings Constructed: 28
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Shower Everyday Other Than Rare Occasion Minecraft SMP

    Shower Everyday Other Than Rare Occasion Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where taking cold showers is not only encouraged, but mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the icy water will give you superhuman strength and agility in-game. Plus, it’s a great way to keep the creepers at bay – they hate the cold!

    But that’s not all – we also have a strict shower schedule that must be followed. Failure to shower at least once a week will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity. Trust us, you don’t want to end up there – the ghasts throw some killer parties, but they have terrible hygiene.

    So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure, where the showers are cold and the stakes are high. Who knows, you might just emerge from the depths of the mines a stronger, cleaner, and more shower-savvy player than ever before!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 107
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Sing4TheCash

    Sing4TheCash
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and you could win a whopping 1 million dollars just by singing a song perfectly! That’s right, just belt out those tunes and you could be rolling in cash!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, all your wildest Minecraft dreams will come true!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every full moon, the creepers on our server break out into a synchronized dance routine that is truly a sight to behold. You won’t want to miss it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft millionaire!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Ores Mined: 7275 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Fuel Fiasco: Navy Oops

    Fuel Fiasco: Navy Oops
    So, like, this server is like a total blast, dude. Picture this: the US Navy Oiler is cruising along, minding its own business, when BAM! It runs aground like a total noob. Now the Carrier Strike Group is all like, “Oh snap, we need fuel, like, NOW!” So they have to scramble and stuff to find fuel for their ships.

    But here’s the twist – on this server, YOU get to be the hero! You can, like, help the Carrier Strike Group find fuel by going on epic quests and battling crazy mobs. And, like, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground fuel depot or something.

    Plus, there’s, like, a totally rad community of players who are always down to team up and have a good time. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? It’s, like, the most epic adventure ever, dude. So come on and join the fun!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Animals Bred: 15

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • 15 Minute City Fun

    15 Minute City Fun
    come join our epic minecraft server where time is the only factor in future city planning! we have developed a tool to measure how close our cities are to being a 15-minute city, but watch out for the significant inequalities along the way!

    you never know what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world. build your own 15-minute city and rule over it with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whatever floats your boat).

    but be warned, the other players are not to be underestimated. they will stop at nothing to sabotage your city and steal all your precious resources.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and show everyone that you are the ultimate city planner in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • What is the IP for Maximilian Dood Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Maximilian Dood Minecraft Server?

    Maximilian Dood, known simply as Max, is a popular content creator and streamer in the gaming community. With a focus on fighting games, Max has gained a large following on platforms such as YouTube and Twitch for his entertaining gameplay, insightful commentary, and engaging personality. He is known for his boundless energy and passion for the gaming industry, making him a beloved figure among fans and fellow gamers alike.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Shift Up’s Minecraft Server: Nier Automata Fun!

    Shift Up’s Minecraft Server: Nier Automata Fun!
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and repetitive quests? Well, look no further because our server is like the Nier Automata sequel of Minecraft servers! Developed by the legendary creators of Stellar Blade, this server will blow your mind with its epic adventures and mind-bending quests.

    Join us and experience a world like no other, where you can battle giant robots, explore futuristic cities, and uncover the mysteries of the universe. Who needs a Nier Automata sequel when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    Potions Brewed: 107 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 21

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

    Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

    Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 238
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • HappyCraft SMP

    HappyCraft SMP
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds all alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your loot with? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where happiness comes in the form of pixelated riches and epic adventures!

    Join us on our server where the sun always shines, the creepers are friendly, and the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that). We have a thriving community of players who are always ready to team up for epic builds, crazy pranks, and intense PvP battles.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience happiness like never before!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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