No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nice things are just a distant dream. If you’re tired of the same old boring servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magic Items Found:	7521
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Towns Built:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BlockyBrainiacs Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right – our server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never want to leave!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls. These llamas are no joke – they’ve trained with Chuck Norris himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dimension Hops:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Imagine Being The Guy That Banged Rhea When She Was A Teen Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be the legendary player who supposedly banged Rhea when she was a teen! That’s right, join us for a chance to live out this wild fantasy and become the envy of all your friends. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous stories like this to tell? So come on, join our server and make history in the most ridiculous way possible!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

LifeRuinerMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to turn your world upside down (literally, we have a gravity mod)!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or if you’re ready to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede or trading with a villager who speaks only in memes. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

FutureCraft: Where Did My Diamonds Go?

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Picture this: you wake up in the year 2100 and instead of being greeted by flying cars and robot butlers, you’re surrounded by a group of confused scientists staring at you like you’re some kind of ancient relic. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, this kind of wacky time-travel shenanigans happen all the time!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure through time and space as you navigate through different eras and dimensions, all while trying to figure out how the heck you ended up in the future in the first place. Will you uncover a secret government experiment gone wrong? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a rift in the space-time continuum caused by a group of mischievous Endermen.

So if you’re ready to unravel the mysteries of time travel and have a ton of laughs along the way, then come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the next Einstein of the Minecraft world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9136	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BidenCraft Server: First Time in Africa!

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Yo, yo, yo! Guess what? Our Minecraft server is so lit that even Biden himself is gonna visit Africa for the first time as president just to check it out! He promised he would come cuz our server is THAT epic! Join us and you might even get to mine diamonds with Biden himself, imagine that! Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, come join the fun and let’s make some crazy memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PainCraft: Men vs. Women

biology, gender differences, gender disparities, gender gap, Gender Roles, gender studies, health, Healthcare, Medical research, Men, Pain, pain management, pain perception, pain relief, Pain sensitivity, pain tolerance, pain treatment., PainCraft, physiology, sex differences, Women

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the pain in this server is like, SO different for men and women. Like, when a dude gets hit, he turns into a rainbow unicorn with laser eyes and shoots glitter everywhere. But when a chick gets hit, she turns into a giant marshmallow and bounces around like a fluffy ball of doom. It’s like, totally wild, man. You gotta join this server for the craziest pain experience ever. Plus, there’s like, a secret treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted tacos at the end of a rainbow bridge. It’s like, the ultimate quest, bro. So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Magic Items Found:	4276
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

⭐RedLine⭐ Griff⚔️ Voice-Chat ✅ Minecraft server events

127 лвл, Anarchy, anti cheat, Anti X-ray, Auction, Balanced donation, Buyer, Clans, Discord, Donations, Economy, Events, Grief, griff, Hardcore, Large Online, minecraft server, Mystical meteorites, new enchantments, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, Pirate, Plasmo Voice, Prison, Private, privates that explode, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raid notifications, redline, RPG, Russian, Survival, Telegram, unique armor, unique quests, Unique Runes, unique weapons, voice chat, Website, Weddings, Without Launcher

★ Raid notifications in (Telegram)

★ Voice chat “Plasmo Voice”

★ Unique Runes

★ Unique armor and weapons

★ New enchantments

★ Unique quests

★ Mystical meteorites

★ There are privates that explode

★ Buyer, Auction

★ Good anti-cheat, anti X-ray

★ Balanced donation

Website – https://redline.easydonate.ru

Discord – https://discord.gg/tuFa8B4T8b

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Dawntrail Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Doman Enclave, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Garo, Goblet, Gold Saucer, haruhi, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Server, Shadowbringers, Shared FATE grinding, Spooky Club, Strawberry Marshmallow, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, warm bodies, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

Are you tired of your dog always being inside? Well, on our Minecraft server, your furry friend can roam free and join you on all your adventures! Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club featuring Haruhi and Strawberry Marshmallow OVAs, or the Tokusatsu Watch Party where we watch GARO episodes 1-5. And don’t miss out on our Mahjong Open Tournament at the Gold Saucer or the Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party! So come on down to our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your dog’s bladder)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty Padres SMP Dodgers Game Thread

anticipation, athletes, baseball, Battle of the beaneaters, California, Competition, Crafty, Defeat, dodgers, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Game, GAMETHREAD, Los Angeles, MLB, PADRES, Rivalry, San Diego, showdown, smp, sports, Thread, Victory

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you ready to join the Battle of the Beaneaters? In this server, players must survive for 30 minutes by only eating beans! That’s right, no steak or pork chops here, just good ol’ beans to keep you going.

But that’s not all – there are crazy challenges and obstacles to overcome in order to be crowned the ultimate Beaneater champion. From navigating through a maze filled with explosive creepers to battling it out in a PvP arena where the ground is made of slippery ice, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

And if you think you have what it takes to be the last Beaneater standing, then join us now and prove your worth! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret bean treasure hidden deep within the server, rumored to grant the finder unlimited beans for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in the Battle of the Beaneaters and let the bean-filled madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ParentlessCraft Minecraft Server

advice, advice overload, annoyance, Boundaries, Church, Communication, family dynamics, Frustration, Homesick, INDEPENDENCE, living alone, Minecraft, Mormon, moving out, ParentlessCraft, parents, personal space, privacy, reaching out, Server, solitude, Support

Are your parents constantly blowing up your phone like a creeper in Minecraft? Do they keep trying to give you tips and pointers on how to live your life, like a villager trying to trade with you? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own empire without any interference from annoying parents!

On our server, you can live independently in your own virtual apartment, free from the constant nagging of your parents. No more texts telling you to go to church or asking if you’re homesick – you can finally have the peace and quiet you deserve.

So come join us and build your dream world, where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, if your parents try to join the server, just build a giant wall around their house to keep them out – problem solved! So what are you waiting for? Escape the real world and join our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	187	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NannyNabber’s No Weekday MIL Mayhem

Baby Care, Boundaries, child safety, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, difficult conversations, emotional labor, family dynamics, grandmother, Grandparents, in-law relationships, maternal instincts, MAYHEM, MIL, NANNY, Nanny duties, NannyNabbers, parenting, power struggle, Safety, weekday, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for MIL vs Nanny showdowns that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: your MIL and nanny going head-to-head in a battle of wits and wills, all while trying to take care of your virtual baby Minecraft-style. Will the nanny build a fortress to protect the baby from the MIL’s clumsy antics? Will the MIL try to feed the baby virtual cake against the nanny’s wishes? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic power struggles, safety concerns, and tears (virtual, of course) as you navigate the treacherous waters of family dynamics in Minecraft form. Will you side with the nanny and her focus on safety, or will you join forces with the MIL and her unconventional childcare methods?

Join our server now for a wild ride that will have you questioning your own family dynamics and laughing out loud at the absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Enchantments Applied:	57	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ManCraft: Digging, Building, and Exploring!

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a secret potion that turns your character into a buff, mustache-sporting hunk every time you defeat a creeper. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers trying to mess with your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of our lava parkour course – if you can survive the fiery obstacles, that is. So come on over and experience the manliest Minecraft server around!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty Evolution: The Future You

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hey u! ya u! do u want to become the ultimate minecraft master? then join our server cuz we got all the craziest challenges and adventures waiting for u!

picture this: u start off in a world where everything is upside down and u have to mine ur way to the top to escape! but watch out for the flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes!

once u make it to the top, u will be greeted by a giant talking potato who will give u the secret code to unlock the hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples!

but that’s not all! we also have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano and a maze where u have to dodge killer bunnies with chainsaws!

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft master! oh, and did we mention there’s free cake for everyone who joins? yum!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Love & Blocks: The Misadventures

blocks, entertainment industry, entertainment media, false beliefs, love, love myths, media impact, Media influence, Media portrayal, Misadventures, Misinformation, misinformation in media, movies, relationship misconceptions, relationship models, romance, romantic ideals, romanticized notions, scientific facts, tv shows, unhealthy love stories, unhealthy relationships

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where love and romance be crazier than a pig riding a chicken! We got love potions that actually work, so you can make any player fall head over heels for you in a snap! Forget all that misinformation from TV shows and movies, we got the REAL deal here!

Our players be building relationships faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” We got couples building pixelated houses together, going on virtual dates to the Nether, and even getting married in-game! Who needs Tinder when you got our server, amirite?

So if you want a love life more exciting than a diamond sword fight, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your pixelated soulmate and live happily ever after in our virtual world! Love is in the air, and it smells like burning zombie flesh!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magic Items Found:	5866	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Void Gems Collected:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Rest in Blocks Minecraft Server

blocks, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, existential crisis, family, Financial Stability, life choices, Loneliness, Long-term goals, mental health, Mental well-being, Minecraft, personal fulfillment, purpose, relationships, REST, self reflection, self worth, Server, social norms, social support, societal expectations, societal pressure, work-life balance

Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Do you want to escape the soul-crushing reality of adulting? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and leave behind the woes of bills, responsibilities, and relationships.

On our server, you can build a virtual paradise where you can live out your wildest fantasies. Want to create a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Absolutely doable! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

Forget about taxes and work deadlines, on our server, the only thing you’ll be working on is crafting the perfect castle or exploring the depths of the Nether. Who needs a wife and kids when you have a community of fellow gamers to laugh and play with?

So come join us and escape the drudgery of adult life. Who knows, you might even find your true calling as a master builder or adventurer in the world of Minecraft. Let’s block and roll, baby!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.