No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Mines Excavated:	2087	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nice things are just a distant dream. If you’re tired of the same old boring servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!

Epic Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, body image, Confidence, discomfort, Doctor, EMBARRASSMENT, Epic, gyno, hate my life, Health Insurance, Insecurity, insurance company, medical procedure, mental health, physical appearance, Quests, Recovery, self esteem, self-conscious, Shirts, Stares, steroid, surgery

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Farms Harvested:	381
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	227
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where gyno is a thing! No need to worry about insurance or surgery, just build and explore in our virtual world! Let your creativity shine without any judgment or stares from others. Say goodbye to self-consciousness and hello to endless fun! Don’t let gyno ruin your life, join us and game on!

WaterBottleWars

Behavior, Boundaries, Camera, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, Fence, Kids, neighbors, Nuisance, outside, parents, privacy, recording, STARING, swing set, Throwing, Trash, Water Bottle, WaterBottleWars, wrappers, YARD

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	946330	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from nosy neighbors and their pesky kids! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors peeking over the fence. Our server offers a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who just want to enjoy the game in peace.

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to throw virtual water bottles at annoying kids who invade your virtual space. Take that, nosy neighbors!

Join us now and experience the thrill of standing up to those who try to ruin your Minecraft experience. Plus, who knows what other outrageous stories and adventures await you on our server. See you there!

BoomerCraft SMP

10. Financial stability, 11. Health insurance benefits, 12. Senior discounts, 13. Family gatherings, 14. Time for relaxation, 15. Pursuing passions, 16. Enjoying nature, 17. Making memories, 18. Inner peace, 19. Embracing change, 2. Wisdom comes with age, 20. Living in the moment., 3. Life experience, 4. Appreciating the little things, 5. Self-confidence, 6. Retirement benefits, 7. Grandchildren, 8. Travel opportunities, 9. Time for hobbies, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, smp

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Join our totally rad Minecraft server bro! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, more creepers than a haunted house, and more drama than a soap opera marathon!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon named Steve. And that player? Albert Einstein.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a secret society of talking cows, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, diamonds are forever but obsidian is for life, bro. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Gr8ful4Minecraft

Achievements, appreciation, Blessings, experiences, family, Friends, Gr8ful4Minecraft, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, lessons learned, Life moments, love, Memories, opportunities, personal development, positive mindset, success, Support, thankful

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Votes:	5757
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking llama who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on a floating island made entirely of cheese? That’s right, CHEESE.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a unicorn riding a giant spider. The possibilities are endless!

Bake Nise Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, anime recommendations, Anime Series, Arcs, Bake, Bat, binge-worthy, Character development, Craft, dark themes, FANTASY, favorite characters, important role, japanese animation, must watch, Mystery, nise, screen time, storytelling, Supernatural, Underrated

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Potions Brewed:	161
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Emeralds Found:	7195
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Bro, forget about that anime crap, join our Minecraft server instead!

We got bats flying around like crazy, not just in one arc, but all over the place!

You want bat action? We got bat action!

Join now and experience the bat-tastic world of our Minecraft server!

DaydreamDisaster – Minecraft SMP

anxiety, catastrophe, dark daydream, daydream, DaydreamDisaster, Disaster, DREAD, dreadful dream, FANTASY, fear, fearful fantasy, Horror, Minecraft, Nightmare, nightmare come true, nightmare scenario, nightmare turned nightmare, nightmare turned reality, smp, terrifying thought, Wishful thinking, Worst Case Scenario

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5025
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn land where you can ride pigs into battle and fight off evil llamas with diamond swords! But wait, there’s more – the admins are actually aliens from Mars who communicate through interpretive dance and the currency is not diamonds, but actual pieces of cheese! 🧀🚀

I heard a rumor that if you join this SMP, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the villagers breakdance to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And get this, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who give you quests to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny! 🐄🥕

But beware, there’s a group of rogue chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant chicken coop. They’re led by a deranged chicken named Cluck Norris who can karate chop you with his wings! 🐔💥

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your house)! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me bros! 🤪🎉

CraftyNostalgia

2010s, Celebrities, CraftyNostalgia, Events, experiences, fashion, FRIENDSHIPS, good times, Memories, Milestones, movies, Music, Nostalgia, pop culture, Reminiscing, social media, Technology, Throwback, trends, tv shows, viral videos

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Potions Brewed:	98	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Remember the good ol’ days of the 2010s when Minecraft was all the rage? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-clad llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself (yes, he’s alive and kicking in our server)!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft: the elusive rainbow obsidian. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods (spoiler alert: one of those wishes is unlimited diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

SpaceXBillionaireCraft

billionaire, billionaire investigation, billionaire ownership, billionaire ownership stakes, billionaire sanctions, billionaire stakes, billionaire US sanctions, Daghestani, investigation, ownership, ownership stakes, sanctioned, sanctions, spacex, SpaceX investigation, SpaceX ownership, SpaceXBillionaireCraft, STAKES, US, US billionaire, US sanctions

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	7603	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Dimension Hops:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have daghestani billionaires owning stakes in spacex even tho they bein sanctioned by the US lmao. we got rockets flyin everywhere and diamonds rainin from the sky. u can build ur own space station and mine for space diamonds. join now for a out of this world experience!

GuildStone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Economy SMP Story Friends Connections Non-competitive Adventure Community Building Exploration PvP Roleplay Creativity Quests Minigames Farming Crafting Redstone Socializing

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2019
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

We are a story-driven, economy based SMP Minecraft server that focuses on a foundation of non-competitive and fun gameplay to hang out with or make new friends and connections.

play.guildstone.org

Whispering Streamers 1.21.1

#youtube, 1.21.1, 930835177, Company, content creators, Drama, Entertainment, Gaming Community, gossip, influencers, internet personalities, Live streaming, News, online gaming, OTK, Rumors, social media, Streamers, streaming, twitch, twitch streamers, video games, whispering

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1468
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ores Mined:	3259
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Imagine a world where pigs fly, zombies breakdance, and creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals.

But wait, there’s more! This server has more mods and plugins than a squirrel has nuts. You want crazy adventures? We got ’em. You want epic battles? We got those too. You want to build a giant statue of Nicolas Cage? Well, why the heck not, we’re all about that here.

So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weirder than a three-headed chicken wearing a tutu. You won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to awesomeness.

ChildhoodFriendGoneMIA

BETRAYAL, changing interests, childhood friend, ChildhoodFriendGoneMIA, communication breakdown, Conflict, drifting apart, Emotional distance, friendship, growing apart, hurt feelings, Jealousy, lack of effort, long-term grudge, lost connection, misunderstanding, Moving away, stopped talking, toxic relationship, trust issues, unresolved issues

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	500206	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of your childhood friend stealing all your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never worry about your precious loot being swiped by your former BFF ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for some spooky thrills and a drama-free gaming experience, come join us today!

CraftyOilFears

Climb, commodities, CraftyOilFears, CRUDE OIL, Demand, Economy, Energy Markets, FEARS, geopolitical tensions, global trade, inflation, market volatility, Oil prices, OPEC, production, sanctions, stock market, supply disruption, trade war, uncertainty, US tariffs

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Villages Defended:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

LOL GET ON DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT LIKE A CREEPER ON FIRE! JOIN US AND U WILL NEVER RUN OUT OF DIAMONDS, CUZ WE GOT A SECRET MINE THAT SPAWNS THEM LIKE CRAZY! ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS GIVE MILKSHAKES INSTEAD OF MILK!

PLUS, OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A TOTAL PARTY ANIMAL WHO LOVES TO DANCE TO DISCO MUSIC! AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET ZOMBIE THAT WILL DO YOUR BIDDING (AS LONG AS IT INVOLVES BRAINS)!

SO WHY WAIT? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! OIL PRICES CLIMB AFTER US TARIFFS? WHO CARES WHEN U CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN!

Mobcraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8451
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Falling into the Void:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13
New Chunks Explored:	70889	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you ready for a fantastic Minecraft adventure? Mobcraft has been thriving since version 1.11, and we’re now excited to announce that we’ve upgraded to version 1.21.4! We have lots of content for you to explore! From custom hats and weapons to custom terrain — we have it all!

We at Mobcraft pride ourselves on maintaining a friendly and welcoming environment. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, you’ll find our community supportive and fun!

Join us now at: survival.mobcraft.org Discord server for all the latest news! https://dsc.gg/mobcraft

survival.mobcraft.org

Eternal Nexus: The German Face 1.20.5

1.20.5, en, ETERNAL, face, German, long tail tags, Nexus, the face

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Crops Grown:	4616	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the face of the server is a German? I know, right? Like, who wouldn’t wanna join a server run by a German? They probably have schnitzels and bratwurst for everyone to eat while they play. It’s like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers and zombies instead of drunk people.

And get this, they have the most lit builds you’ve ever seen. Like, we’re talking about castles that make Hogwarts look like a shack. And the best part is, they have a secret underground lair where they keep all the rarest items and treasures. It’s like a Minecraft version of Aladdin’s cave, but with less singing and more mining.

But wait, there’s more! They have the friendliest community ever. Like, seriously, everyone is always down to help you out and trade resources. It’s like a virtual neighborhood watch, but instead of watching out for burglars, they’re watching out for creepers trying to blow up your house.

So, come join this epic Minecraft server run by a German and experience the wildest adventures and the dankest memes. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Ex’s Crash Pad Minecraft Server

aggressive behavior, Breakup, Communication, crash, electric scooter, emergency room, emotional obligation, ex boyfriend, Exs, financial support, hit by car, Hospital, injury, Lies, Minecraft, Monster, moving out, PAD, relationship, Selfishness, Server, Support, Transportation, work

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4371	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	135
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring the drama and excitement you crave? Well, look no further because our server is like living in a real-life soap opera!

Join our server and experience the thrill of living with your ex-boyfriend who moved across the country for you, only to dump you on Christmas Eve! Watch as he uses your electric scooter, gets into a scooter accident, and then demands you drop everything to take care of him at the hospital.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between you and your ex as he accuses you of being selfish for not dropping your important work to cater to his every need. Who needs Netflix when you have our server drama unfolding in real-time?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wild ride of living with your ex-boyfriend who expects you to be his personal nurse, chauffeur, and emotional support all in one! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!