HRnightmare Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server

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Are pacifiers sexy or cute? Who cares when you can join our Minecraft server and build a giant pacifier castle! We have a special plugin that turns all mobs into adorable babies sucking on pacifiers. Join us for the ultimate pacifier-themed adventure, where you can battle zombie babies and ride on pacifier-shaped horses. Don’t miss out on the paci-tastic fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Minecraft SMP: Niji EN – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

AiaAmare, AsterArcadia, ClaudeClawmark, D_Dropscythe, Denauth, discordfags, enna alouette, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, ike eveland, iluna, KlaraCharmwood, KotokaTorahime, KRISIS, lazulight, luca kaneshiro, Luxiem, MariaMari0nette, MelocoKyoran, millie parfait, Minecraft, minecraft server, Miscellaneous, niji, Niji-mado, NijiEN, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN Teamup schedule, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, numberfags, obsydia, Petra Gurin, petragurin, Reimu Endou, RenZott0, Rosemi Lovelock, RyomaBarrenworth, samefags, ScarleYonaguni, Shenanigans, shitposting, shu yamino, smp, sonny brisko, tribalfags, ttt, TwistyAmanozako, twitter widgets, Tyrant Vanta, Uki Violeta, VBrightshield, VerVermillion, VezaliusBandage, vox akuma, xsoleil, YuQWilson

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the players are as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart!

Join us for a wild ride with the Nijisanji EN crew, where you can witness epic battles between Petra Gurin and a horde of zombies, or watch LazuLight try to build a house without setting it on fire (spoiler alert: it never ends well).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin once had a build-off that ended with a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. True story.

And let’s not forget about Ethyria, where Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, Reimu Endou, and the gang once staged a musical performance using only note blocks. It was so beautiful, even the Ender Dragon shed a tear.

Luxiem is where the party never stops, with Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma throwing the wildest raves this side of the Nether. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie dance the Macarena.

And who could forget about ILUNA, where MariaMari0nette, Aia Amare, Aster Arcadia, Scarle Yonaguni, and RenZott0 formed a boy band called “The Creeper Crushers” and took the Minecraft world by storm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CtrlAltDeleteLoveCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and absolutely no controlling girlfriends allowed!

We promise you won’t have to deal with any K’s or his overbearing girlfriend here. Our server is a place where you can swim with as many girls as you want without anyone questioning your motives. Plus, our community is so trusting that you can even go on hikes with 4 guys and your husband won’t bat an eye!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs controlling girlfriends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RewatchableSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things)!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party. They spent hours exploring, building, and laughing until they cried. And that player? They never left.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you coming back for more, join us today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our world of endless possibilities.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	3378	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BlockBusterFamPressure

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Are you tired of living up to your family’s expectations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only pressure you’ll feel is the weight of all the diamonds you’ve mined! Our server is the perfect escape from the stress of family obligations, allowing you to build, explore, and create your own world without anyone telling you what to do.

Join us and experience the freedom of crafting your own destiny, far away from the prying eyes of judgmental relatives. Who needs family pressure when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where the only expectations are the ones you set for yourself. Trust us, your virtual blocky family will be way more supportive than your real one!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	29	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Blocky Brain Busters

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so like, our server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this study that says playing on our server can like, totally reverse any brain damage you may have. like, if you’ve been hit with a creeper explosion one too many times and now you can’t remember your own name, our server will fix you right up.

we got doctors and scientists and stuff working round the clock to make sure our server is the best place to be if you wanna get your brain back in tip-top shape. like, forget about those boring old servers where all you do is mine for diamonds and build boring houses. on our server, you’ll be fighting off zombie hordes while solving complex puzzles that will totally exercise your brain muscles.

so come on down to our server and get ready to have your mind blown (not literally, tho, that would be bad). join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft mastermind!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Snowflake Gamers Minecraft Server

Androgynous characters, Character customization, Childish audience, gamer culture, Gamer reactions, gamer stereotypes, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming community backlash, gaming controversies, Gender diversity in gaming, gender representation, Masculine female characters, Minecraft, online gaming, Pronouns, Sensitivity in gaming, Server, snowflake, snowflakes, Social issues in gaming., toxic masculinity, video game controversies

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with crybabies who can’t handle a little gender diversity in their games? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all the tough gamers out there!

Join us for a wild ride where pronouns are just letters, character customization is as easy as pie, and our main characters are so androgynous they’ll make your head spin! And don’t even get us started on our masculine female characters – they’ll kick butt and take names like nobody’s business.

So if you’re ready to leave the softies behind and join a server where the only thing getting twisted is your sense of humor, then come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re too much of a crybaby to handle the fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Buildings Constructed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1420

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyBooze Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re drunk on is the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us for a wild time filled with virtual adventures and pixelated fun.

Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HairCraftMoms

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Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is so welcoming that even our virtual villagers have diverse backgrounds. We have a special hair salon where our virtual grandma NPCs will wash, detangle, and braid your character’s hair with expert care. No need to worry about overstepping boundaries here – we encourage all players to help each other out!

Join us in 2024, where information on virtual haircare is just a click away. Say goodbye to real-life misunderstandings and hello to a world where everyone’s hair looks fabulous!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. After all, it’s not every day you get to have a virtual grandma braid your hair in Minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9366	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SportyMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old sports like soccer or basketball? Well, have we got the perfect challenge for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and test your skills in the most intense sport of all time – Creeper Dodgeball! That’s right, we’ve trained our creepers to throw like pros and it’s up to you to dodge their explosive shots. Can you survive the ultimate test of agility and reflexes? Join now and find out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyMisconceptions

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People think playing Minecraft is just about building houses and mining for diamonds, but on our server, it’s a whole new level of craziness! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers, and a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Join us if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

OligarchyCraft

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join our epic minecraft server where the top 1% of players own more diamonds than 95% of the other players combined. it’s like a shadow of wealth hanging over the UN General Assembly, but in minecraft form. come build your own oligarchy and rule over the peasants with your vast riches. who needs real life when you can be a virtual billionaire in our server? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate minecraft oligarch!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Buildings Constructed:	27
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dark Matter Black Hole Fun

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lol join this server cuz we got supermassive black holes made of dark matter n stuff. u can explore the early universe and see how it all began with ur own eyes. watch out for the trio of astronomers tho, they might try to steal ur diamonds or something. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us and get lost in the chaos of the cosmos!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Emeralds Found:	1773
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AGS SMP: Where Whitelists Are Cooler Than Your Aunt’s Potato Salad

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AGS SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 Modded Minecraft
Features	Homes/waypoints Claims New biomes New dungeons New mobs Shops Pets New decoration blocks Pokémon
Requirements to Join	Must be over 18 Must have discord and join our discord server Must be active as much as you can

FAQs

Can I join if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years old and above.

What mods are included in the server?

The server runs modded Minecraft with features such as homes/waypoints, claims, new biomes, dungeons, mobs, shops, pets, new decoration blocks, and Pokémon.

How do I join the server?

If you are interested in joining, please friend the server admin on Discord: .rosita (with the dot as part of the username).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7