Crafty Traders Minecraft Server

balance changes, Crafty, death cult, delayed, DISCOUNT, dlc, Hotfix, Koronus Expanse, Localization Tool, Minecraft, ost, patch update, rebalance, released, Rogue Trader, season pass, Server, TactiCon 2024, Teaser, Thread Archive, Traders, Void Shadows, Warhammer, warhammer 40k

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8092
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Void Gems Collected:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server, back to the barn edition! Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, come join us for some Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader fun! We’ve got mods that will blow your mind and DLCs that will make you question reality.

Ever wanted to explore the Koronus Expanse in Minecraft? Well, now you can! Our server has it all, from Death Cult introductions to major balance changes that will keep you on your toes. And don’t even get me started on the Void Shadows DLC – it’s a game-changer!

But wait, there’s more! TactiCon 2024 is coming up, and we’re offering a 35% discount to all players. Plus, our community is so awesome that we even have a Localization Tool for all your language needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness of Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCashBillionaire24

billionaire, charitable donations, CraftyCashBillionaire24, designer clothes, dream vacation, exotic cars, extravagant spending, financial advisor, financial freedom, Financial Planning, fine dining, investment opportunities, lottery winner, luxury hotels, luxury lifestyle, mansion shopping, personal chef, philanthropy, private jet, shopping spree, spa day

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6461
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Emeralds Found:	9111	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

So you just won 1 billion dollars from the lottery, congrats! Now, imagine spending the next 24 hours on our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the moonwalk, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like they’re in a rodeo.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, battling a dragon that spits out golden apples instead of fire, and trading with villagers who offer enchanted items that give you the power to fly.

But be warned, the server is also home to a mischievous group of unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber ducks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional unicorn prank).

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	131	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4342	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	358
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6939
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Votes:	1685	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2615
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dragons Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	335968
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5435
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	413
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Farms Harvested:	246	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1598
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Zombie Dances:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Farms Harvested:	678	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1062	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	991
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1015
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!