Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

business satire, capitalism, Corp, corporate culture, corporate greed, Crafty, dark humor, Ethics, evil corporation, HALtmann, humor, humoristic critique, infinite growth, inside joke, MARX, Minecraft, Parody, political commentary, satire, Server, social commentary, student movement, unethical practices

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Potions Brewed:	175
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4352
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8131
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Towns Built:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	9982	Holy Grails Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Buildings Constructed:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Votes:	9039
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	321	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Enchantments Applied:	211

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1225
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2317
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	1291	Farms Harvested:	208

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2926	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Ores Mined:	4019	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8077
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Alien Abductions:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6322
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magic Items Found:	4064	Farms Harvested:	293

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9790
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Votes:	8814
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Towns Built:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Dragons Tamed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

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