Dumbass Movies Minecraft Server

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Tired of trying to decide which dumbass movie to watch? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole theater dedicated to playing the most ridiculous and nonsensical movies you can imagine! From a rom-com about a man falling in love with a sentient banana to a horror flick where the killer is a talking toaster, we’ve got it all. Join our server and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off as you watch these cinematic masterpieces with your fellow players. Who needs Netflix when you have our server’s movie theater? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted) by the sheer stupidity of our movie selection!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Money Cuh Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

”’> Say GGWP Minecraft SMP”’

Accountability, Communication, Community, Competitive Gaming, cybercrime, DEFEND, Ethics, Etiquette, Fair Play, Gaming, GGWP, Integrity, Minecraft, Money stolen, multiplayer, online gaming, RESPONSIBILITY, Say GGWP, smp, Sportsmanship, theft, video games

Are you tired of getting your diamonds stolen in other SMPs? Well, fear not, because in our server, we have a strict no-stealing policy…unless you’re able to outsmart the moderators in a game of hide and seek! That’s right, if you can evade capture for 24 hours, you get to keep all the loot you can carry! But be warned, the moderators are expert hunters with a taste for shiny things. So, if you think you have what it takes to outwit them, come join us and say GGWP to your fellow players…or risk having your money stolen and becoming the laughing stock of the server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250	Love Letters Sent:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DoggyDestruction Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme just like Max the mischievous Labrador!

Join us if you’re looking for a wild time filled with destruction and mayhem, just like Max tearing through our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place for high-energy players who love to cause a ruckus and leave a trail of destruction in their wake.

Don’t worry about paying for damages here, because in our server, anything goes! Just like Jake brushing off the destruction caused by Max, we encourage you to let loose and unleash your inner chaos without any consequences.

So if you’re ready to join a server where boundaries are meant to be crossed and friendships are tested, come on over and prove that you’re not afraid to be the bad guy. Just like Jake accusing you of not liking his dog, we’ll make sure you never feel alone in your mischief-making ways.

Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos is the only rule!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Towns Built:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

GrannyCraft: Sorry not Sorry

daughter-in-law, DÍL, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family heirlooms, Family issues, family love, family relationships, family resentment, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, grandchildren, grandkids, GrannyCraft, mother-in-law, playing favorites

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and passive-aggressive behavior are the norm! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles between in-laws, with the ultimate prize being a coveted family necklace passed down through generations. Will you choose sides and earn the favor of the matriarch, or will you stir the pot and watch chaos unfold? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, family drama reigns supreme!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Farms Harvested:	318	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BookWormSMP

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Are you tired of boring old book clubs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate book club experience! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only currency is literary knowledge.

Imagine this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, trying to survive the harsh terrain when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden library filled with enchanted books that give you special abilities. Want to fly like Peter Pan? Just read “Peter Pan” and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But beware, there are rival book clubs out there who will stop at nothing to steal your precious books. Will you join forces with other players to protect your beloved library, or will you go rogue and become a book thief yourself? The choice is yours in this wacky, book-filled adventure!

So, grab your favorite novel and join us on this wild ride of literary madness. Who knows, you might just discover the book that changes your life forever…or at least gives you superpowers in the game!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BlockyGrinCraft

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Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Join this server for the chance to ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of candy canes, and befriend a pet dragon who can bake the most delicious cookies you’ve ever tasted. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the laughter and fun never end!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6793	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BlockBlastersMC

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Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da craziest battles like da Hezbollah missile unit chief fighting off Israeli airstrikes in Beirut! It’s like a real life war zone but in Minecraft, bro! Join now and witness the epic showdowns that will blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is lit AF and we got the dankest memes this side of the block. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	3027	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty Time Zone Frenzy

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Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like Newfoundland with two special time zones, not one. It’s like, so unique worldwide, just like this server, ya know? Like, our standard time zone is like the cool kid in school, and our daylight savings time zone is like the rebel who skips class to play Minecraft all day. So if u wanna be part of something totally wacko and out of this world, join us now! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs in the game, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna be here? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Towns Built:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PixelLove Matchmaking

attraction, cognitive psychology, dating preferences, evaluations, Eye-tracking study, gender differences, Human Behavior, MATCHMAKING.., MATE SELECTION, Men, online dating profiles, Perception, physical attractiveness, PixelLove, Psychology, relationships, resource potential, sex differences, social behavior, visual attention, Women

so, liek, u know how guys be all, “ooh, she hot, i swipe right”? well, dis server is for all da guys who be all about dat physical attractiveness. we got all da hot skins and builds to make u drool.

but wait, ladies, dis server ain’t just for da guys. we got u covered too. we know u be checkin out dem profiles for more den just looks. we got all da resources u need to build ur dream world. u want diamonds? we got diamonds. u want emeralds? we got emeralds. u want dat cute lil piggy? well, we got dat too.

so come join us on dis crazy server where da guys be all about da looks and da gals be all about da resources. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Medieval Europe Minecraft Server

Artistic achievements, class hierarchy, cultural advancements, Daily Life, Disease Outbreaks, economic systems, educational opportunities, Europe, Feudal System, Historical accuracy, hygiene practices, living conditions, Media portrayal, Medieval, Medieval Europe, Minecraft, misconceptions, political structures, religious influence, Server, shithole, societal conditions, technological advancements, warfare tactics

Are you tired of boring old medieval Europe? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft server where we’ve turned medieval Europe into a wild and crazy adventure!

Picture this: instead of boring old castles and knights, we’ve got flying pigs and rainbow-colored unicorns roaming the land. Want to fight dragons? No problem, we’ve got a whole army of them waiting for you to take them on. And forget about peasants and kings, we’ve got talking animals and dancing skeletons running the show.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies? Only on our medieval Europe-themed Minecraft server, of course! Join now and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Wtf Did Dan Do To Her Minecraft SMP

ACCUSATION, BETRAYAL, confusion, Dan, Deception, disbelief, Drama, emotional turmoil, Friends, gossip, Minecraft, Mystery, relationships, rumor, scandal, Secrets, shock, smp, speculation, Trust, what did Dan do, WTF

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, with scandals that will make your diamond sword drop. Like, seriously, have you heard about what Dan did to her? It’s wilder than a pack of wolves on a full moon!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and friendships that are stronger than obsidian. Plus, our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this is one Minecraft adventure you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Potions Brewed:	95

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

HouseFlipperMC

building a house, early Alzheimer’s, family home, family tension, Financial Advice, financial decisions, financial issues, Forever Home, fortunate circumstances, high taxes, HouseFlipperMC, inheritance tax, lovely house, planning and building, poor financial decisions, practical solution, selling the house, separate homes, tax reasons, wasted time and money

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is predictable and normal? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and insane experience ever!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between your parents and your spouse about selling the house they were building for you. Your parents are pensioners facing high taxes, your dad has early Alzheimer’s, and there’s a whole drama about a pond in the yard. But wait, it gets even crazier – they plan to sell the house and buy you and your sister separate homes worth £1.3 million each! And all of this is happening in Minecraft!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, financial woes, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this drama and excitement? So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

WeirdComplimentMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to be complimented on your block-placing skills by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He may be a pig, but he’s got an eye for design that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. Rumor has it they hold elections every month and the winner gets a golden feather crown. Will you be the next Chicken President?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment from a llama wearing a top hat!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

OpinionCraft: From Hater to Player

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Have you ever thought you were a hardcore survivalist, only to realize you’re actually a creative mode connoisseur? Well, get ready for a server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Join our server and experience the ultimate role reversal where survivalists become builders and builders become survivalists. Imagine mining for diamonds only to use them to build the most epic roller coaster the Minecraft world has ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, a half-pig, half-man ruler who demands sacrifices of bacon and gold in exchange for protection from the dreaded Creeper Army. Will you bow down to his porky greatness or rise up against his bacon tyranny?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your opinions and stances flipped upside down faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Divine Spears Created:	30	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NukeSpyCraft: RussiaChinaUkraina

Chinese satellites, defense strategy, eastern europe, Espionage, foreign policy, future strikes, global security, international relations, military aggression, nuclear facilities, nuclear weapons, NukeSpyCraft, political tensions, potential conflict, russia, RussiaChinaUkraina, satellite imagery, security threats, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, Zelensky

come join our epic minecraft server where we surveil all the nukes with chinese satellites for epic strikes! zelensky approves this message! join now for a chance to be a spy and save the world from nuclear destruction! who needs russia when you have our crazy minecraft server?! sign up now and be a hero!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.