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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 9956 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 124 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly ur surrounded by pandas riding on dolphins, all singing “baby shark” in perfect harmony. then u see a giant chicken wearing a top hat, sippin on a potion of invisibility like it’s a fancy cocktail.
our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play poker with the villagers. we have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party, and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.
plus, our community is tighter than a slime block bouncing on a trampoline. we support each other like Japan supports Ukraine, except with more explosions and less politics.
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin! trust me, it’s gonna be more epic than a nether fortress filled with cake.