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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 3410 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Farms Harvested: | 943 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
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