LootCraft: Life’s a Block

BLOCK, Childhood, Development, education, Experience, family, growth, Insight, learning, life lessons, Lifes, Lootcraft, Maturity, Memories, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Understanding, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom

Remember that time you learned not to trust your sibling when they told you the floor was lava? Well, on our Minecraft server, the floor actually IS lava! But don’t worry, we provide special fireproof boots for all our players so you can navigate the treacherous terrain without burning your tootsies.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, or battle against a horde of evil bunnies trying to take over the world. Our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy surprises around every corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Lonely Men Minecraft Server

emotional well being, ISOLATION, Loneliness, lonely, Masculinity, Men, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health awareness campaign, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, Minecraft, reminder, self compassion, self love, self-care, Server, societal expectations, Support

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing for some company? Well, fear not, because on our server, men can never be lonely! We have a magical potion that ensures you’ll always have a buddy by your side, whether it’s a friendly creeper or a chatty skeleton.

Join us and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens or building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds. And don’t worry about getting lost in the vast world of blocks and pixels, because we have a team of highly trained llamas ready to guide you back home.

So why wait? Join our server now and never feel lonely again, because on our server, even the Ender Dragon will want to be your BFF!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Smart Girls Minecraft SMP

advanced degrees, Communication, compatibility, dating advice, direct approach, egalitarian dating, Girls, High IQ, hyper-masculine, initiating dates, intellectual conversations, intelligent women, like-minded individuals, Minecraft, non-chads, non-traditional, open-minded, relationships, Smart, smart girls, smp, subtle hints, Successful Relationships, suggesting activities

Are you tired of being surrounded by non-smart girls who just don’t get you? Join our Minecraft SMP where only the smartest of the smart girls hang out! With IQs in the 120s and 130s, these girls will actually understand your jokes and appreciate your intelligence. Plus, they’re more open to non-chads and won’t judge you for not being a hyper-masculine fake!

But wait, there’s more! These smart girls will actually help you set up dates by suggesting cool places to meet and fun activities to do. They might even ask you out themselves because they’re just that confident and awesome. So if you’re looking for a refreshing change from the typical Minecraft SMP drama, come join us and meet your intellectual match!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	539088
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Villages Defended:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Mom’s BF Must Go Minecraft Server

anger, Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, consequences, family dynamics, Girlfriend, Inappropriate Behavior, living situation, Minecraft, moms, Mother Daughter, pervert, privacy, relationships, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, Yelling

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing peeking into your private moments is the creepers trying to blow you up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises, just like the moment when your mom’s boyfriend accidentally walked in on you and your girlfriend getting cozy. But don’t worry, on our server, you can throw pillows at anyone who dares to invade your personal space! And if things get too awkward, just teleport away to your girlfriend’s house like a pro. So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together – because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

WifePicksNamesNoNicknames

aita, ambiguous, BLONDE, culture, damaging, Dark, Difference, england, ethnic, family, Harmless, joyous new year, London, Longterm, mixed race, names, Nickname, overthinking, Race, racialised, Ramin Navroz Smith, russell, Rustom Parvez Smith, School, Siblings, SIL, son’s names, South Asian, Twins, victorious hero, Westernised nickname, white British, white name, Wife, WifePicksNamesNoNicknames

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is like a mixed race family in England – totally unique and full of surprises!

Just like the twins Ramin and Rustom, our server is full of diversity and excitement. You’ll never know what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the joyous new year of Ramin and the victorious heroics of Rustom as you navigate through our server. And don’t worry, we won’t give you a nickname like “Russell” unless you really want it!

So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a family drama just like Ramin and Rustom. It’s all part of the experience!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ParentalMoochMover-Minecraft SMP

budgeting, career development, early adulthood, financial independence, financial responsibility, Household budgeting, independent living, living expenses, money management, moving out, parental support, ParentalMoochMoverMinecraft, part time job, personal finance, Renting a place, Saving for a deposit, saving money, self-sufficiency, side hustle, smp, Transition to Adulthood, young adult

Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement, surviving on a diet of ramen noodles and dreams of independence? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with crazy challenges, wacky characters, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of mischievous villagers start a dance party in your mine shaft. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when a herd of llamas decides to crash the party and take over your kingdom. Anything can happen in our SMP, and that’s what makes it so darn exciting!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of evil chickens with a taste for destruction. Will you be brave enough to face the wrath of the feathered fiends and claim the treasure for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to your boring life in your parents’ basement. Adventure, chaos, and a whole lot of laughs await you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyMisinfoMaster

Beliefs, cognitive dissonance, Confidence, CraftyMisinfoMaster, critical analysis, critical thinking, Deception, fact-checking, false information, Lies, Manipulation, Misinformation, misinformation awareness, misinformation detection, misinformation spreaders, Propaganda, Psychology, skepticism, social media, Trust, Truth

Are you tired of dealing with fake news and misinformation in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where misinformation is not only encouraged, but celebrated!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and you come across a player who is convinced that pigs can fly in Minecraft. Instead of correcting them, you join in on the fun and start a pig flying competition! Who knew misinformation could be so entertaining?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll encounter players who swear they’ve found a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese, or that they’ve tamed a dragon and ride it to battle against creepers. The possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time arguing with strangers on the internet when you can join our server and embrace the chaos of misinformation? Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5347
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Endless Night Skies:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ADHD & Risky Business

adhd, behavior disorders, biological link, brain development, Business, cognitive function, genetic factors, genetic variations, genetics, Hereditary, impulsive decision-making, impulsiveness, impulsivity, mental health, neurobiology, predisposition, Psychiatry, research, Risky, risky behavior, study, Traits

LOL OMG THIS SERVER IS LIKE GENETICALLY LINKED TO ADHD AND RISKY BEHAVIOR, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA MAKE IMPULSIVE DECISIONS AND BUILD CRAZY STUFF IN MINECRAFT! OUR DNA IS LITERALLY WIRED FOR CHAOS AND FUN, SO COME ON AND EMBRACE THE MADNESS! WHO NEEDS NORMAL SERVERS WHEN YOU CAN JOIN OUR INSANE GENETICALLY MODIFIED COMMUNITY?! 😂🤪🧬🎮

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mines Excavated:	2805
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Unleash the Chaos of Creativity – Making Mods, Java, and Whitelists Fun Again!

Automate, Chaos, continents, Country, creativity, custom avatar, diverse biomes, Fun, grow and cook, island state, Islands, java, making, mechanical machinery, Mods, modular tools, Performance Mods, quality of life, smp, stack based spellcasting, Unleash, Vanilla, Whitelists

Power of Creation Minecraft Server

Server Type	Modded SMP
Age Requirement	18+
Location	UK

The Power of Creation Minecraft server is a modded SMP looking for long term players who want to build up a beautiful world and tell stories within it. The server runs a custom modpack focused on giving players the tools to create whatever they want. The pack is relatively lightweight, and has been designed to have few (if any) redundant features. The main content mods include Create, HexCasting, Farmer’s Delight, Tetra, and Figura, as well as quality of life, vanilla+ additions, and performance mods. Terrain generation is overhauled to make biomes more diverse and interesting, while following vanilla themes.

For more information and whitelisting, join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xYykzA9RFU

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement for the server?	Players must be 18 or older to join.
Where is the server hosted?	The server is hosted in the UK.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The main content mods are Create, HexCasting, Farmer’s Delight, Tetra, and Figura, along with quality of life, vanilla+ additions, and performance mods.
Can players create their own countries or islands on the server?	Yes, the world generation allows for continents and islands, making it possible for players to create their own countries or island states.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	497	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

What the Frick Minecraft Server

bewildering series, bewildering twists, bizarre events, complicated storyline, confusing series, confusing storyline, convoluted plot, enigmatic story, FRICK, mind-bending, mind-boggling events, Minecraft, mysterious happenings, Mystery, perplexing plot, perplexing series, plot twists, puzzling narrative, Server, strange occurrences, Unpredictable, What’s happening

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t know what’s going on! Join us for a rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem as we navigate through insane quests, battle ridiculous mobs, and uncover the mysteries of the blocky universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. They had to bust out their best dance moves to survive and escape with the legendary diamond sword of disco. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who only speaks in puns. Will you be brave enough to decipher its clucky riddles and uncover the secrets of the chicken dimension? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, full of laughter, surprises, and pure insanity, then come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house too, by a TNT-wielding sheep). Don’t miss out on the craziest ride of your blocky life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

”Stable Minecraft SMP Diffusion General”

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, diffusion, Discord, Forge, general, inpaint, LoRAs, Mal0 Monday Edition, Minecraft, models, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL, Prompt metadata, Reforge, SDG, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis

Welcome to the Mal0 Monday Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted llama waiting for the bravest adventurer to claim it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Be prepared to have your house filled with chickens or your crops replaced with TNT. It’s all in good fun, right?

And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles that take place every Friday night. The winner gets bragging rights and a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to become the ultimate champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the creeper that likes to photobomb every screenshot. It’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mines Excavated:	4065	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NieceCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, Boundaries, child behavior, child discipline, child safety, child supervision, Communication, Conflict Resolution, discipline, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, Family Values, leniency, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, NieceCraft, parenting, Server, sibling dynamics, swearing

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your patience and challenge your skills? Look no further than our server, where you’ll encounter stacks of empty shot glasses that need to be carefully balanced and spun without breaking. Just like the intense Jenga game, but with a twist!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to discipline mischievous nieces who just won’t listen. Will you be the one to step in and take control, or will you sit back and watch chaos unfold like our BIL?

And don’t worry, swearing in front of children is not only allowed but encouraged on our server. Let out your frustrations and let the madness begin!

So come on over to our server and show us your skills in handling unruly nieces and precarious shot glass stacks. Can you handle the challenge? Join now and find out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

KidnappedSisLOL

apology dilemma, attachment issues, bedtime routine, bratty behavior, discipline struggles, Disneyland trips, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, homecoming dress, kidnapped child, KidnappedSisLOL, long-term effects, mother-daughter relationship, pampered child, parenting challenges, princess behavior, sibling rivalry, spoiled kid, stepsibling issues, stepsister drama

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with drama and adventure! Just like the story of the spoiled stepsister, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where every player is as demanding as a princess, constantly asking for items and special treatment. But beware, if you dare to speak up and call them out, you may face consequences just like the protagonist of this story.

Experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual world where nothing is as it seems, and where the only way to survive is to adapt to the chaos around you. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a situation as outrageous as painting a spoiled princess’s nails!

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to handle the madness. But remember, in this world, the only rule is to expect the unexpected!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SMP:SexOrFood?

Decision making, Desires, great food, great sex, indulgence, life choices, long term happiness, Pleasure, Preferences, satisfaction, SMPSexOrFood, ultimate decision, ultimate decision-making, ultimate desire, ultimate happiness, ultimate indulgence, ultimate pleasure, ultimate satisfaction

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ask the tough questions like, “If you can pick only one between great sex and great food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?” But don’t worry, we won’t make you choose because on our server, you can have both!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of great food and great…um, let’s just say, “interactions.” Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while eating a pizza, all while engaging in intense PvP battles with your friends?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the ultimate combination of great sex, great food, and great gameplay!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	191	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	24	Villages Defended:	13
Enchantments Applied:	241	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyCrush: Wanna build a blocky empire together?

beginning a conversation, blocky, BUILD, conversation starter, CraftyCrush, Empire, first impression, first question, getting to know each other, getting to know someone, getting to know you, Icebreaker, initial question, start talking, starting a chat, starting a connection, starting a conversation, starting a dialogue, starting a discussion, starting a friendship, starting a rapport, starting a relationship, talking to someone, Wanna

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? This server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you three wishes. One player wished for a lifetime supply of bacon, another wished for the ability to fly like a chicken. What will you wish for?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

HezbollahHavocMC

Conflict, Crisis, Deadly Day, hezbollah, Hezbollah attacks, HezbollahHavocMC, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Lebanon war, Lebanon-Israel Conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Middle East tensions, Middle East Violence, Military, Military Strikes, Politics, Terrorism, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we have battles crazier than lebanon vs israel! our pvp is so intense, it’ll make those airstrikes look like child’s play! build your base stronger than a bomb shelter and defend it against enemies more ruthless than hezbollah! trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos and fun anywhere else! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Animals Bred:	102
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.